Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[Gremperor]

If I was Ethan Ralph.

Lol you wish.

 

[Red Dye #5]

vickers bros.... not like this

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Could the DFE be not just saving face but also a condition of the divorce?

"Mr. Vickers, listen, in order to go through with this divorce you have to go full blown DFE. No more being smug on Twatter (now known as X), no more hollering, no slapfights with a-logs, no nothing. You delete your Twotter account (now known as X account) or this divorce ain't gonna happen."

I'm no burger but I'm pretty sure that's not how things work in 'murica. But after reading through everything here is how it should work: A judge should force Vickers to come back online so people can clown on him and a sentencing that forces him to read every little banter. Because that's what he deserves 1) for being such a smug asshole, 2) enabling that smug fuck Cog and most importantly 3) fucking up things this big.

Some people here assume that it's just a paper divorce but Vickers fucked up so big that it doesn't even matter if they are getting actually divorced for real bc Mrs. Vickers is done over her husband's shenanigans and fuck ups or if that divorce is just on paper and an attempt to save something somehow. Because what's Vickers gonna do? Go online to belittle all the stalker children and a-logs that they know nothing bc "they don't have all the information"? The moment he shows his face again he will drown in shit and laughter. Him being totally diddely divorced is lore now and he can do shit. Whenever the story of the coin merchant and his crusade against the ragepig will come up from now on it will be "Yeah, lost his business, lost his house, lost his car AND LOST HIS WIFE lol lmao even".

I know that is the absolute least of his concerns right now but it just details of how much he fucked up.

Absolutely amazing.

 

[porkWellington]

If I was Ethan Ralph. Id be concerned at this point. Bickers threw everything away to alog the gunt to death. Now hes a man who has a bunch of firearms. Lives near the Border of Mexico in Southern California. Divorced. No house. No Car. No Job(Business is gone). Hes a man with nothing left to lose.

Its a sure-shot 50/50 that he goes down to merida and ends the gunt in a vague revenge plot believing everything that has happened is Gunt’s fault.

Y'know people thought the current state of Vickers' affairs was a longshot, this might not be out of the realm of possibility.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Let this be a lesson folks, you either die an alog or live long enough to see yourself become the gunt.

 

[PhoBingas]

Most precious metals dealers are almost always long in the market. Vickers must have been an absoulte retard to miss Covid and an incumbent President losing an election. As I said, the coin/metals shop I know was raking it in hand over fist 2020/2021. After January 6th business got better. Vickers should have been printing money.

A bit hard to "print money" when you've got a reputation for ripping off the locals.

Not to turn this into an r/fuckcars rant but those things are no joke. They seem cheap but do the calculations, they're expensive to own. Someone making less than $100k a year would be better off without a vehicle if they're some office cubical cuck.

Subprime auto loans only exist to make money off and fuck over people who don't understand basic math.

I genuinely can't wait for this latest hairbrained legal shenanigan to fail if it really is what he's going for. He's managed to fuck up so many proceedings that it will be impossible for him to pull off this caper.

And they deserve every bad thing that happens to them because a) they are Disney adults and b) they're C*lifornian.

Crazy how Ralph niggering out on his child support payments indirectly contributed to the financial ruin of a family of goblins. Was this his strategy the whole time? Is he a secret genius? Yes.

VIckers and his inbred clan wish they were cool enough to be greenskins.

If I was Ethan Ralph. Id be concerned at this point. Bickers threw everything away to alog the gunt to death. Now hes a man who has a bunch of firearms. Lives near the Border of Mexico in Southern California. Divorced. No house. No Car. No Job(Business is gone). Hes a man with nothing left to lose.

Its a sure-shot 50/50 that he goes down to merida and ends the gunt in a vague revenge plot believing everything that has happened is Gunt’s fault.

Vickers is an idiot though, trying to bring guns into a country with actual gun laws is a good way to get tossed in Mexican prison. Wait, what am I saying? No Matt, totally smuggle a bunch of firearms and ammo across an international border. You're totally smart enough to not get caught, and if you wrap your guns and bullets in aluminum foil, they'll pass through the x-ray machines no problem!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Its a sure-shot 50/50 that he goes down to merida and ends the gunt in a vague revenge plot believing everything that has happened is Gunt’s fault.

The guy who puts tranny dick in his mouth and can’t stop sucking is right about this. Our dear piggertits should be very worried.

 

[The Auditor]

Dont you inherit debt in the US? Or is that a meme?
If so Xander could end up with the Vickers and Gunt debt at some point lmao

 

[mindlessobserver]

Dont you inherit debt in the US? Or is that a meme?
If so Xander could end up with the Vickers and Gunt debt at some point lmao

Its a meme. However, debt is a very good way for kids to lose a potential inheritance. When you die, your creditors get first bite at your estates assets. So consider if you will, Grandma. Grandma knows she's going to die soon. Grandpa has been gone for 10 years now. Time for one last magical trip around the world on a cruise ship. First class accommodation of course. Run up 100k in debts. Die. The kids childhood home that Grandpa put years of work into gets seized by the bank to pay for Grandma's last magical adventure.

Many such stories. Sad.

 

[break these cuffs]

Dont you inherit debt in the US? Or is that a meme?
If so Xander could end up with the Vickers and Gunt debt at some point lmao

Debt goes to the estate, not the children. There may be weird fucky circumstances I'm unaware of, but generally the worst that happens is survivors get fuck all because the creditors feast on what is left behind.

I know that is the absolute least of his concerns right now but it just details of how much he fucked up.

We all know how much he value his online persona despite the fact nobody else but him and a few sycophants believe in it.

 

[Punished Brent]

I guess the stress from Ralph’s trolling really did make vickers retarded like he alleged in the lawsuit

 

[The Auditor]

Its a meme. However, debt is a very good way for kids to lose a potential inheritance. When you die, your creditors get first bite at your estates assets. So consider if you will, Grandma. Grandma knows she's going to die soon. Grandpa has been gone for 10 years now. Time for one last magical trip around the world on a cruise ship. First class accommodation of course. Run up 100k in debts. Die. The kids childhood home that Grandpa put years of work into gets seized by the bank to pay for Grandma's last magical adventure.

Many such stories. Sad.

Ok, got it.. US has such a jew run economy so i thought it might be a small chance it was not just a meme.. what you describe makes sense, here its similar, but the kreditors can only get a set % of the inheritance, so you cant be left with nothing if grandpa or grandma goes out running up debt

 

[Retink Retunk]

The divorce has me thinking, it comes really close to this complete financial collapse and while it might be related to being destitute what's the chance that they're signing all the assets like the house into Mrs. Vicker's name and leaving all the debt under the name of the Swine Master worshiper in order to safeguard the physical assets?

 

[RollerGator]

The guy who puts tranny dick in his mouth and can’t stop sucking is right about this. Our dear piggertits should be very worried.

Ralph has nothing to worry about, he is the Road Runner to Vickers Wile E Coyote. If Vickers tried shooting him the gun would backfire in his face cartoonishly.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Not even that, I feel bad for them just being the children of Ralph period. Imagine growing up a single child and finally growing old enough to look up who your dad really was on the internet and just seeing all of this. Some fat alcoholic with a Xanax addiction who got beat up in another country twice, filmed himself fucking, putting his thumb in an asshole and giving it a good sniff before putting it up on the internet, all the cringe content surrounding him, and communities of people just dedicated to fucking with him. Imagine learning that this person is your dad.

I think the biggest pitfall of knowing, or finding out your dad, absent or not, is piece of shit, is if they cross the bridge from disgust to imitation or admiration. When it’s a parent it’s very tempting to make the mistake of trying to turn that shame into pride. But you also can’t constantly tell the kid a parent is a disgusting shitbag and never be anything like him/her.

Spoiler

I had friends in elementary school who were so embarrassed about a shitbag parent - showing up drunk places, getting arrested, public fights, etc.. It was sad af, but then around High School they go from embarrassment to rationalizing how their parent is actually pretty cool, no fucks given, etc… start hearing them retelling stories to friends about dad’s latest fight or party and how cool it was. I could see it felt good to finally find ways to admire things about their dad that were such sources of shame most of their life, but by doing that they started down the same road and ended up being shitbags just like good old dad.

The ones that remained firm in clearly seeing Dad’s lifestyle wasn’t cool or badass faired way way better. In these cases it was usually because Dad was also abusive and cruel on top of being a shitbag. Warms my heart to see the nice wholesome lives and families they ended up with. Not glamorous, they aren’t rich, but they became men their 6-7 year old kids were so proud to bring to school functions.

The ones who embraced white trash dad with vigor I see mugshots, pity posts about “that bitch not letting me see mah kids!” and occasionally posting about 50 days sober before relapsing again.

Xander is going to have it tough having a father and grandfather with these attributes. Even Matt’s own kids have it tough. They need some good role models, and not be exposed to shitbag 1 and 2 rationalizing and bragging about their terrible life choices. I can only imagine how Matt has explained all his painfully stupid bullshit and drama to the 18 year old son. Feel bad for the kid.

I’ll give Faith credit for moving hours a way to live with grandma to raise Xander. Sounds like the grandparents might be the only people that are good role models and responsible decision makers worth trying to emulate.

Could the DFE be not just saving face but also a condition of the divorce?

lmao. No and the divorce was just filed in Dec, there are no rulings and it’s a long way from being settled.

Vickers DFE because there is just no way to spin this. The reality of his life has been made plain by irrefutable legal documents. Finally being faced with reality, instead of the fiction he was peddling, finally got him to go away.

If you look at from the longer pov, all this stupid drama started when he decided to try and take over a coin store from a schizo he went into business with. The origin story there is very shady. I think Matt saw a mentally ill guy with a business he could take advantage of just by not being a schizo with a taste for meth. Matt is not smart enough to start or run a business, obviously. He was shitty enough to see a lb opportunity of a man going off the deep end that he could take advantage. He played the “respectable citizen” vs the deranged sovereign citizen guy (with a millionaire dad) who spouted his crazy everywhere.

Recall Matt’s coin shop ownership was born from drama and lolsuits, he was just the less crazy cow in the fight. He’s got a love for stupid drama, lawsuits and petty pointless fighting.

Everything since has been one long drama and stupid fighting. He prolonged this fighting, terrible decisions and drama, with everyone, for as long as possible. He has no more stall tactics or tricks to keep reality at bay and it has finally all landed on him like a brick shithouse.

This is what happens when you can never admit you are wrong and think you are smarter than everyone else.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

The divorce has me thinking, it comes really close to this complete financial collapse and while it might be related to being destitute what's the chance that they're signing all the assets like the house into Mrs. Vicker's name and leaving all the debt under the name of the Swine Master worshiper in order to safeguard the physical assets?

Sounds like a 0% chance because she's also listed as another one of the deadbeats.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

I could not even imagine that HOA contracts existed which would permit bankruptcy proceedings to pierce primary dwelling protections.

I can't even fucking believe he kept spending on his cards between bankruptcy filings!

How is this real??

The minds of the wiggerese are hard to understand. The smart thing would be to fuck off at the first chance. But like Ralph, Vickers has no impulse control. If he wants it he will have it, if you slight him, no matter how small, him he will try to ruin you. short term satisfaction above all

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

>prolongs the inevitable collapse of his life and family with endless lines of credit to keep up appearances that he's owning Ralph

 

[Sicko Hunter]

So Ralph will literally pop champagne bottles over random internet people dying but he won't even do the gunt shuffle over his biggest enemy getting anally annihilated? SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

So Ralph will literally pop champagne bottles over random internet people dying but he won't even do the gunt shuffle over his biggest enemy getting anally annihilated? SAD! PATHETIC!

I don't think he can afford champagne anymore. That or Xannie withdrawal has brain-damaged him to the point where he thinks champagne is a type of torta