Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Someone in a Tree]

Chris believes WWIII is happening, that may is a "cold month", and that WWIII started because My Little Pony did a brand refresh

This is definitely on brand for the same guy who committed acts of vandalism and assault because they changed the color of Sonic’s arms.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris believes WWIII is happening, that may is a "cold month", and that WWIII started because My Little Pony did a brand refresh

I skimmed over his bible babbles: is this is toward the beginning middle or end of his new letter?

Also this made me chuckle.

 

[JulioVasquez]

Well I don't think it can get any worse then this right?

I uhh, don't have much hope.

Worse than multiple autistic tranny rapes of his own elderly demented mother?

I would like to say that’s not possible, but we all know Chris has more cards to play… he can get lower!

 

[Ophelia]

Don’t invest hope in Chris. He will disappoint and disgust you. Look at Null.

 

[Ronnie Merle Mcnutt]

i don't understand why he still goes by christine i thought it was pretty obvious by now his official name was decided as Ian Brandon Anderson

 

[NynchLiggers]

Anyone that claims Chris doesn't know the severity of the situation by now and is not making up shit to save his ass is a crypto-white knight.
No insanity defense lol.

 

[Apocalyptic Apopheniac]

i don't understand why he still goes by christine i thought it was pretty obvious by now his official name was decided as Ian Brandon Anderson

This purple-negligeed imposter's campaign to sully Chris Chandler's good name has gone too far with these heinous acts.

 

[Punished Beezer]

Is Chris getting better?

lol. lmao even. It sounds like he's learned some shit, probably in therapy, but it's pretty clear he hasn't changed at all.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

they changed the color of Sonic’s arms

Whatever happened to the blarms thing? Did Chris just forget it or other stuff distracted him?

Also remember how Chris said WW2 was "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?

 

[Ga1v5]

Why does he have to talk in so many flourishes? God Chrissy has gotten so fucking full of himself, and huffing his own farts in the pokey doesn't seem to have changed that at all

He seems to be incredibly insufferable to be around lately, I wonder if he plays his God complex to the guards and stuff?

Saying MLP prophesied the Russian invasion of Ukraine is pretty funny though,

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Whatever happened to the blarms thing? Did Chris just forget it or other stuff distracted him?

I’m guessing that he just eventually accepted it, like he had to do with the Equestria Girls thing, a project he publicly scorned several times before declaring it one of his favorite movies. I don’t think I remember him complaining about it when he saw the Sonic movie.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does he have to talk in so many flourishes?

I've described the way CWC writes as being like "a pompous word-salad-y AI" - he likely writes that way from severe ego and autism.

(like wanting to show off how smart he thinks he is)

I’m guessing that he just eventually accepted it

It'd be so very CWC if he ends up liking G5 MLP - and forgetting all the stuff he claimed to "foreknew and foresaw" about it.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

What a shame, he's still just as crazy.

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

So Chris continues to write incoherent garbage. The claim that Jacob Sockness plagued a country with the rona is funny tho

 

[Rungle]

FUCK YOU FOR GETTING ME INTO PRISON MOM

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Whatever happened to the blarms thing? Did Chris just forget it or other stuff distracted him?

Also remember how Chris said WW2 was "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?

I think he stopped caring once Sonic Boom was no longer relevant.

 

[King Kiwi]

FUCK YOU FOR GETTING ME INTO PRISON MOM

Ohhhhhhh.

So that's what it is, foolish summer manchild.

 

[MugolEx]

I think he stopped caring once Sonic Boom was no longer relevant.

He'd care. This is the same guy who couldn't get over his high school graduation for over a decade and personified it as an evil enetity in his comics. All you would have to do is bring it up.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Imagine having your retarded son who is sitting in jail call your relationship history "Epic Fail".

 

[JulioVasquez]

Also remember how Chris said WW2 was "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?

Well, it’s not a very eloquent summary, but he’s basically correct!