Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[General Tug Boat]

What the fuck is TSM?

TransSexual Menstruation, the next upcoming on the Schilders raw list of sexual fetishes to shout out through Twitter threads.

Once we get into the Derich lolcow suit chapter of this story, he is going to use the famous Hank Hill defence against the evil Joshua Conner Moon, aka Karate Josh.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Short form of auTiSM since Derish can't even spell his own name right

TSM! TSM! TSM! TSM! TSM! TSM!

Sound good?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Derich no please anything but that.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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Derich no please anything but that.

Do you think he's ever wondered why these big meanie trolls have started to impersonate him all of a sudden and use similar words and phrases in almost the same way he does? Like has that ever reached his thought process and pondered on it? (If he even has one)

Also I don't think papa roach is gonna care what the token retard says about his streaming site of choosing, if Deritch all of a sudden really did stop showing up to his streams, Phil would just be left with a slightly smaller void of mentally handicapped that show up to his stream, and since Deritch never chucks a penny any more, it's no big loss to Phil, he doesn't need Deritch to tell him he wants to see a baby mode easy game like Pokémon Snap to play.

It seems like it would take this retard a fair amount of trouble headed his way in order for him to get up and suddenly stop watching Phil entirely (but since Deritch is looking for a certain level of interaction and engagement, I couldn't see him strictly just watching Phil through YouTube uploads, because with comments gone, he can't get his feedback fix).

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

That question we've all had in the back of our minds is finally answered. Yes it's a sexual thing for Derich.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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That question we've all had in the back of our minds is finally answered. Yes it's a sexual thing for Derich.

"HI chat! My name is WWEloverTSM and I'm new to Phil's YouTube chat!"

"Shout-out to the beautiful and awesome Darksydephil on his first anal scene with the equally beautiful and cute Papavera in the new series of Minecraft: No No Papavera new episode! I love you Phil"

"Why do people keep making acccount similar to my name and saying I'm Derish? I'm not Derich and I'm getting annoyed!"

 

[Need Help With Tips]

You guys are getting on Jeremy's last nerves

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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You guys are getting on Jeremy's last nerves

Alright so I think that Jeremy dude is a troll. I don't know specifically what it is, but that sort of reply sounds a bit too snarky for me to think it's a genuine kiddish reply.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I wanted to do this mini experiment for fun and add to @DerichLovesNWA fine research, so I got today's chat logs and curated it with all the Derichs (just the DerichLovesTSM_ variant, there were more) to show the difference in their typing. Sadly there's not much from him because he got shy, it would've been way more interesting otherwise.

The one in green is the real one, others are fake. I censored the fakes' channel IDs, but I gave each one a number to tell from the other clones, pretty sure I'm not ruining anyone's fun in the process:

2021-05-26 04:04:16 [1]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I am here for a chill late-night stream of NEW Pokemon Snap Phil!
2021-05-26 04:06:22 [2]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: i havent dropped by in quite a few days but im looking forward to the stream @DSPGaming
2021-05-26 04:07:48 [2]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @KALUTH no this time it really is me and not trolls
2021-05-26 04:07:50 [3]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming This will be a great stream I love NEW Pokemon Snap!
2021-05-26 04:09:01 [UCOLVN-xOsxRCXuKlwDEr9MQ]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Hey @Hashirama!
2021-05-26 04:09:28 [UCOLVN-xOsxRCXuKlwDEr9MQ]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Good evening @Kinggoken
2021-05-26 04:09:44 [3]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Hey @LordOfNoodleArms I am doing great!
2021-05-26 04:10:02 [UCOLVN-xOsxRCXuKlwDEr9MQ]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: I am very good @LordOfNoodleArms
2021-05-26 04:10:23 [2]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Interesting fact Charmander line is the only Starter line that has all of its evolutions appear
2021-05-26 04:11:36 [1]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Samuel Wright also played the voice of Kron in the Disney Live-Action Film Dinosaur by the way
2021-05-26 04:11:45 [3]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have you been listening to any new music lately? I have been listening to lots of Liquid Richard.
2021-05-26 04:11:55 [2]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Charmander line is the only Starter line that has all of its evolutions appear.
2021-05-26 04:12:19 [UCOLVN-xOsxRCXuKlwDEr9MQ]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I think we have trolls already impersonating me
2021-05-26 04:12:39 [4]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Hey @DSPGaming what is your favorite legendary pokemon? Mine is Rayquaza.
2021-05-26 04:13:10 [1]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: Cesaro is my favourite WWE wrestler.
2021-05-26 04:13:43 [2]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming thank you phil
2021-05-26 04:14:05 [5]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Thank you for moderating the trolls
2021-05-26 04:15:56 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Is it safe to chat now?
2021-05-26 04:16:31 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming It worked I am here now thank you.
2021-05-26 04:17:00 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kingmichael400 Hello!
2021-05-26 04:19:03 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @gahangore111 I would love to it would fix this problem I think.
2021-05-26 04:19:59 [7]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again.
2021-05-26 04:20:43 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokémon Snap is my Fgavourite game you are streaming right now!
2021-05-26 04:21:04 [7]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again
2021-05-26 04:21:38 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming it is happening again Phil
2021-05-26 04:22:07 [7]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again
2021-05-26 04:24:07 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Alex C.A. I can't right now I'm sorry I wish I could.
2021-05-26 04:24:37 [7]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That pokemon charmander evolves into charmeleon then charizard. Do you like charmander?
2021-05-26 04:25:02 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming how are you enjoying New Pokémon Snap ?
2021-05-26 04:25:24 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kingmichael400 Me too.
2021-05-26 04:26:00 [7]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again wtf
2021-05-26 04:26:02 [8]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again.
2021-05-26 04:26:06 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are people impersonating me again
2021-05-26 04:26:25 [8]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you please block the people impersonating me?
2021-05-26 04:26:33 [6]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Thank you for banning the trolls
2021-05-26 04:27:58 [9]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I tweeted my account at you the other day. This is getting very annoying.
2021-05-26 04:29:21 [9]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @PlayDivinityOriginalSin2 No he was just making me very uncomfortable.
2021-05-26 04:29:24 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I gave you my account the other day on Twitter. Did you see it?
2021-05-26 04:30:28 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I gave you my account the other day on Twitter. Did you see it?
2021-05-26 04:31:17 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: DSPGaming I gave you my account the other day on Twitter. Did you see it?
2021-05-26 04:31:19 [9]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kinggoken Yes I still love wrestling!
2021-05-26 04:31:40 [9]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kingmichael400 Hello Kingmichael400.
2021-05-26 04:32:18 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Thank you for taking the extra effort for me in the chat!
2021-05-26 04:32:27 [9]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you tell Kinggoken to stop harassing me please.
2021-05-26 04:32:47 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are impersonating me again.
2021-05-26 04:33:06 [11]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: thanks for removing the trolls phil! its good to be back
2021-05-26 04:33:21 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kinggoken Cesaro lost to Roman Reigns and was attacked by Seth Rollins. I wish my favourite wrestler would have won the WWE Universal title.
2021-05-26 04:33:38 [11]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kingmichael400 hey dude hows it going
2021-05-26 04:33:47 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kingmichael400 Hey KingMichael400
2021-05-26 04:34:25 [13]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming NEW Pokemon Snap is definitely my favorite late night chill stream.
2021-05-26 04:34:35 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming The impersonators are back again
2021-05-26 04:34:59 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kinggoken I was very sad because Cesaro is my favourite.
2021-05-26 04:35:12 [11]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming hey phil! are you enjoying pokemon snap so far? im really enjoying the playthrough!
2021-05-26 04:35:30 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are still impersonating me. This is getting annoying
2021-05-26 04:35:35 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Will you be watching AEW Double or Nothing on Sunday night?
2021-05-26 04:35:49 [11]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming what is your favourite pokemon phil?
2021-05-26 04:36:08 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I just finished eating omelette rice do you like omelette rice Phil?
2021-05-26 04:36:35 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are still impersonating me. This is getting annoying
2021-05-26 04:36:41 [13]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you enjoy your dinner? I had chicken stir fry leftovers with some delicious plum juice.
2021-05-26 04:36:49 [11]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming what pokemon is your favourite phil?
2021-05-26 04:37:28 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Hey, I didn't have Omlette rice. That was someone impersonating me
2021-05-26 04:37:50 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Will you be watching AEW Double or Nothing on Sunday night Phil? Kenny Omega versus PAC versus Orange Cassidy for the AEW Championship title.
2021-05-26 04:37:56 [14]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Hey, I actually had beef and broccoli for dinner. That's my imposter pretending to be me again.
2021-05-26 04:37:59 [13]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I had chicken stir fry please believe me!
2021-05-26 04:38:10 [15]-[DerichlovesTSM]: @DSPGaming I’ll send you the information for this new account, so many people are impersonating DerichlovesTSM_
2021-05-26 04:38:24 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Will you be watching AEW Double or Nothing on Sunday night Phil? Kenny Omega versus PAC versus Orange Cassidy for the AEW Championship title.
2021-05-26 04:38:40 [14]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Will you be watching AEW Double or Nothing on Sunday night Phil? Kenny Omega versus PAC versus Orange Cassidy for the AEW Championship title.
2021-05-26 04:38:53 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That is the impersonator
2021-05-26 04:39:19 [15]-[DerichlovesTSM]: @DSPGaming Trolls are honestly annoying me, I decided to make a 3rd account.
2021-05-26 04:39:21 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I did eat the omelette rice Phil and yes that was the imposter
2021-05-26 04:39:35 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are still impersonating me. This is getting annoying
2021-05-26 04:40:06 [17]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @musicrecords7 I can't right now sadly.
2021-05-26 04:40:22 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are still impersonating me. This is getting annoying
2021-05-26 04:40:45 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you hear that Larry Steve the pet pig of Alexa Bliss passed away today? Have you ever had a pet pass away Phil?
2021-05-26 04:40:46 [18]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 04:40:51 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I did eat the omelette rice and yes that was the impersonator
2021-05-26 04:41:08 [18]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @musicrecords7 hows it going man
2021-05-26 04:41:19 [17]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Please don't listen to the fakes I had chicken stir fry leftovers with delicious plum juice!
2021-05-26 04:41:20 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you hear that Larry Steve the pet pig of Alexa Bliss passed away today? Have you ever had a pet pass away Phil?
2021-05-26 04:41:22 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming People are still impersonating me. This is getting annoying
2021-05-26 04:41:45 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming There are alot of people doing it now
2021-05-26 04:42:07 [19]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Hey @DSPGaming did you know Generation 1 introduced the first 151 Pokémon, and subsequent generations have added a new batch of Pokémon to the mix.
2021-05-26 04:42:17 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I didn't ask that that was a impersonator
2021-05-26 04:42:34 [20]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Hey @DSPGaming did you know Generation 1 introduced the first 151 Pokémon, and subsequent generations have added a new batch of Pokémon to the mix.
2021-05-26 04:42:56 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That wasn't me that is the impersonator
2021-05-26 04:43:25 [20]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Hey @DSPGaming did you know Generation 1 introduced the first 151 Pokémon, and subsequent generations have added a new batch of Pokémon to the mix.
2021-05-26 04:43:48 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming wtf there are people impersonating me
2021-05-26 04:44:01 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I am not saying their are 151 pokemon that one is the imposter
2021-05-26 04:44:15 [21]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you help please there are so many imposters.
2021-05-26 04:45:07 [21]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Try using your eyes.
2021-05-26 04:45:15 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Phil, I had a great time watching new Pokemon Snap. There are a lot of people impersonating me. I will send you a Twitter
2021-05-26 04:45:16 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you think Finn Balor will go back to Raw or Smackdown after losing the match against Karrion Kross on NXT tonight for the NXT Title?
2021-05-26 04:46:08 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Phil, I had a great time watching new Pokemon Snap. There are a lot of people impersonating me. I will send you a Twitter
2021-05-26 04:46:30 [12]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you think Finn Balor will go back to Raw or Smackdown after losing the match against Karrion Kross on NXT tonight for the NXT Title?
2021-05-26 04:47:01 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Ya, it really sucks because I cant chill. I really like Pokemon Snap
2021-05-26 04:47:16 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That is not me ignore the Wresting questions
2021-05-26 04:48:01 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That was a fake I am still here watching the stream!
2021-05-26 04:48:34 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming They are Impersonating me
2021-05-26 04:49:44 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I have been banned so many times please figure something out I just want to chill and watch Pokemon.
2021-05-26 04:50:11 [16]-[ DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you think Finn Balor will go back to Raw or Smackdown after losing the match against Karrion Kross on NXT tonight for the NXT Title?
2021-05-26 04:50:16 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @musicrecords7 I am still here that was a fake.
2021-05-26 04:50:57 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Houli10 It was delicious thank you!
2021-05-26 04:52:12 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Kagome Good night.
2021-05-26 04:52:25 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming from the sources I saw that the remakes of Pokemon diamond and pearl are true for 2021, that's awesome cause I saw the anime.
2021-05-26 04:53:22 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Nuno Gloop DSP cannot wear his headphones because it will give him an ear infection like last time.
2021-05-26 04:53:31 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming good news Pokémon Diamond and Pearl remakes are coming to Nintendo Switch in late 2021.
2021-05-26 04:54:23 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming good news Pokémon Diamond and Pearl remakes are coming to Nintendo Switch in late 2021.
2021-05-26 04:54:35 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: I will not ban anyone I just don't want to be banned anymore please.
2021-05-26 04:55:11 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Tyrone thanks tyrone. all of these imposters have been annoying me. im still trying to watch the stream im just ignoring them
2021-05-26 04:55:26 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Nuno Gloop Yes!
2021-05-26 04:55:36 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch got a 3.3/5 rating from GameStop and 5/5 rating from Best Buy Canada. What do you think its rating is?
2021-05-26 04:55:43 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Nuno Gloop yes i am slow mode was on for my last message
2021-05-26 04:55:53 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Alex C.A. Team SoloMid it is a League of Legends team.
2021-05-26 04:56:15 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Tyrone Thank you Tyrone I have yours.
2021-05-26 04:56:40 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Emperor5000 No it is fine everyone does it.
2021-05-26 04:56:49 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Emperor5000 no. phil knows i dont mind because i told him he could say it however he wants
2021-05-26 04:57:09 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch got a 3.3/5 rating from GameStop and 5/5 rating from Best Buy Canada
2021-05-26 04:57:18 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes my twitch is derichloveslemur my last message was on slow mode
2021-05-26 04:57:29 [22]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I hate people like that that only care about making money!
2021-05-26 04:57:52 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch got a 3.3/5 rating from GameStop and 5/5 rating from Best Buy Canada
2021-05-26 04:58:23 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Emperor5000 i think its ok because phil makes entertaining content! i love watching dsp and him replying to me is more than enough
2021-05-26 04:58:39 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch got a 3.3/5 rating from GameStop and 5/5 rating from Best Buy Canada
2021-05-26 04:59:07 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes thank you for your help raven
2021-05-26 04:59:22 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming New Pokemon Snap for the Nintendo Switch got a 3.3/5 rating from GameStop and 5/5 rating from Best Buy Canada. What is your rating?
2021-05-26 04:59:38 [24]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have you ever thought of having chat on screen for your YouTube fans? I would love to see my fun conversations back when rewatching.
2021-05-26 04:59:52 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Nuno Gloop he cant read my messages because he cant tell who is real and who is a fake
2021-05-26 05:00:14 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 05:00:36 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @ravem
2021-05-26 05:00:57 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes ok i will. thanks raven
2021-05-26 05:01:06 [24]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you still have those cool video game statues around your house?
2021-05-26 05:01:58 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming thank you for banning a fake phil!
2021-05-26 05:02:24 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !schedule
2021-05-26 05:03:09 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: i think phil banned all of the fakes i cant see anymore
2021-05-26 05:03:11 [25]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming The more Derichs you kill the more they live on in the heart of the people!
2021-05-26 05:03:32 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: there's another faker
2021-05-26 05:03:40 [25]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes Can you stop being a creep please.
2021-05-26 05:04:00 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes i cant see it. did you send it to me?
2021-05-26 05:04:29 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: i am the real derich
2021-05-26 05:04:40 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes i have accepted it.
2021-05-26 05:04:54 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes i think you sent it to my old twitch account that i forgot the password to
2021-05-26 05:05:33 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I absolutely love these incredible relaxing and chill NEW Pokemon Snap streams a lot. I wish people would stop impersonating me.
2021-05-26 05:05:52 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes thanks for the help FFehu
2021-05-26 05:06:12 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes are you fehu?
2021-05-26 05:06:13 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes DerichlovesLemurs_ thank you for helping me raven!
2021-05-26 05:06:23 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 05:07:01 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes I forgot my password to that account
2021-05-26 05:07:07 [27]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 05:07:16 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Raven Sykes i forgot the password to my other twitch
2021-05-26 05:07:31 [27]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 05:07:53 [27]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: !tip
2021-05-26 05:08:26 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you check the list and Ban then again?
2021-05-26 05:09:11 [10]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Thank you for trying to unban me Phil.
2021-05-26 05:09:23 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That was not me
2021-05-26 05:09:25 [23]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming thanks to your mod ffehu for the help with all of these fakes
2021-05-26 05:11:16 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DerichlovesTSM_ are you Ffeu on twitch?
2021-05-26 05:13:16 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Where have the mods gone?
2021-05-26 05:14:17 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you ban all the impersonators again?
2021-05-26 05:15:21 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Can you ban all the troll again?
2021-05-26 05:15:27 [28]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming You filled your water bottle in the bathroom?
2021-05-26 05:15:46 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That wasn't me
2021-05-26 05:16:12 [28]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Try aiming
2021-05-26 05:16:26 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming That wasn't me
2021-05-26 05:18:04 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I am also having fun Phil mamoswine is one of the strongest Ice types with a high HP pool
2021-05-26 05:18:54 [28]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: #StopDerichHate
2021-05-26 05:20:22 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming piplup is very cute fun and also chill do you also like Piplup?
2021-05-26 05:20:25 [28]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @val ates BBC
2021-05-26 05:21:47 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming thank you for banning the imposters they are trying to ruin the NEW pokemon snap stream for me
2021-05-26 05:23:09 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem Hello Mandy.
2021-05-26 05:23:25 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:24:09 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:24:13 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem The one and only.
2021-05-26 05:24:54 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:25:10 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem I agree Mandy thank you.
2021-05-26 05:25:26 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:25:47 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:26:11 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Have people ever tried to Impersonate you too Phil?
2021-05-26 05:26:18 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: Hey Phil, I never left the NEW Pokemon Snap stream tonight. I am honestly getting tired of all these trolls @DSPGaming
2021-05-26 05:26:32 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: I hate when people only care about the money it makes the actual content terrible and so boring. Times really have changed.
2021-05-26 05:27:14 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: Hey Phil, I never left the NEW Pokemon Snap stream tonight. I am honestly getting tired of all these trolls @DSPGaming
2021-05-26 05:27:23 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:27:51 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:28:21 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:28:50 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming You were successful because you were one of the first that is literally the only reason your quality was always trash.
2021-05-26 05:29:01 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:29:22 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:29:31 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming By the way, my mom said she will buy me a membership to your channel next week. Hopefully that will stop the trolls.
2021-05-26 05:29:54 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: ^ thats not me
2021-05-26 05:30:05 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Why did all the mods leave again?
2021-05-26 05:30:14 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming they are impersonating me again. Have people tried to impersonate you too?
2021-05-26 05:31:04 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming My mom said she will get me a membership to your channel next week. Do you think that will stop the trolls, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:31:06 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming why did all the mods leave again?
2021-05-26 05:31:54 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming My mom said she will get me a membership to your channel next week. Do you think that will stop the trolls, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:32:09 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you have a favorite unboxing video? Mine is Final Fantasy 13
2021-05-26 05:32:10 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I'm going to just watch and chill now so any Derichs you see talking are all imposters okay?
2021-05-26 05:32:33 [26]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I'm going to just watch and chill now so any Derichs you see talking are all imposters okay?
2021-05-26 05:32:39 [30]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming My mom said she will get me a membership to your channel next week. Do you think that will stop the trolls, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:32:43 [29]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: When you say "us" you mean the money right?
2021-05-26 05:34:55 [31]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Thank you OIC I hope the $50 was worth it for that fake laugh
2021-05-26 05:36:17 [31]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem I'm still here ❤
2021-05-26 05:36:58 [31]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Do you think you can go a full 24 hours without begging you pathetic 40 year old beta?
2021-05-26 05:38:32 [31]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Does he even realize he missed me and banned an actual fan? lmao RIP @musicrecords7
2021-05-26 05:40:00 [32]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming You're letting trolls control your entire life.
2021-05-26 05:41:01 [32]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Can't even aim in a chat room lmaooo
2021-05-26 05:42:13 [32]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Thorax just tell him your real name OIC
2021-05-26 05:45:10 [33]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Isn't it kind of pathetic you get all your money from the same 2-3 people?
2021-05-26 05:47:23 [34]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you used to very much enjoy listening to Michael Jackson, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:48:21 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem Hello Mandy
2021-05-26 05:48:56 [34]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you used to very much enjoy listening to Michael Jackson, Phil? My favorite song is Man in the Mirror. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:48:59 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: He acts so different once he gets the money goal you guys are right
2021-05-26 05:49:56 [34]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Did you used to very much enjoy listening to Michael Jackson, Phil? My favorite song is Man in the Mirror. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song, Phil?
2021-05-26 05:50:24 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: All Etika had to do was swim looool
2021-05-26 05:51:07 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @Mandy Mayhem will you be my based tradwife?
2021-05-26 05:51:49 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Shoutout to the extremely talented @Mandy Mayhem and her hilarious chat messages
2021-05-26 05:53:18 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Nobody cares OIC Jesus Christ
2021-05-26 05:53:56 [34]-[DerichLovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming I think that WWE Champions is better than Smackdown, Phil
2021-05-26 05:54:32 [35]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming did you just sniff your fingers?
2021-05-26 05:56:16 [36]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @DSPGaming Are Nathans hotdogs ok to eat with your foot disease?
2021-05-26 05:58:05 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: The only thing Phil really cares about is money and fast food lmao
2021-05-26 05:58:26 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: ok Karen
2021-05-26 05:59:19 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: DarksydeKaren
2021-05-26 06:00:27 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: how long is this fast food rant lmao 40 years old btw
2021-05-26 06:01:53 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Phil you have such nice moobs please never wear a bra ❤
2021-05-26 06:02:57 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Stop saying DSP fans are a cult chat I will be very mad!
2021-05-26 06:03:29 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: He doesn't have a phone troll
2021-05-26 06:04:23 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Just turn the camera around lmao stop acting like your "office" isn't disgusting
2021-05-26 06:05:20 [37]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: Why do you lie so much you know the exact model
2021-05-26 06:07:34 [38]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: @madara_is_God_ what took you so long were you watching Naruto? lmao
2021-05-26 06:09:54 [38]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: who talks about fast food this much no wonder you have huge moobs
2021-05-26 06:10:44 [38]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: you're just directly fighting with Madara at this point stop whining so much Phil
2021-05-26 06:11:15 [38]-[DerichlovesTSM_]: you're so wrong Phil being againt McDonalds doesn't make you cool it makes you a contrarian

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Alright so I think that Jeremy dude is a troll. I don't know specifically what it is, but that sort of reply sounds a bit too snarky for me to think it's a genuine kiddish reply.

It does seem sarcastic on the surface but after looking through that guy's account he's just another DSP orbiter

I wanted to do this mini experiment for fun and add to @DerichLovesNWA fine research, so I got today's chat logs and curated it with all the Derichs (just the DerichLovesTSM_ variant, there were more) to show the difference in their typing. Sadly there's not much from him because he got shy, it would've been way more interesting otherwise.

The one in green is the real one, others are fake. I censored the fakes' channel IDs, but I gave each one a number to tell from the other clones, pretty sure I'm not ruining anyone's fun in the process:

38 Derichs, fucking beautiful. It's a real shame he didn't talk more, is it not possible he got banned?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Hey Derich, why do you think so many people want to impersonate you? Literally, an hour after talking to Phil he replies to this

Spoiler: That's a Penis!

Part of this conversation was shared on the general thread, but I'm posting the whole part here

Spoiler: DSP talking to Derich

EDIT: For those of you who don't want to see a disgusting man's balls, here's just the dialogue

Spoiler: No penis, I promise!

Hopefully your eyes are doing okay @hundredthousand. I'll make sure to also only include the dialogue bits too so less people have to waste good bleach on their eyes

 

[hundredthousand]

Goddamnit this thread is the best thing going on in dsp land.

And even though you spoilered that shit... fuck you @Hadidecount1990 for making me curious enough to look!!! Gonna go bleach my eyes!

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

I don't have twitter and usually only see the postings on this site. Jeremy is an odd boy...has anyone told him he could take the route 1 challange? All he needs to do is be blindfolded and preferably in the Saugus,Ma area then make a dash across. He even looks slow.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

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That question we've all had in the back of our minds is finally answered. Yes it's a sexual thing for Derich.

I can just about guarantee Derich imagines Phil was saying his name during the oh the camera's on moment.
We need another great flood.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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You guys are getting on Jeremy's last nerves

>such a nice young man too

Derich and every single one of his orbiters needs to be removed from society in the most painful, humiliating way imaginable.

 

[M0L0K]

Do you think he's ever wondered why these big meanie trolls have started to impersonate him all of a sudden and use similar words and phrases in almost the same way he does? Like has that ever reached his thought process and pondered on it?

Lol, fuck no dude.

 

[Kumquatacus]

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THE DERICH ARMY IS INVADING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

"Our coom will block out the sun"

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Derich getting some "action".

Spoiler: Nothing Lewd

In case you're wondering, Johnny is a male porn-star. Nothing gay with him. But with Derich? He just wants that shoutout

I think it's safe to add foot fetish to Derich's list of cooming. Though not blatant like actual foot fetishers, he likes "fucked feet", an account which has whores jerk off a guy using their feet

Spoiler: The Fucked Feet Account, there is dick, you've been warned

 

[JimiHendrix]

I wanted to do this mini experiment for fun and add to @DerichLovesNWA fine research, so I got today's chat logs and curated it with all the Derichs (just the DerichLovesTSM_ variant, there were more) to show the difference in their typing. Sadly there's not much from him because he got shy, it would've been way more interesting otherwise.

The one in green is the real one, others are fake. I censored the fakes' channel IDs, but I gave each one a number to tell from the other clones, pretty sure I'm not ruining anyone's fun in the process:

this is really funny if you just read these logs as one person slowly losing their mind.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP getting more and more annoyed as the night goes on from being constantly @'d by fake Derichs is great. Asking him what he had for dinner while simultaneously telling him about your chicken stir fry and delicious plum juice will never not be funny.