Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%
  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
I don't think Dom DeLuise was cut out for an internet career.
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Uh what? Vickers is a complete shitbag who has said plenty of horrible things about his dumb cunt of a daughter in public. He also refers to his grandson as "the demon baby" and brags about doing as little as possible for Xander. Vickers is as big a shitbag as Ralph. The fact Vickers is starting an internet career is staggeringly stupid in and of itself.
But the thing is who believes him and Mrs Vickers aren't doing 90% of the work? Its just a lie to make them seem less pathetic. When we all know that faifai is sitting on her ass somewhere doing jackshit as she goes in and out of mentall insitutions whenever her parents need a reminder.
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This is a rerecording yet he couldn't figure out how to record dual channel audio? :story: I also love how Matts has only the worst gunt alogs to work with. You couldn't atleast hit up like Warski? I guess that 2k only got him a 30 second promo.

Gator where are you? Your neet honor as a master broomwielder is gone at this point. Not only did you allow your new master to have substandard promotional artwork. Now hes making content with mono audio.
 
haven't seen this video posted yet.
matties eyes are crazy, the way he blinks. likely the result of generations of inbreeding and racemixing
edit: i downloaded the video, does anyone have a way to compress it, it wont fit on the farms.
I'm honored my comment was mentioned. It's incredibly stupid of me to care about preserving the privacy of children when they can't consent.
 
I want Vickers to do an analysis on that Mumbai ring Ralph purchased allegedly for $1800. My aunt says it's hot garbage and worth about $300.
Now that would be good content.

Your aunt is being too generous. Maybe $125 on eBay, but a pawn store wouldn’t give more than $20. It’s a cheap lab sapphire, the only value is in the gold assuming it even is gold. Ralph spent more on his purse than his GF’s alleged engagement ring.

Alleged because Ralph will never legally marry her. The best she can hope for is a non-binding wrasslin wedding to help shill tickets to the next stupid event scheme to help sell tickets
 
Now that would be good content.

Your aunt is being too generous. Maybe $125 on eBay, but a pawn store wouldn’t give more than $20. It’s a cheap lab sapphire, the only value is in the gold assuming it even is gold. Ralph spent more on his purse than his GF’s alleged engagement ring.

Alleged because Ralph will never legally marry her. The best she can hope for is a non-binding wrasslin wedding to help shill tickets to the next stupid event scheme to help sell tickets
If there wasn't a potential custody battle, and already a string of legal issues that it could unravel, Vickers doing monthly reviews of Ralph's stupid decisions and things he's bought would be solid content.
 
The moment of looking into a kid's face and turning your life around is romantic, but it's not really a thing. At least, not that dramatically. Faith is still insane, a compulsive liar, and terminally online. She didn't roll up her sleeves and go to a temp agency - she just went back to daddy and his business IIRC for "work". Failure to launch is a real thing, don't get me wrong, but once you have a kid, your being a fuckup becomes someone else's problem, and it's not quite as "cute" or inoffensive as being a childless layabout.
i think it works, but A. only if the person wants it to, and B. more because of the time commitment. You can't do hoodrat shit when you have to watch a kid. you can't get fucked up if you got to watch a kid in a few hours.

OTOH Faith could easily flirt with older men while watching a child, i bet she's ready for her own little reroll with some buffy fan. "meet me by space mountain deshaun"
 
Post aged poorly tbh.
This isn't even the worst part, I still thought Mr Vickers could fix his shit early last month! :stress:
I just want to say that I recant the positive things I said about Mr Vickers in early February. That is all.
I definitely have egg on my face. I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed.
Especially after hearing that Mr Vickers is now streaming with people like Cog, Spectre and fucking Gator of all people. I think we just found the cure for insomnia.
I'm sure Kiwifarmers and Ethan Ralphs alt-right audience are the people you'd want to court when you have a family and a business. His actions are just pure brain rot at this point and now he's passed the point of no return so he's just going to keep on going. Mr Vickers was seduced by the allure of ecelebrity.

Strangers things have happened of course, like that time TERFS were banned from Mumsnet (British mothers internet forum) so they started posting on the Farms. But I'd say this is up there. The guy whose daughter got gunted, impregnated (like Casca in the Berserk manga), had her revenge porn sent to her meth head long distance internet boyfriend who groomed her whilst on livestream etc etc etc... Has now officially thrown his hat into the ring, he's a character just like Rudy Coleman or Gahoole now in the online IBS mythos.

Heed the wise words of Godwinson:
 
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This isn't even the worst part, I still thought Mr Vickers could fix his shit early last month! :stress:

I definitely have egg on my face. I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed.
Especially after hearing that Mr Vickers is now streaming with people like Cog, Spectre and fucking Gator of all people.
I think we found the cure for insomnia.
Oh don't feel bad, Mr Vickers has burn through so much goodwill and people's expectactions of decency. It's sickening. I had high hopes too. Hearing him slut shame his own daughter and (he supposedly a devout Christian) denigrate his grandson as a demon is just another sign that the Internet drives people absolutely fucking insane. @MWV is showing signs of an Internet-warped mind that rival the most degenerate AGP troon or IP2 regular.
 
If Vickers hadn't fucked up, but wanted some e-fame, had he made a podcast about coins or whatever, I would've given him some views even though it's not something I'm super interested in. I even would've probably enjoyed it if he'd thrown shade at the gunt on occasion(!) ... it's still a questionable audience to be catering to and he is bound to get trolled regardless of what he does but this is just straight retarded. I for one look forward to the spectacle, but at the risk of sounding like a broken record this is just deranged and sad.

It's like whatever Faith saw in Gunt (besides her father), the Ralphamale, the one with swagger and clout, that Ethan Oliver Ralph that never really was and certainly isn't now ... not just Faith but fucking Mr Vickers himself are buying into that myth in a creepily incestuous-seeming circle ... her looking for her dad in Ethan and her dad looking to become an idealized Ralph. Here comes VICIOUS VICKERS complete with turn-of-the-century-Powerpoint tier graphics and just enough edge, complete with fucking Gator, as if whatever clout he gains by leaking on the Gunt is going to make him anybody other than himself ... as for whoever the other anime nobody is I'm just going to assume is a pedophile until I see evidence otherwise because you know it's probably a safe bet.
 
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