Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Chazzed Up]

He also said that she made the first move in the initial leaks that brought us to this nightmare. He’s been trying to minimize his culpability from the beginning

Given Chris's inability to read peoples' interests or intentions toward him, especially romantic or sexual, he's possibly the most unreliable narrator as you can get. He has an uphill battle convincing anyone that he, an autistic man with a long history of delusion, correctly read his elderly mother as wanting sex from him.

 

[jc17]

Before: "I'm Jesus Christ and I fucked my mom to spiritually heal her.
Now: "I hired a prostitute in 2012 and told my mom about it. Then she came on to me and said she could of relieved these sexual tensions of mine, so really she's just as much to blame as I am. I'm Jesus Christ, so you can believe everything I say."

 

[Pappy Striderite]

The key word is “pretending.” You don’t give antipsychotics to someone who is playing.

it's possible they'll give him some seroquel, not as an antipsychotic, but for the buffer it provides people like chris to stop a moment and consider not LARPing with people in uniforms. i've seen it have an affect like this on nursing home patients and a neighbor that fried his brain on bad meth.

they lived in fantasy worlds of their own design. nothing bad ever happened in their shit. it was clear it wasn't a schizophrenic nightmare.

seroquel made my neighbors' ramblings start ending with, "at'd be cool" and "n'ya not really though".

 

[Ophelia]

@Phalanges Mycologist

He is a Woman when he wants to be and all man when he wants to be,

When was the last time Chris was all man?

Daydreamers (if there even is such a thing as maladaptive daydreaming) can tell that they're daydreaming. Chris obviously can't.

Chris obviously can. He’s not trying to use his goddess powers to break out of the jail. He pauses the nonsense if the other person is persistent enough.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

And knowing Chris' poor track record when it comes to learning from his mistakes, detransition seems unlikely.

he can't ever admit he's made a mistake. he's in way to deep to ever detrans. all he can do now is lean into it harder and hope he gets better professional help in his transition so he can tell himself he's a better woman than he was a man.

he might still have the fantasy of impregnating himself too. i've never seen any of his enablers tell him he can't clone himself like a fuckin snail.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

When was the last time Chris was all man?

Chris might not be all man but he’s 100% all man-child.

Daydreamers (if there even is such a thing as maladaptive daydreaming) can tell that they're daydreaming. Chris obviously can't.

One thing about Maladaptive Daydreaming though is it’s invasive, as in it might be unintentionally brought on by outside factors like music or anxiety as opposed to consciously deciding to think about something, to quote a jail letter:

"How did I reach the truths and conclusions?" ❤
The short answer: Literal MEDITATION 24/7/365+1, involuntary as well as consciously and active.

At the end of the day I think it’s just Chris being dumb and the equivalent of someone treating their dreams as all factual events happening in another dimension.

 

[Holiday Special]

While I don't think Barb intended it, her shitty parenting and grooming led to her winning a stupid prize.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

it doesn’t take more than a single brain-cell to say “No, I don’t want to fuck my mother and I don’t want to be around her for that”.

chris. this is the chris thread. it's about chris.

 

[Chazzed Up]

At the end of the day I think it’s just Chris being dumb and the equivalent of someone treating their dreams as all factual events happening in another dimension.

I sincerely doubt the 'involuntarily' part is truthful at all, if a pony cartoon came on that he wanted to watch I can guarantee he wouldn't be off meditating against his will. The involuntary term probably more accurately refers to his lack of impulse control, which isn't the same thing as a psychological condition.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The IGs succeeded because Chris genuinely thought that CWCville was a real place before they started mindfucking him.

Yup. Chris already believed CWCville was real. At that point, though, it was more a sort of afterlife you went to after you died, or at least some difficult-to-reach plane of existence that was separate from our own.

The IGs convinced Chris that he could go there through his Dreamcast (and later expanded into psychic transfer, etc.). Chris' concept of the "iron curtain" as a barrier that he could transcend with his Goddess powers is what came out of this.

If Chris hadn't already believed in the reality of CWCville, the IGs could never have threatened Chris with Russian invasion, or moon lasers destroying it, etc.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

her shitty parenting and grooming led to her winning a stupid prize

"Mother of the Year 2000 Award"

 

[Birthright]

He leads off with "you may share this letter online" and it goes on to be his biggest attempt at exonerating himself yet.

 

[Rogowski]

I’m honestly not buying the story about Barb after the hooker, Chris has proven time and time again that he cannot keep his trap shut about anything no matter how damning it is to him in fact it’s the reason he’s in jail to begin with. If a troll or ween had made fun of Chris for being unattractive he would have no hesitation in telling you that you’re a liar because his mom offered him a trip to pound town.

ETA: the whole commandment about not hating on anyone in your race reeks heavily of prison culture, I’m sure I’m wrong but I don’t know where else this idea would have come from all of a sudden

 

[infamousbeing]

I've had a look at this, and we all know that Chris is not a reliable narrator. I do not buy this story for one second. Refer back to the famous and widely circulated clip. This took place several years back, and she seems scattered there. Her genuinely trying to process her speech, communicate dialect as Chris is telling her what to say, proves to me that daily functions and the prospect of sex is the furthest thing from her mind. Fuck Chris, fuck this whole cesspit of a family

 

[RodgerDodger]

So long story short, Chris (known compulsive liar) is trying to make himself the victim by dragging Barb and pinning the fact that HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER on her?

Even if it was true and she did tried to offer herself to him in 2012 after Mia Hamm, it doesn’t take more than a single brain-cell to say “No, I don’t want to fuck my mother and I don’t want to be around her for that”. I’m calling bullshit that it happened and Chris is still at fault if it did.

Exactly. Chris was and is a legal adult and not in any way adjudicated as legally incapactated or requiring of a guardian. He was in fact Barb's primary caregiver. The obligation to not stick his dick in the elderly lady in his care was 100% his. It doesn't matter if she asked for it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

fuck this whole cesspit of a family

He's already done that.

 

[Autistic Sandwich]

When I heard a new epistle had been added to the jail saga, I rushed to kiwifarms to check it...

You have to understand, Barb has always been a bad apple.
When she approached me with indecent intentions, I firmly refused her advances.
Yet, her persistence gave me no choice but to heal her damaged mind by casting a spell of Soul Bonding.
So let me go back to my toys now, now, now.
While you are at it, please tell Hasbro to cancel MLP G5
Unless you want the threat of WWIII to escalate.
Not only I am the true hero of this story, I am also a victim!
And also Jesus Christ.

While the letter is not particularly interesting by itself, he's still hitting the exceptional mark and keeps us hooked on a cliffhanger.
I'm kinda disappointed he didn't talk more of his stay in the Padded Wall Hotel, but he may spill the beans on that too. Sooner or later he always does.

Rate me optimistic but...

Spoiler: Steven Spielberg's "A.I. Artificial Intelligence" ending spoilers

I hope after humans have long disappeared, when the Christorical documents are unearthed by whatever post-singularity robot-peoples inhabit the future, they will have evolved into wiser beings, and will resist the tempting mistake of running a simulation to revive Chris granting him one last day with Barb.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Exactly. Chris was and is a legal adult and not in any way adjudicated as legally incapactated or requiring of a guardian. He was in fact Barb's primary caregiver. The obligation to not stick his dick in the elderly lady in his care was 100% his. It doesn't matter if she asked for it.

How exactly is he her primary caregiver? Isn't she living alone right now, or am I mistaken?

If she's living alone she does not need a caregiver, which means Chris can't be her caregiver. He isn't her nurse, he didn't have to bathe her or dole out her medications, she was completely and 100%, by legal definition, a competent adult, not a doddering old nursing home patient. He was the man of the house taking care of the woman of the house. That's why she completely consensually had sex with him.

I find this suggestion that as soon as a woman gets a little older that she can't take care of herself or have a sex drive pretty insulting. There's some 78 year old lady living in the middle of the Siberian tundra alone right now, but Barb the 80 y/o is a helpless little baby who just couldn't say no?

Like I said, the haters will jump through as many mental hoops as they have to to convince themselves Chris was primarily at fault here, because they're all a-logs.
Chris has 0 ambition or drive for anything. If he made the move to screw Barb, it's because she was desperately inviting it.

 

[Ophelia]

I sincerely doubt the 'involuntarily' part is truthful at all, if a pony cartoon came on that he wanted to watch I can guarantee he wouldn't be off meditating against his will. The involuntary term probably more accurately refers to his lack of impulse control, which isn't the same thing as a psychological condition.

I took it to mean the way trains of thought can change, seemingly on their own. One thought leads to another and suddenly you’re remembering the last time you had ice cream or whatever.

But you’re right in any case, whatever it is he can stop doing it whenever he wants to.

I'm kinda disappointed he didn't talk more of his stay in the Padded Wall Hotel, but he may spill the beans on that too. Sooner or later he always does.

I don’t think he wants to. It was his worst nightmare come true. He’d rather talk about his godhood and ponies than prickly wicklies. But I think he will inform us eventually, intentionally or not.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

The debate about whether or not Chris is 'crazy' renews itself every time we get a new letter, Each one has slowly pointed this was, but this is the one that firmly convinces me that Chris has indeed gone insane. Before, the ranting about Sonichu and the merge felt like maladaptive coping mechanisms to the extreme. Pretending you're somewhere else in correspondences feels much more like wishful thinking and play-pretend than anything else to me.

This ludicrous rambling about Barb is different as it is clearly harmful to Chris's interests and is just plain more bizarre than other fantasies. I really can't read the comparing and contrasting highschool masturbation habits as something motivated by anything other than insanity, (although not necessarily in a legal sense of course.) In some ways, the 'crazier' the letters are, the more sane I think Chris is. This is relatively focused on issues of reality but in ways that can really only harm him.

On the other hand, this letter does seem to have a lot of references to the legal system that mostly make sense, so maybe that's the competency restoration working.

For practical details, what are people's takes on the claim Barb wasn't 'interviewed?' My uninformed guess would be that doesn't include an initial wellness check, and naturally Chris is an unreliable narrator and if he is being 'truthful' it may just mean she refused to speak to them. Is it really possible that they wouldn't have tried to interview Barb? If so, what would that mean about the case?

What does EngleHardt mean by "OMG details?" is he referring to something he hasn't revealed publicly? There's lots of weird stuff in there, but nothing I'd feel more inclined to tell Heilberg than any other letter. Plus, this may be paranoia, but reaching out to Chris's lawyer or anyone involved in the legal system seems like a tremendously bad idea It's not likely, but it feels like it would increase your probability of being roped into the whole thing by a lawyer searching for some angle from zero to something.

The 'don't contact Cole Smithy' like jumps out at me too. I suspect that something happened behind the scenes to make him say that.

Registering my prediction: the first letter won’t mention the hospital or anything at all about the two month gap. Chris really successfully trolls everyone in that sense

I'm going to count less than half a sentence's worth of a mention as this prediction coming true by the way lol.