Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

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Ass Johnson said:
Oh this should be good
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It's not. It's pure, concentrated, undiluted autism. I'll save everyone the pain of reading: It's more inane ramblings plus a declaration that he will not explain where he's been the past two months, or why he was there, that he must keep his legal dealings a secret, that only "soul bonding" occurred between him and Barb, and the leak of last July was utterly false. In other words: "No, I totally didn't fuck my mom, and I'm staying silent on the advice of my attorney."
 
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Cherenkovblue said:
It's not. It's pure, concentrated, undiluted autism. I'll save everyone the pain of reading: It's more inane ramblings plus a declaration that he will not explain where he's been the past two months, or why he was there, that he must keep his legal dealings a secret, that only "soul bonding" occurred between him and Barb, and the leak of last July was utterly false. In other words: "No, I totally didn't fuck my mom, and I'm staying silent on the advice of my attorney."
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Can't say where he was but has plenty to say about his Jesus delusions and a brand new "Barb started it" angle.
 
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Looks like his stay at the hospital did nothing to beat some sense into Chris. He's still the same delusional manchild as ever. Kiwis of Virginia I understand if you want to stop paying taxes at this point.


MajorBlasski454 said:
Some insights:
-the feud between Barb and Harriet supposedly began all the way back in their high school years
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I like how Chris tried to re-frame it as Tom being Harriets sloppy seconds instead of Barb. Tom and Harriet have been married for years and Barb has had seven ex-boyfriends. Do the math who was pursuing who Chris.

MajorBlasski454 said:
-her and Bob married because he quote, "owned a house"
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Just more confirmation that Barb married Bob for the financial stability and Chris was just a way to keep Bob tethered to her. Wonder if Bob hadn't been married to Barb and raising Chris if he would have tried to make amends with his family instead of continuing to remain estranged from them and only having David attend his funeral.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
Fucking hell - I sure as hope he's lying about her saying "I would sleep with you Christian" jesus fucking christ I hope thats a lie.
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After everything that has happened in the last year with Chris I would sadly not be surprised if it was the truth considering how messed up their relationship has always been. Might have said it as emotional manipulation against Chris but its just as likely she really was considering Chris as a replacement Bob as the new "Man of the House" with all the duties that position came with.
 
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the same shit over and over and over and AGAIN,
-COVID IS A TEST
-IS A GOD SAVING EVERYONE FROM THE THIRD WORLD WAR.
-HE JUSTIFIES HIS ACT WITH HIS MOTHER AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A THOUSAND DIFFERENT SHITS.
We don't know where this was for 2 months but it didn't work what they weren't trying to do.
 
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MajorBlasski454 said:
Gonna assume it's how Heilberg tried to explain HIPAA to him. I won't be surprised if Chris starts babbling the moment he thinks he's off the hook.
(also this seems big enough to be be split off into its own thread)
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I think Heilberg explained HIPAA to him but he didn't understand it and thought it meant he wasn't allowed to talk about his time in the hospital. Mistaken or not, though, he's better off thinking that and shutting the fuck up.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think Heilberg explained HIPAA to him but he didn't understand it and thought it meant he wasn't allowed to talk about his time in the hospital. Mistaken or not, though, he's better off thinking that and shutting the fuck up.
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For his own sake sure, but he's already fucked in the long run, he might as well tell us.
 
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This part really rustles my jimmies, worst case scenario Chris is lying and trying to put the blame on his mother (Despite claiming it wasn’t sex earlier) and if he’s telling the truth it’s really gross plus he’s blaming his mother for him having sex with her.
 
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The first time I ever bothered to learn more about Chris was after the incident with his mother. I am seriously a neophyte, especially compared to all you folks. Chris will never change, hey? This seems to be a running theme when you guys discuss him. I had some hope that psychiatric help might, you know, actually help him. You experts disagreed from the outset, and it seems you were right. This makes me significantly less liable to keep up with him. Idiots who refuse to learn from their mistakes is one of my biggest pet peeves. It's why I can't handle Seinfeld. Anyhow, I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Curious what you experts think of my meandering thoughts on the matter.
 
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MajorBlasski454 said:
Here it is, anyone want to transcribe the 10 pages of pure autism? (archive)
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I knew two months in the Looney Bin wouldn't be enough to crack his Jesus shit. The old adage holds true: Chris never changes.
He still believes he's Jesus, and even more hilariously I think he still believes its only a matter of time until he gets to go back home to 14BC. He can cling to that as much as he wants. Sooner or later the truth is going to smack him in the face. There's no way he's going to live there ever again.

Also he may be keeping where he was these past few months a secret for now. but Chris is horrible at keeping secrets. Won't be surprised if he accidentally reveals it at some point.
 
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This part really rustles my jimmies, worst case scenario Chris is lying and trying to put the blame on his mother (Despite claiming it wasn’t sex earlier) and if he’s telling the truth it’s really gross plus he’s blaming his mother for him having sex with her.
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For real. It still boils down to he fucked his elderly mother. He's trying to blame her for making the first move but he still fucked his mother. He's trying to get sympathy for being a grown ass man fucking his mother.
 
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