Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[Absurdity]

That's it I'll guess he'll have to go bounty hunt for Gunt! Quick before the last of pig's reserves dry up and/or if/when the cartels get to him first.

 

[break these cuffs]

DSP outlives another one. No more videos of VIckers falling over in the parking lot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So they handed managerial duties over to their son who by their own admission hasn’t even completed his training?

This ought to be funny.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Vickers teeth came to life and murdered him for treating them so horribly

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ralph could make his life so much easier if he would just sign away his rights to Xander.

That's one L he would never recover from, so he would never do it.

 

[Absurdity]

I penned this for the bankruptcy arc thread but I'll put it here in honor of Vickers. I threw in some optimistic verses his way, but I know he will never have the vengeance he seeks. To be sung to the tune of The Wellerman Shanty:

[Verse 1]
There once was a pig that put to stream
The fame of the pig was his belly obscene
The shirt rolled up, his gunt dipped down
O no, his belly bros, no! (Huh!)

[Chorus]
Soon may the Xannyman come
To sell the piggy some pills and rum
One day, when the hollerin's done
He'll lose his teeth and croak

[Verse 2]
She had not been too young he swore
When down on her, this gunt did bore
The father called and declared war
He'd take that gunt in tow (Huh!)

[Chorus]
Soon Mister Vickers might come
To sue the piggy to kingdom come
One day, when the collarin's done
He'll lose his freedom bros

[Verse 3]
After the gunt had spawned a daughter
The gunt's rage spilled o'er the mother
All hooves and fists, threatened and fought her
When she dared speak low (Huh!)

[Chorus]
Soon may the Xannyman come
To plug the piggy with bullets some
One day, when the money is gone
They'll take his life oh no

 

[JustStopDude]

Guess business isn't going so well. I mean what the fuck does a coin shop ACTUALLY do?

I assume it's just a pawn shop minus the gun license.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Vickers went broke getting worthless court judgements from the Ralphamale.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gunt broken by West Memphis trash.
God, this is perfection.
I want to know how much shit flinging is going on in the Vickers' household over this brilliant L.
Divorce arc incoming.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Also I have never met a well balance human being that is into coin collection. Knew of a guy in high school that was into collecting coins and stamps. Literally caught multiple times jerking off while his dog would lick his asshole and balls.

Yeah what kind of well balanced human would run a gossip forum named after a goofy looking bird.

 

[free_protons4u]

Vickers went broke getting worthless court judgements from the Ralphamale.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gunt broken by West Memphis trash.
God, this is perfection.
I want to know how much shit flinging is going on in the Vickers' household over this brilliant L.
Divorce arc incoming.

I doubt there's a divorce arc incoming for the simple reason they both must realize that neither of these fatasses will find another partner

 

[Funkmaster]

TOTAL RAD ROBERTS VICTORY!!!!

 

[Absurdity]

Am I just too far behind Vickers lore or are we unironically guntguarding?

Edit: Is Vickers a comparable POS to the Gunt? Is it that bad yet?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Vickers went broke getting worthless court judgements from the Ralphamale.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gunt broken by West Memphis trash.
God, this is perfection.
I want to know how much shit flinging is going on in the Vickers' household over this brilliant L.
Divorce arc incoming.

Several months ago during one of his cases against Ralph I watched a bit of one of his streams where he was bragging about how well he was doing because he had just sold a bunch of gold to one of his customers at over $2k/oz. At the time the gold eagles he was talking about could be had from every major online seller (APMEX, JMBullion, etc) for about $1800/oz. The writing was on the wall back then that his brick&mortar shop was not long for this world. People aren't going to be blatantly ripped off for very long. Precious metals prices are also very volatile so if you aren't steadily flipping in significantly high volume quickly its very easy to get caught underwater holding a very large bag.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

No way. I hate to say it, but this is a Ralphamale Victory. Imagine losing to a PlayStation credit card holder.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Unpaid taxes and other debts?

https://bizfileonline.sos.ca.gov/search/ucc

[Search for "Rocklin Coin Shop"]

https://bizfileonline.sos.ca.gov/search/ucc

[Search for "Matthew Vickers"]

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Vickers has been defeated. Ralphacurse strikes again. A brave new day for a fat loser living in Mexico. Nothing but 5 bar days ahead.

 

[SargonF00t]

There probably won't be too much sympathy for Vickers around these parts because of how retarded he has been for the last 3 or more years, but I am still gobsmacked at how much damage Ralph has done to that family.

We don't know how badly the relationships between Faith and her siblings and parents have been damaged, as understandably they won't want to comment and they may not even understand it fully themselves.

One does not want their genetic family tree infected by White Trash Wiggers, it is like getting a terminal cancer.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

Am I just too far behind Vickers lore or are we unironically guntguarding?

Edit: Is Vickers a comparable POS to the Gunt? Is it that bad yet?

Vickers and Ralph are two sides of the same (fat, seething, e-fame-obsessed) coin. They are yin and yang.

 

[Absurdity]

There probably won't be too much sympathy for Vickers around these parts because of how retarded he has been for the last 3 or more years, but I am still gobsmacked at how much damage Ralph has done to that family.

We don't know how badly the relationships between Faith and her siblings and parents have been damaged, as understandably they won't want to comment and they may not even understand it fully themselves.

One does not want their genetic family tree infected by White Trash Wiggers, it is like getting a terminal cancer.

I mean, in theory he'd deserve a shot at Ralph if he were in front of him, but is it the frustration from him being a lolcow in his own right that makes the prospect of Ralpharevenge moot?

 

[Pelican Bones]

There probably won't be too much sympathy for Vickers around these parts because of how retarded he has been for the last 3 or more years, but I am still gobsmacked at how much damage Ralph has done to that family.

We don't know how badly the relationships between Faith and her siblings and parents have been damaged, as understandably they won't want to comment and they may not even understand it fully themselves.

One does not want their genetic family tree infected by White Trash Wiggers, it is like getting a terminal cancer.

Tee bee aytch the damage done by Ralph is minimal compared to the self inflicted damage done by the Vicious Vickers clan. Thoroughly self owned.