💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

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Masaokis is right up there with Ullillillia in the category of "fucking weirdo with legitimate mental disorders" who's also a lovable cad who I'd have a beer with.
 
Exogenous Celebrations said:
Masaokis is right up there with Ullillillia in the category of "fucking weirdo with legitimate mental disorders" who's also a lovable cad who I'd have a beer with.
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I've met a couple cats in my life like Masaokis and they're always a trip. An acquaintance growing up had a mom akin to him, I accidentally smoked leftover crack out of her bong.

Good times.
 
Exogenous Celebrations said:
Masaokis is right up there with Ullillillia in the category of "fucking weirdo with legitimate mental disorders" who's also a lovable cad who I'd have a beer with.
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This is how I felt when I watched him pretend to travel through space by sitting in his bathroom with the lights off. I would totally go on a space adventure with him.
 
Law said:
This is how I felt when I watched him pretend to travel through space by sitting in his bathroom with the lights off. I would totally go on a space adventure with him.
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Some leftover crack in a bong will 100% help with that.
 
Burd Turglar said:
I've met a couple cats in my life like Masaokis and they're always a trip. An acquaintance growing up had a mom akin to him, I accidentally smoked leftover crack out of her bong.

Good times.
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I knew a schizophrenic guy who loved his weed (I told him every time I saw him not to do it but hey, crazy people) who was the sweetest kid you could ever meet. Constantly babbling about whatever floated through his head but he'd give you the shirt off his back. Little fucker could stand barefoot in the snow at - 30C as well.
Law said:
This is how I felt when I watched him pretend to travel through space by sitting in his bathroom with the lights off. I would totally go on a space adventure with him.
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As long as you know what you can and can't expect out of disturbed people they're great friends. Well some of them..
 
Solid video. Amazed he filled his whole house with smoke just turning the oven on. "Smoke alarms on the kitchen are just cooking alarms. Like, I already know i'm cooking." Spraying oil directly on the burner is a chad cooking strat. Fucking washes off a dog that rolls onto the floor. Dumps all the hot hotdog water back into the bathtub. Has a wet toilet paper roll in Tupperware next to the sink. He knows something I don't and is living the best life.
 
does anyone else notice that in his older video at leaast, his ktichen is literally connected to his bathroom. what kind of fucked up architecture is that, i believe the dude custom built the house. and requested the 2 be next to each other.
 
Bugaboo said:
I love how instead o getting help for his hoarding he works around it.
Actaully no it's sad :(
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I don't know if he's a hoarder or if he just likes to let things pile up for a while before cleaning it. His apartment looked clean in the past, but not readily in his videos.
 
Michael Janke said:
does anyone else notice that in his older video at leaast, his ktichen is literally connected to his bathroom. what kind of fucked up architecture is that, i believe the dude custom built the house. and requested the 2 be next to each other.
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Just looks like a low-end apartment, probably from the 70s/80s.

Latest video, coffee grounds into straight warm sambuca. He's got an iron gut. Maybe the alcohol prevents the inevitable food poisoning.

Then proceeds to cook some sort of "french toast" with eggs and processed sliced cheese.

It looks like earlier theories were that he was a successful law clerk and just drank heavily on weekends and made these videos for fun, but reading more it does seem like he's mentally ill and his sister is trying to take care of him, which would explain some of the videos in a nicer place with the dog.

Hope he's still living his best life. :(
 
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