Mario (Paper) has been inflicted with the woke DEI virus in new Switch remake.

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Safir said:
Like there's an episode of Futurama in which a capricious godlike being turns out to be a misbehaving teenager of its species and gets told off by its mom — it's not theological commentary on the veneration of Mary, it's a joke.
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It's also a reference to The Squire Of Gothos, S1E17 of Star Trek: ToS.
 
Nicholas II of Russia said:
I don't really see the issue here?

If anything, this only make the Goombas look more evil.
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They lost their personality. They went from a trashy gang of greasers cat calling and harassing anyone who goes by to...

"were gonna fight you,
what you dont want to fight?
then were gonna fight you."

The dialogue no longer makes sense.
 
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Oh, sorry about that, I was just playing the original on dolphin, with graphical enhancements, mods, save states, and cheats available right from the start with no extra cost... and it features zero treehouse-tier scripts. Also nips, although it's probably mandated for you now by your Americandan Masters - try to stop injecting western nigger quotas into all your games. Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, and yes even Pikmin - never needed niggers shoved in. My shekel purse is closed.
Cat tit bingo said:
You shut your fucking whore mouth, paper mario TTYD is full of subtle and complex commentary on the human condition and philosophy
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Within 5 minutes of game start you see suited mobsters assault two random NPCs, there's a hanging man's noose in the town square to kill people with, and Princess Peach has a shower scene... "but it's only for kids though".
 
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If you have to play the new version, just pirate it, wait a month for a mod to come out fixing the translation (the one for smrpg remake only took 2 weeks) then play it on an emulator or hacked switch. Personally Im not touching the remake regardless unless there's a mod for 60 fps. At that point I'd rather play it on gamecube with 480p than on switch at 30 fps
 
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>i haven't seen any of the footage but...
>i haven't played the original game but...
awesome, i'm sure your hot takes about the baby game are......really good......
 
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Hmm....it took me a moment to realize the issue, and that its flirting was in the original script....can't have that because its "sexual harassment" and you can't joke about it because jokes are actually encouragement. You have to say NO and explain why its a terrible idea with the harshest wording possible.

But I can live with that unfortunate reality, but I have more of a problem with the faggot-tier writing. Why does every character have to sound like they're talking all "quirky" now?
 
Danann said:
But I can live with that unfortunate reality, but I have more of a problem with the faggot-tier writing. Why does every character have to sound like they're talking all "quirky" now?
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Because modern writers got all of their social skills from Josh Whedon shows and movies while they hung out in their basements in the 2000's
 
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