Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

Kari Kamiya said:
was the moment where you knew your SO was the one a big lightning bolt one or the quiet ninja-sneak one?
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I knew right away that I could spend the rest of my life with her, but it took a while to get over the trepidation.

Vodka's My BFF said:
Thank y'all for getting this back on the rails. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading the responses.
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No problem, it's a good thread and we didn't need Pam shitting it up.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
Worst part about being married is people assuming we have or want kids. One of the reasons we got married is that neither of us want kids.
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Oscar Wildean said:
It really does get annoying after a while.
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@Y2KKK Baby Libtards detected!!

Seriously though, the whole offspring thing never happened for the O'Keefes, luckily we both were able to say 'Meh, lets have cats'.
Family eventually learned to shut the fuck up when it was explained ad nauseam how it was nobody else's fucking business. Fucking boomers will always think you're freaks if you are a hetero couple with no kids. Fuck boomers.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
3rd year anniversary this weekend. We're settled in nicely. Took our dog to the beach and then went out to a restaurant, which became an adventure of sorts since finding an open place on Sunday after 9PM is not easy when you don't live in Fatland (USA) or Fatland Jr (Canada) No booze, since we ride bikes to get around. Then we... had some exercise... on the way home. We ride bikes as our form of transport I mean. Yeah.

Worst part about being married is people assuming we have or want kids. One of the reasons we got married is that neither of us want kids.
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Oscar Wildean said:
It really does get annoying after a while.
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Lol, salty fat bitches. Go back to Beauty Parlour.
 
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I had decided to marry my wife, after significant deliberation, in less than five months. After that, it was a matter of logistics.

As with so many carefully-planned moves in my life, I was accused of being impetuous, as I requested no council of war, and when you don't ask someone for their opinion, they assune you're just guessing.

EDIT: Well, I did speak with my girlfriend about her becoming my wife. I wasn't romantic about surprising her with a ring in her food (what an awful idea) or anything that would make other people happy.
 
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Also, being married extends your life expectancy by an average of 10 years
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I know people often joke and how awful marriage is
but if you find the right partner then life is a lot easy
And more relaxed plus money and other things are less of a burden because there’s two of us working on the Same goals
 
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Ped Xing said:
I had decided to marry my wife, after significant deliberation, in less than five months. After that, it was a matter of logistics.

As with so many carefully-planned moves in my life, I was accused of being impetuous, as I requested no council of war, and when you don't ask someone for their opinion, they assune you're just guessing.

EDIT: Well, I did speak with my girlfriend about her becoming my wife. I wasn't romantic about surprising her with a ring in her food (what an awful idea) or anything that would make other people happy.
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It was her birthday. I got down on one knee, because despite being a poorfag I am something resembling a gentleman. She said yes, of course. Because despite being a poorfag, I have other assets.

In retrospect I would have had someone record it. Things are foggy getting that close to my injury. I forgot about certain details of my life.

The proposal and the assets. I know how these internet people get down.
 
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I have a house. That's great marriage bait, if that's your plan. Otherwise you'll have to be a lovable person, and the ROI on that is unimpressive.
 
Ped Xing said:
I have a house. That's great marriage bait, if that's your plan. Otherwise you'll have to be a lovable person, and the ROI on that is unimpressive.
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Thing is that i have 2 houses aside the one i live in (parents are filthy rich). Problem is that i want to get away from all that and get everything i have with my own two hands. I know i'm already in deep because of that idea.
 
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My wife accidentally put my phone in her purse today, so I took hers to her to trade and she conned me in to stopping by the cafe near our house to get her a french vanilla cappuccino while I was on the way to swap them out. Our toddler conned me in to a fruit smoothie during the stop. Women and children are devious creatures
 
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NyQuilninja said:
I know people often joke and how awful marriage is
but if you find the right partner then life is a lot easy
And more relaxed plus money and other things are less of a burden because there’s two of us working on the Same goals
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It really is. Partner is the perfect word for a good marriage. You're a team, constantly working together.

Almost a year married now and I have no complaints. We both hate where we're living but moving soon. Going through the stress together.
 
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A Beached Whale said:
It really is. Partner is the perfect word for a good marriage. You're a team, constantly working together.

Almost a year married now and I have no complaints. We both hate where we're living but moving soon. Going through the stress together.
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As I’ve learned the home is one of most important parts, if you both don’t like where you are living it
really impacts your relationship
 
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