Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

She could have been (and definitely appeared to be) faking it or at least exaggerating it in a video literally years ago, and actually have gone barmy since then.
We have enough independent evidence from Chris himself that he at least percieved a cognitive decline. Remember he claimed his magic milk injections were helping cure Barb's memory problems. He bought himself an instruction manual for how to fuck the mentally handicapped. He believed she was suffering a mental decline. Which all by itself elevates things to rape.
 
We have enough independent evidence from Chris himself that he at least percieved a cognitive decline. Remember he claimed his magic milk injections were helping cure Barb's memory problems.
I have a very hard time believing Chris. He was always in on the “Barb pretends to be pathetic and senile” con. I’m not saying she was as sharp as always, but she wasn’t necessarily an Alzheimers patient either.

He bought himself an instruction manual for how to fuck the mentally handicapped.
Mentally handicapped or just old? I thought it was just about physical disabilities.

He believed she was suffering a mental decline.
He also believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a documentary.

Which all by itself elevates things to rape.
But on the other hand, Chris hasn’t been charged with rape or even elder abuse and Barb was sent back to BLC by herself. Of course she could be a sun downer and of course hospitals in the US don’t usually hold people against their will, but it points to Barb being sharper than some people give her credit for.

It’s a messy and weird situation.
 
I have a very hard time believing Chris. He was always in on the “Barb pretends to be pathetic and senile” con. I’m not saying she was as sharp as always, but she wasn’t necessarily an Alzheimers patient either.


Mentally handicapped or just old? I thought it was just about physical disabilities.


He also believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a documentary.


But on the other hand, Chris hasn’t been charged with rape or even elder abuse and Barb was sent back to BLC by herself. Of course she could be a sun downer and of course hospitals in the US don’t usually hold people against their will, but it points to Barb being sharper than some people give her credit for.

It’s a messy and weird situation.
Barb has been speculated to have Narcissistic Personality Disorder in the past, so her using her age to her advantage isn't entirely new here.

But she's also in her 80s, therefore her cognitive abilities are more than likely running at a lower potential. So she could also have early dementia stages going on as well.

We'll probably know the full answer once Barb testifies in court, if she testifies that is.
 
I think he [Bob] just shut down at some point.
I'm very inclined to agree. When Chris catches him on film, you can see the point where he mentally just checks out and tries to make his peace with his shitty situation that he knows he's gonna die in. There's a big part of me that legitimately pitied him, and still pities him.
 
Barb has been speculated to have Narcissistic Personality Disorder in the past, so her using her age to her advantage isn't entirely new here.

But she's also in her 80s, therefore her cognitive abilities are more than likely running at a lower potential. So she could also have early dementia stages going on as well.

We'll probably know the full answer once Barb testifies in court, if she testifies that is.
I don't even know if we'd hear about it if she did testify
 

Dude you have been here since 2015 have you been in a coma or buried under a pile of tendies or. . .okay whatever. . .
Original 2013 thread
Nick Bate 2: THE RECKONING (2015)
Nick Bate 3: JUDGMENT DAY (2016)

There are also lots of little side threads and dramas but you can dig for those yourself. They're all here.

tl;dr he is a child molester with a sentence so long he'll probably die in prison.
Hey it's me again from the future this time
Holy crap what a wild ride
I have brushed my teeth like 8 times since reading that and took a long long long shower.
 
Chris is always someone's problem. They left their sister alone with him and she got fucked then smashed her car in the fallout, so they decided to let her in. Can't you imagine the guilt they feel, especially given their history?
You think waiting for him to make a scene then calling the police is how octogenarians work? Police can't charge him with trespassing at his own house, especially considering how much of his money has paid the mortgage. The best uniforms can do is tell him to get a hotel... which falls on Tom and Harriet to arrange.

No it doesn't. If his name isn't on the mortgage and Barb has said he's no longer welcome there, then he has no right to be on the property. Doesn't matter how much of his money went to pay the mortgage. That's essentially a renter paying rent. And he has no right to go to Tom and Harriet's house to see Barb. Tom and Harriet do not owe Chris a place to live as he is legally an adult and they are not responsible for him in any way.

You're still embarrassing yourself. I strongly suggest you stop. You clearly do not understand how any of this works. Get off the internet and go get some actual real life experiences.
 
But she's also in her 80s, therefore her cognitive abilities are more than likely running at a lower potential. So she could also have early dementia stages going on as well.

We'll probably know the full answer once Barb testifies in court, if she testifies that is.
It’s circumstantial evidence but I think her getting into a car accident last year which was deemed to be her fault is a good indicator of her declining cognitive health.
 
I'm very inclined to agree. When Chris catches him on film, you can see the point where he mentally just checks out and tries to make his peace with his shitty situation that he knows he's gonna die in. There's a big part of me that legitimately pitied him, and still pities him.

Whenever you start pitying Bob, go have a listen to his phone call with the ween pretending to be an employee at one of the game stores Chris was banned from. Bob immediately gets hostile with the alleged store associate and claims that everything is their fault and that his poor son is merely the victim in all of this. He makes all these weird gambits with the caller trying to manipulate them and exhibits zero shame or even acknowledgment of his son's behavior.

It's also interesting because you can see that Chris got some of his speech patterns from Bob. I suspect Bob is also where Chris got ideas like dropping hard-R N-bombs and other miscellaneous hatred of gay people and minorities
 
As Caden had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY My Little Pony Generation Five being manifested in 2020-2025 was Premature, and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and no Less. My and Nightstar Sonichu's intervention and aid to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro, and for your Money-Greedy Employees' and Executives' sake, I Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.
I am serious as I appear authentically in the more recent photo, and then some!
I feel like if Chris is the leader of China or Russia and upsets that his favorite cartoon series come to conclusion. Demanding the american corporation to continue running the show or face nuclear missiles.
For a person who has access to the cartoon world and met the horses himself, why need a cartoon series?
Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including Helena and Pickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium, or your most Local Authentic Psychic.
Based on his examples, Psychics are people who gives Chris assurance and nothing more. I think he visited a random psychic and asked some question and given feedback that something he wants to hear.
14) Thou shalt not hate thy neighbours on others that share Any similarities in Race, Ethnicity, Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not hate thy self for any of these traits or interests, either.
How I interpret this commandment: If you white, don't hate whites. If you faggot, don't hate faggots.
I feel like he's been beaten up by a prison bitch or he joined nazis
 
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Based on his examples, Psychics are people who gives Chris assurance and nothing more. I think he visited a random psychic and asked some question and given feedback that something he wants to hear.
Yup. If a ween pretended to be a psychic, Chris would deny their powers the instant they contradicted him.

I feel like he's been beaten up by a prison bitch or he joined nazis
He hasn’t.
 
Chris Chan is very naughty to write something like this. Naughty, naughty, naughty! He will get a spanked bottom and be sent to the naughty corner. In the naughty corner, he will sit still and remain silent for one minute per year of his age. If he leaves the naughty corner or makes any noise, the timer will reset.
 
GodJesus this is sad, Chris really enjoys trampling Bob's memory for some reason
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If you asked me years ago if Chrischan, the internet famous lolcow, was a bad person, I would have probably said that he's a mostly sad and lost individual, but not malicious. But it's now evident that he's legitimately a garbage human being.

Maybe it was always naïve to think that. The signs were always there, after all. As others metioned here, his lack of bounderies and sometimes rapey behaviour started well before the motherfucking saga. Not to mention his anger issues.
 
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So I was going through the CWCki out of boredom, and finding a sweetheart/troll I didn't really know much about named Catherine Sorrento, I read about her 'date' with Chris, and an interesting bit popped out:

Barb's family apparently also think Barb is a useless drunken whore too. (Note: a few days after the meeting, Chris told me that when Barb was young, she aggressively went after her sister's husband or fiance. I think it might have been Cousin Harriet's husband, Tom. Anyway, the family concluded that Barb is a shitty person and pretty much wrote her off, except Aunt Corina for some reason. Tom and Harriet still occasionally exchange pleasantries with Barb, but won't let her visit or even tell her their address.)

The complete article is here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine

So it seems this 'Barb was a whore and totally asking for it' is not new to his prison justification headcanon, he's felt this for a while and it may actually be correct.
 
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