[May 11 2019] DSP Lies It: CORRECTSHUNS stream - 2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives

[KingjadVCMP]

https://twitter.com/DSPLipjan/status/1127553653185941505?s=19

@DSPLipjan doing well showing Phil's hypocrisy. More to come.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

How do you go on stream with a straight face, saying "I jerked myself off on stream, because Panda didn't have sex with me?"

Excuse me, but you just admitted that you have been cucked by your former Girlfriend.

 

[Pargon]

How do you go on stream with a straight face, saying "I jerked myself off on stream, because Panda didn't have sex with me?"

Excuse me, but you just admitted that you have been cucked by your former Girlfriend.

Especially funny because even that is revisionist. There's multiple videos where Panda is obviously wanting to hop on that and she mocks DSP for not letting her/not being interested.

DSP would rather blow into his shorts and marinate in them all day than have his peepee touched by his girlfriend.

Faggot or volcel? The world may never know.

 

[Love Machine]

"It is done I am the Gout and the Gunt, the beginning and the end I will give to the one who thirsts from the tit of the milk of lols without cost. "He who overcomes will inherit these things, and I will be his Cow and he will be my worshiper.

 

[Near]

HBomberguy decided to forward some interesting stuff DSP said, now that he's decided to DEBUNK EVERYTHING.

This is regarding his 11 year old slapping comment, which he seems to be well aware of.

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1127577190386810881
http://archive.li/4oHDT

Just like before, i doubt this will have any effect on him, because of his twitch partnership godmode, but it's still interesting that someone big's finally forwarding this shit

 

[actually]

Knew he'd get at least a little to tide him over until payday, from......fans, who want to cheer him on with "yeah, you go Phil; stick it to the haters!."

And the tardy trolls that think giving Phil money to say something stupid = GOTTEEEM

 

[ZehnBoat]

How do you go on stream with a straight face, saying "I jerked myself off on stream, because Panda didn't have sex with me?"

Excuse me, but you just admitted that you have been cucked by your former Girlfriend.

that was his depression dood
because you know...
that's what depression does
make men randomly masturbate

he's acting like depression turns him feral or something
phil, i know you're reading this... that's not how it works

you don't have depression, you're lonely because you have no friends, and the only person you see regularly is a woman who only wants money from you.
DSP, get offline friends, go outside and do something more than the bare minimum of what is needed to be done.

or you could only live for the high of donations and drama, either way we're still laughing at you.

 

[Schmeckel]

I almost regret asking this, because I sure as hell don't want to give Phil the view (and suffer through the bajillion ads), but is there a restream or whatever somewhere so I can listen to this flow of oral diarrhea? Or should I wait for some good Samaritan to do a "fact or fiction" comparison between his talking points?

 

[Done]

I almost regret asking this, because I sure as hell don't want to give Phil the view (and suffer through the bajillion ads), but is there a restream or whatever somewhere so I can listen to this flow of oral diarrhea? Or should I wait for some good Samaritan to do a "fact or fiction" comparison between his talking points?

Use Adblock nigger.

 

[PomegranateKing]

Come on guys. If we're going to discuss DSP's latest failstream, we can at least include a link using one or more of the restreamers. If you're a fan of seeing the chat and having no superchats/commentary mucking it up, I suggest DarkDave's Mirror. They're unlisted, but like any internet sperg, I have the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efRm04y97oQ

EDIT: I should add, this is the most convoluted bull I've seen Dave pull in ages. "The eyes of the world are on me! I must prove my innocence! … By sperging out and showing NO evidence, rewriting history, and running away from questions afterwards!"

 

[toothless_banana]

Dark has always been truthful & hanest:

 

[Schmeckel]

Use Adblock nigger.

Normally, I would. But at the moment, I'm too lazy to use it on the vacation host's pc.

 

[Tmacdunk]

leanInManualDebunk

 

[mollymawk]

I almost regret asking this, because I sure as hell don't want to give Phil the view (and suffer through the bajillion ads), but is there a restream or whatever somewhere so I can listen to this flow of oral diarrhea? Or should I wait for some good Samaritan to do a "fact or fiction" comparison between his talking points?

Audio - https://files.catbox.moe/l0jdec.m4a

 

[gaarashatan]

oh ya....

this will definitely keep all the new people who never heard of dsp around

for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

He starts off the stream with:

"For the first time in awhile the internet is looking at me in a positive light..."

So he proceeds to bring up a bunch of controversy (I'm not a DSP lore person and I've never had the interest/patience to catch up) But now I sort of get it.

You have a bunch of new eyes on you so you're going to bring up a bunch of negative things about himself to "clear his name"

Lol nigga whut?

Is this a good P.R. move?

 

[Fallgout Boy]

I told myself I was going to cover any lie that could easily be debunked (or at least de-spun) via readily available videos, but I gave up about halfway through. I can't take this shit no more, man!

Anyway, here's what I did end up shitting out:

DSP Is Not A Racist

DSP And Leanna's Reeemergency

DSP Did Not Threaten An 11 Year Old Girl

I guess you can't embed Streamable videos anymore?

 

[gaarashatan]

people liked a tweet he made making fun of pro jared.

ive never seen a tweet go to a mans head, like jesus fucking christ.....

it makes me think that the more famous dsp becomes the more dumbshit like this hell try to do to help "distance" himself from his past and detractors. but not knowing this is the type of shit people talk about. the irony is so fkin funny

 

[ReentryPhantom]

https://web.archive.org/web/20150721233104/https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil?ty=h

REMEMBER YOU NUDNIKS! It was for the Project 7 TRAILER!!!! No one was ever promised a reboot.

 

[Pargon]

Phil really needs to be loaning himself out to PR companies at this point. It takes a certain skill to weave a single tweet into 3+ days' worth of unwarranted victory laps. I genuinely think he could be successful if he could be arsed to leverage it to the benefit of someone other than himself.