Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

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What I like about this thread is all the people responding "yeah, marriage is great. I get to share my life with someone I love, respect, like to hang out with, and like to bang."


It reassures me I'm not doing something wrong by not being miserable like so many matrimonyfags
 
Ped Xing said:
It reassures me I'm not doing something wrong by not being miserable like so many matrimonyfags
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I really do hate people that describe their marriage like a bad sitcom. I get tired of hearing "LOL wife won't touch me, LOL husbands a dumb ass!" all the time.

If I bring it up that their marriage sounds depressing I get one of two responses, they get quite and don't know what to say, or get defensive and say it's a joke. I even had someone tell me that wanting to spend so much time with my husband is unhealthy. This person is divorced now.
 
Oh yeah, the people who shit-talk their spouses never seem to consider that they're talking shit on themselves three times as hard. So your wife's a nagging cunt? Well, you're the sad sack schmuck who married a nagging cunt, lack the courage to talk to her about how she's making you feel, and don't have the balls to divorce her.
 
Ped Xing said:
Oh yeah, the people who shit-talk their spouses never seem to consider that they're talking shit on themselves three times as hard. So your wife's a nagging cunt? Well, you're the sad sack schmuck who married a nagging cunt, lack the courage to talk to her about how she's making you feel, and don't have the balls to divorce her.
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This is why I never entertain people's angsty tirades about recent exes: you're mad at yourself for fucking up, dummy. Quit blaming the other person for your incompetence.

The missus and I had a five minute spat last night, I ended up just waving her off because she was being a faggot. She came back in from her smoke with a smile on her face and said "Sometimes you just need a good fight to clear the air." then we shared a drink and watched a movie.

Good times.
 
This thread is far more wholesome than i expected. I wish i wasn't so socially akward so i could find a wife.
But i've already made up my mind about dying alone, so it's not a problem if i don't get it.
 
I think "I'm just teasing them" is a really poor excuse. I tease my wife all the time, but nobody else hears it because it's play between me and her, not a comedy performance for someone else.


I'm not socially awkward, but I am ugly, and that's harder to fix. You can wife up, Malagor. I believe in you.
 
I love hearing marriage stories as a hopeless romantic, gives me the fuzzy-wuzzies I don't have and probably never will. :heart-full: I have a lot of questions I guess, but to the married Kiwis, was the moment where you knew your SO was the one a big lightning bolt one or the quiet ninja-sneak one?
 
Ped Xing said:
I think "I'm just teasing them" is a really poor excuse.
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It's even worse when they say that after you see their spouse visibly upset. "I'm just teasing, he'll get over it." You know there is going to be a screaming match behind closed doors.

Malagor the dank omen said:
This thread is far more wholesome than i expected. I wish i wasn't so socially akward so i could find a wife.
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If I can find my Gomez, you can find you Slaaneshi love demon. He's not as into horror movies as I am but he loves to see me happy. How many guys will get you a Phantasm sphere for your birthday?

Kari Kamiya said:
where you knew your SO was the one a big lightning bolt one or the quiet ninja-sneak one?
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One day we looked at each other and realized we just felt comfortable together, and he said, "So, you want to get married or what?" It just slowly happened over time.
 
Ped Xing said:
I'm not socially awkward, but I am ugly
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I’ve always been a quiet introverted person and I’m no George Clooney myself.

Malagor the dank omen said:
I wish i wasn't so socially akward so i could find a wife.
But i've already made up my mind about dying alone, so it's not a problem if i don't get it.
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Kari Kamiya said:
I love hearing marriage stories as a hopeless romantic, gives me the fuzzy-wuzzies I don't have and probably never will.
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I figured since I’ve known my wife years before we decided to tie the knot. She has put up with my quirks, we work and live together very well, so we decided to claim each other till that scythe nigger in a robe comes for us.
I’ve taken plenty of rejections (losers) before her and I finally found my love. From my observation of some friends don’t rush into a marriage, don’t be a sucker, know when it won’t work out, do listen and work together. Join some hobby or interest groups, get out and ask some randomers for a confidence booster. If all else fails, just use a club and claim someone your property. I have faith in you, if my bearded ugly ass can do it, you can too!
 
Ped Xing said:
You can wife up, Malagor. I believe in you.
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Nekromantik2 said:
If I can find my Gomez, you can find you Slaaneshi love demon.
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Offen Ded Tardreee said:
I have faith in you, if my bearded ugly ass can do it, you can too!
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It's really nice to hear this stuff, it truly is and i appreciate it inmensely. But some things maybe are not meant to be because indadequacy is a bitch to deal with. But i don't want to go full TMI with this or turn the thread into an awful pity party, so better not go into detail with this. If you are curious ask away. Plus, i must stay on my positive side since lately things have been awfully good. After all, if there is life there is hope and in this life only hard things are worth it.
 
So far so stable and happy, but then we've never discussed The Question, so who knows, it could all end in disaster and divorce when that day comes.
Are traps gay?
 
Thank y'all for getting this back on the rails. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading the responses.

MrTickles said:
I'm going to kidnap my future wife. Wish me luck.
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Godspeed. Cholroform helps. Just don't put her in the trunk. A wedding dress and a trip to Vegas when she becomes slightly lucid might help. Cheers.
 
3rd year anniversary this weekend. We're settled in nicely. Took our dog to the beach and then went out to a restaurant, which became an adventure of sorts since finding an open place on Sunday after 9PM is not easy when you don't live in Fatland (USA) or Fatland Jr (Canada) No booze, since we ride bikes to get around. Then we... had some exercise... on the way home. We ride bikes as our form of transport I mean. Yeah.

Worst part about being married is people assuming we have or want kids. One of the reasons we got married is that neither of us want kids.
 
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