Mario (Paper) has been inflicted with the woke DEI virus in new Switch remake.

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You're honestly better off getting something like an R36S off of Aliexpress.
Objectively yes, but one of the helpful things about the old GBC is that it isn't backlit. Parental PL but my son has always had issues going to sleep so limiting screens after 7 PM helps him chill out a bit more naturally. We let him play the Gameboy after 7 specifically because of lack of backlight.
 
> understandable

It's not! The original is FUNNY (to children). They're weird squiggly mascot things with no opposable thumbs or even arms, and then one of them has a human woman's hairstyle out of the blue, and then they FLIRT. It's a joke. Like there's an episode of Futurama in which a capricious godlike being turns out to be a misbehaving teenager of its species and gets told off by its mom — it's not theological commentary on the veneration of Mary, it's a joke.

People who go "uh it's bad to hit on female Goombas" are autists who want to fuck female Goombas.

The other issue is they're fucking with the original. It's not a bad practice per se, especially when it comes to children's stuff. But now, when cultural information is readily accessible, I wouldn't fuck with it in long-form works. No changing A Dog of Flanders to Old Yeller, for example.

Jokes, wordplay, and internal references, OK, nothing else. Even patriotism isn't a good reason anymore, we aren't hurting for lack of content like in the early days of children's literature. If something is subversive and gay, keep it away from children.
My guy, I meant it's understandable why translationfags (aka people that do give a shit on what one person is saying from one language to another) would have a problem over progressiveshits rewriting a joke to be less offensive to "modern audiences". I'm not on the "that's le problematic" side niqqa, lol.
 
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I'll be delighted to know what happens to Vivian.
For those who don't know: In the original Japanese, Vivian is described as a crossdresser. Goombella and the catch card explicitly refer to him as a male who looks female. In the English translation Vivian's just made regular female.
The new translation's gonna have Vivian calling his sisters TERFs and involves a new side mission to the surgeon to get his stinkditch installed.
 
You're still gonna gobble up all of that slop and pay out of the ass for it like the spineless Nintentoddler you are.
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You can thank this soy-bearded they/them pansey, Niko Ferryn Lennox, for claiming that Vivian is trans and made other translations in the remaster version woke and corrupted to pleasure the snowflakes.

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And guess what? Niko is a crossdressing diaperfurfag!
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EDIT: Can't handle criticism, get the fuck off the internet.
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EDIT 2: Turns out Niko is a liar thanks to this user.
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No, there is a pattern.

They removed any word that could be considered a negative judgment about a mental state (crazy, loon, lunatic), as well as gendered terms (ladies and gentlemen)
Nintendo HAS done that before. Mario Party 8 had a line that said "turn this train spastic," the UK requested that Nintendo recall and edit that offending slur for their local distribution.
 
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A /v/irgin is getting upset.

Nintendo HAS done that before. Mario Party 8 had a line that said "turn this train spastic," the UK requested that Nintendo recall and edit that offending slur for their local distribution.
The issue was that "spastic" in Britain was more used for someone with cerebral palsy. Considering the level of PAL butchery in the past, that wasn't a huge change.
 
But hoarding roms is way easier than hoarding physical games.
It's also much easier to make mass backups, and it's a hell of a lot easier to save a portable hard drive in an emergency like a fire than a literal fucking library worth of plastic shit.
 
Why are games for literal babies including tranny propaganda?
there is a BS copypasta on that:

"Bottom line: if a trans character ruins your experience, that says more about you than it does about Nintendo. Do better."

- the copypasta

"Yikes! Let's unpack this!"

First, that BS implies "transgender" is "heckin' valid" and "progress" in the first place. Furthermore, "transgender" was not pushed anywhere near as much before Current Year. That BS also implies that "transgender" is not inherently disturbing to those who are not "transgender", which could take conditioning to overcome. Finally, there's that assumption that only SJWs are "decent human beings"?

So rather than being disturbed by the "transgender" agenda being pushed on kids "saying more about you than Nintendo", it's the other way around. And when one sincerely believes in "woke", such isn't "doing better": it's a path leading to misery and delusion instead.

tl;dr: Assuming copypasta is serious, looks to be another wannbe commie "struggle session" to try to "deconstruct" heterosexuality.
 
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You can thank this soy-bearded they/them pansey, Niko Ferryn Lennox, for claiming that Vivian is trans and made other translations in the remaster version woke and corrupted to pleasure the snowflakes.

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And guess what? Niko is a crossdressing diaperfurfag!
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EDIT: Can't handle criticism, get the fuck off the internet.
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EDIT 2: Turns out Niko is a liar thanks to this user.
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necroing like a mfer but every time i see one of these types of thing i always think it is a westerner doing it not the company themselves who literally don't care about this kind of stuff. It doesn't make sense to walk back years of what you established unless you are Daisuke and influenced by the west rather than a competent creative decision. The fun part about Vivian is that it was pretty cut and dry it was an "otoko" since their mannerisms and little backstory are common tropes in otokonoko media. Nowadays everything funnels into the same trans drain so i am not surprised at all.
 
Why we made this thread over the OG Papaer Mario one?

The fun part about Vivian is that it was pretty cut and dry it was an "otoko" since their mannerisms and little backstory are common tropes in otokonoko media. Nowadays everything funnels into the same trans drain so i am not surprised at all.

The real fun part is how one remake managed to gaslight everyone into thinking that Vivian being a positive trans representation was always the original intention and that her JPN version never had any problems... It's a bit scary actually.

All those times where people made jokes of "Where is Vivian's penis?", all these theories about Beldam calling her a man is just an insult like saying "You're as pretty as a man! Uglie!" or even if she just got "reicarnateed" as a woman. The only people who liked the JPN version of Vivian where the ones that thought it was hilarious how the guy of the group was more girly and prettier than the 2 women...

All of that... just gone. And if you ever bring that up, you get scolded and downvoted by the MDRS (Minority Defender Reddit Squad).
 
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