Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear

[Lackadaisy]

Can't wait to see this game's version of the Shepard shuffle

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Yup. That's uh.



Yup.

Bugger me. That's the worst attempt at recreating the cover art of Vulgar Display of Power I've ever seen.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Can't wait to see this game's version of the Shepard shuffle

I'm going to bet there's going to be a coded in male x male, female x female dance routine, y'know, like Mans1ayer did as a joke?

 

[I-chi]

SHE ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING HIM

SHE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS

BIOTIKKUUUUUUU PAAAAAWWWNCH

 

[Judge Holden]

Yup. That's uh.



Yup.

Everyone is missing the most horrifying aspect of this animation

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!

Srsly. Did bioware fire whoever does facial animation for being A FUCKING WHITE MAAALE?! or is this chick supposed to be a robot with some ghastly stepford-smiler face?

 

[Zach_Kun]

Everyone is missing the most horrifying aspect of this animation

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!

Srsly. Did bioware fire whoever does facial animation for being A FUCKING WHITE MAAALE?! or is this chick supposed to be a robot with some ghastly stepford-smiler face?

I'm glad I'm not a fan of Mass Effect. If I was, I would probably be bawling right now (from sadness and laughing too hard)

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Everyone is missing the most horrifying aspect of this animation

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!

Srsly. Did bioware fire whoever does facial animation for being A FUCKING WHITE MAAALE?! or is this chick supposed to be a robot with some ghastly stepford-smiler face?

This is the only time I've ever seen a stage punch animated in a vidya.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

This is the only time I've ever seen a stage punch animated in a vidya.

....fuck me that's what they actually did isn't it? They couldn't even be bothered to tweak the animation by moving the two mocapped actors data closer together, they just.... dumped it straight into the damn game.

 

[Ruin]

I heard you can refuse to recruit or even kill potential squadmates in this game. If true I'm keeping fem Garrus, Krogan mercenary, and catboi alien. Tumblr dyke, Kangz, and peepee poopoo are going out the airlock first chance I get.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I heard you can refuse to recruit or even kill potential squadmates in this game. If true I'm keeping fem Garrus, Krogan mercenary, and catboi alien. Tumblr dyke, Kangz, and peepee poopoo are going out the airlock first chance I get.

They all suck.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Knowing Bioware you won't be able to kill the tumblrite characters. I also don't get the huge divergence from ME 2/3 visually. I mean fuck, ME 2 looks better than this. Someone at Bioware must have decided 'A good looking game is ableist!'

Is it that it has such a bad rep that it just can't attract talent anymore? It has been bleeding talent at a fast rate

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Knowing Bioware you won't be able to kill the tumblrite characters. I also don't get the huge divergence from ME 2/3 visually. I mean fuck, ME 2 looks better than this. Someone at Bioware must have decided 'A good looking game is ableist!'

Is it that it has such a bad rep that it just can't attract talent anymore? It has been bleeding talent at a fast rate

Never underestimate the churn of most game studios. The gaming industry is honestly horrifying for this, and bare in mind some of the rot set in once Muzyka and Zeschuk left the company and those guys were responsible for most of its direction and day to day management.

Though with Jen Helper as one of the writers for Bioware, it was obvious the rot was already deep within by 2006 and has only been compounded badly since then.

 

[Ruin]

Fucking hell. It looks even worse than I thought.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Fucking hell. It looks even worse than I thought.

Don't worry! it says "PRE RELEASE FOOTAGE" a whopping 22 days before the game is due to release.

....

lol.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Her actual name is Peebee?! AHAHAHA, I didn't even know, holy fucking shit. Who approved that? It sounds like a five year old trying to pronounce Phoebe.

"What sounds sci-fi? I like the name Phoebe, but that's too modern. How do I futurize it? I know! ENUNCIATE. Peebee. BRILLIANT"

If they thought that was a good idea, I dread to see what other things they thought were. Also those facial animations, holy shit, its like a plastic dummy. No wonder they only show it for five seconds.

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

At least you can jump, eh?

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Her actual name is Peebee?! AHAHAHA, I didn't even know, holy fucking shit. Who approved that? It sounds like a five year old trying to pronounce Phoebe.

"What sounds sci-fi? I like the name Phoebe, but that's too modern. How do I futurize it? I know! ENUNCIATE. Peebee. BRILLIANT"

If they thought that was a good idea, I dread to see what other things they thought were. Also those facial animations, holy shit, its like a plastic dummy. No wonder they only show it for five seconds.

Her full name is Pelessaria B'Sayle.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Her full name is Pelessaria B'Sayle.

Which is a fucking Mary Sue name if ever there was one. The creative punctuation and overabundance of syllables says just that.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Which is a fucking Mary Sue name if ever there was one. The creative punctuation and overabundance of syllables says just that.

I mean, it's not really any different than "Liara T'soni" or "Tali'zora nah Rya".

"Peebee" just a really awkward nickname though. "Lessie" would sound way better.

 

[Larry Thorne]

There's some weird fucking humans in Bioware's future. Gene edit much?