Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

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Damn Mrs.Vickers is a real braphog
Don’t get mad at me Matt. It’s just science and as a fellow Rick and morty enthusiast, I fucking love science.

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AltisticRight said:
It's not hard to have a better woman, better life, and better family, and being a better Christian than Ralph. But then, Ralph is the type that brags about all this nonsense, so quite fitting.
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All of what you said could apply equally to Ralph 2. But I don't like picking on Mrs. V, because while I think she probably has her faults as a parent, it pales in comparison to her husband.

One thing I find immensely loathsome about Ralph 2 is that he acts the way he does by choice, against all common sense. The difference between Ralph 1 and Ralph 2 is that Ralph 1 can't retreat into a legitimate life. Ralph 1 truly does not know any other way than the way he does: as a terminally online ragepig. By contrast, at any point Ralph 2 could get off the internet and return to his comfy middle-class lifestyle.

It is clear that Ralph 2 seethes with rage considering how Ralph 1 has embarrassed him and his family publicly, but rather than move on or learn from the experience, he continues to ineffectually attempt to enact vengeance upon Ralph 1. Ralph 2 chooses to get down in the mud and play Ralph 1's petty game of internet gotcha. Like Ralph 1, Ralph 2 fails to introspect and accept his own faults for how Faith ended up or commit to healing his family. Instead, Ralph 2, much like Ralph 1, commits to an eternal game of internet slap-fighting and cringeworthy bantering, all the while professing his dumbass self-indulgence is somehow a manifestation of a "bigger plan" to finally get Ralph 1.

It's absolutely maddening to witness. Go to fucking therapy Ralph 2, you loser.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Jesus Christ, look at how skinny Mrs. Piggers was.
What did Ralph 2 do to her?
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Vickers don't even look like the same people. Didn't they get married young? They already look like their late 20s mid 30s in that pic.

Also, Lady Vickers has health problems, but I can't remember what.
It clearly doesn't matter, since Vicky keeps pumping her full of kids to push out.
 
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I don't condone it, but the only thing that Ralph is unable to pretend like it doesn't hurt him is when you rub his nose in the shit between him and his mother. I remember Null describing months ago why people like to fuck with Ralph, and I agree with what he said. Its the combination of him being extremely unpleasant and being unable to admit to an L.

So people just naturally keep escalating trying to hurt him. And his reactions are so predictable too. If you make fun of how poor he is, he goes and spends thousands of dollars. If you make fun of him being a shitty partner, he forces his girlfriend in a cringe photo with him. But point out how horrible a son he was, and he starts screaming and trying to intimidate you into shutting up.

Chrissie said a lot of people gave her shit for letting Ralph scream at her because of the superchat. Her excuse was that she could tell he was in pain and that she felt like she was dealing with a retarded person. Something similar happened with Milo. Either way, if Vickers is going to keep taking shots at Ralph over Sandra then the gunt is probably going to lose his mind as he cant intimidate and scream Vickers into silence. The problem is that Vickers is a really unpleasant person like Ralph and its just coming across as pathetic. They both have the same tendency to disregard good advice while acting smug and do something spiteful thinking its an own.

I honestly think that if these two retards keep going at it one of them is going to seriously injure the other next time they meet. Though, probably Ralph hurting Vickers. Vickers seems like a coward.
 
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Whenever he's so smug, he's either going to take a big W and then turn it into a silly feud with literally-who spergs, like that cousin fucking thing, or it'll blow up in his face. Considering that Ralph is accusing him of being a paedophile, I'll bet my chips on the latter. I really wonder what kind of "evidence" Ralph has.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Whenever he's so smug, he's either going to take a big W and then turn it into a silly feud with literally-who spergs, like that cousin fucking thing, or it'll blow up in his face. Considering that Ralph is accusing him of being a paedophile, I'll bet my chips on the latter. I really wonder what kind of "evidence" Ralph has.
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" Well actually that lying slut whore daughter of yours told me that actually it was YOU who scooped shit out of her ass with your hooves!!"

That's all it will be. Either anecdotal evidence of her saying shit, or possibly text messages she sent early in the relationship.
 
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Malaika said:
I don't condone it, but the only thing that Ralph is unable to pretend like it doesnt hurt him is when you rub his nose in the shit between him and his mother. I remember Null describing months ago why people like to fuck with Ralph, and I agree with what he said. Its the combination of him being extremely unpleasant and being unable to admit to an L.

So peope just naturally keep escelating trying to hurt him. And his reactiona are so predictable too. If you make fun of how poor he is, he goes and spends thousands of dollars. If you make fun of him being a shitty partner, he forces his girlfriend in a cringe photo with him.But point out how horrible a son he was, and he starts screaming and trying to intimidate you into shutting up.

Chrissie said a lot of people gave her shit for letting Ralph scream at her because of the superchat. Her excuse was that she could tell he was in pain and that she felt like she was dealing with a retarded person. Something similar happened with Milo. Either way, if Vickers is going to keep taking shots at Ralph over Sandra then the gunt is probably going to lose his mind as he cant intimidate and scream Vickers into silence. The problem is that Vickers is a really unpleasant person like Ralph and its just comming across as pathetic. They both have the same tendency to disregard good advice while actinf smug and do something spiteful thinking its an own.

I honestly think that if these two retards keep going at it one of them is going to seriously injure the other next time they meet. Though, probably Ralph hurting Vickers. Vickers seems like a coward.
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What about Evan? Has Ralph ever acknowledged his brother’s existence? I figure he might feel some guilt on par with Sandra for that one but maybe I’m giving Ralph too much credit.

I’m not shaming Ralph for not taking care of his brother, because he definitely needs the care only a equipped facility can provide and Ralph can’t even care for himself, but I’d bet Sandra was the last person that visited poor Evan. I bet he wouldn’t even recognize Ralph now, not because he’s disabled, but because he hasn’t laid eyes on Ralph in fifteen years.

I wonder if when Ralph was going off on cripples on Twitter last week if he spared a thought for his only brother he hasn’t hugged in decades?
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
What about Evan? Has Ralph ever acknowledged his brother’s existence? I figure he might feel some guilt on par with Sandra for that one but maybe I’m giving Ralph too much credit.

I’m not shaming Ralph for not taking care of his brother, because he definitely needs the care only a equipped facility can provide and Ralph can’t even care for himself, but I’d bet Sandra was the last person that visited poor Evan. I bet he wouldn’t even recognize Ralph now, not because he’s disabled, but because he hasn’t laid eyes on Ralph in fifteen years.

I wonder if when Ralph was going off on cripples on Twitter last week if he spared a thought for his only brother he hasn’t hugged in decades?
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I'm sure Ralph is using Evan's identity to hide some of his vast estate. If that's not saying "I love you, bro!" I don't know what is.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
I'm sure Ralph is using Evan's identity to hide some of his vast estate. If that's not saying "I love you, bro!" I don't know what is.
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Oh, I have no doubt Evan has a terrible credit score thanks to Ralph making use of his SS# to put shit under his name. If he had to use Meigh’s accounts that means he’s burned through using all his dead and living relatives.
 
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