Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

Daydreamers (if there even is such a thing as maladaptive daydreaming) can tell that they're daydreaming. Chris obviously can't.

He is too self-centered to admit it to anyone. The daydreams became his identity and if he'd ever let them go, it would kill him.
Why do you think women keep emotionally attached to abusive men for like 10+ years?
The human spirit can do incredible mental gymnastics to pacify itself, coping with desparate situations that can't be handled otherwise because the people in their respective situation never learned how to act different.
 
I’m honestly not buying the story about Barb after the hooker, Chris has proven time and time again that he cannot keep his trap shut about anything no matter how damning it is to him in fact it’s the reason he’s in jail to begin with. If a troll or ween had made fun of Chris for being unattractive he would have no hesitation in telling you that you’re a liar because his mom offered him a trip to pound town.

The vibe I got from it, if it was real, was that Barb was so disgusted by the idea that she may have said something along the lines of "I'd rather you have asked me than a prostitute!" as like a way to show how in her mind asking a prostitute for sex is even lower than asking your own mom. Perhaps she may have said something more benign like "I wish you came to me about your sexual frustrations rather than see a prostitute!" like she would be able to talk him out of going through with it.

Of course Chris Chan would interpret that as a proposition and misremember it years later.
 
Meds. This nigga needs meds. I know everyone says that, but honestly he needs to be zombified. If that's out of the question, he should be locked in a room with stacks of computer paper and markers. Let him write out his sperg ass religious epic. It's the only solution.
 
Of course there's a big difference between trained mental hospital staff and stressed out over worked social workers. So whenever Chris went on about his delusions all they could do was smile and nod and tell him how fascinating that was.
True enough. Chris stated that he wowed his Section 10 counsellor by demonstrating his almighty psychic powers - of course, they were just humouring him, as you say they're having a tiring and overloaded working day, of course they'll say 'gosh, wow, how wonderful' and get the sperg out the door fast so's to hopefully have time for a quick smoke break before the next nimrod.

Actual mental hospital staff may or may not succeed in curing their charges, but they're a damn sight less likely to tolerate such patent horse-puckey.
 
Need clarification I have a specific connection here. I recall from Geno Samuel's "Chris Chan A Comprehensive History" (forgive me I can't remmember which part but believe it to be in the mid part 20's to mid 30's) that during the Jackie Saga, chris meant to go to some convention (I wanna say it was Otakucon or something) with the explicit purpose of meeting Jackie and fucking her in a motel room. Not I think the tard did blow all of his tugboat on stupid shit, like video games lego's and transformers, BUT the ultimate reason he couldnt go was his mommy told him know. Now I always joked that "Barbera wanted to fuck chris and didn't wanna get cucked by Jackie lol" as a joke. But it makes me wonder now...

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Need clarification I have a specific connection here. I recall from Geno Samuel's "Chris Chan A Comprehensive History" (forgive me I can't remmember which part but believe it to be in the mid part 20's to mid 30's) that during the Jackie Saga, chris meant to go to some convention (I wanna say it was Otakucon or something) with the explicit purpose of meeting Jackie and fucking her in a motel room. Not I think the tard did blow all of his tugboat on stupid shit, like video games lego's and transformers, BUT the ultimate reason he couldnt go was his mommy told him know. Now I always joked that "Barbera wanted to fuck chris and didn't wanna get cucked by Jackie lol" as a joke. But it makes me wonder now...

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Barb is a manipulative cunt, she suicide baited to get her way with Chris numerous times and forced him to do a lot of shit like spooning. The notion that Barb offered to fuck him is not inherently implausible. However, the fact that we're only hearing about this now, a decade after it supposedly happened, is highly suspect, especially since we all know how prone Chris is to leaking honest content.

Didn't the Idea Guys have to blackmail him into saying he was fucking his mom? If it happened for real prior to 2021, why the need for blackmail?

I don't doubt that Barb must have said some fucked up shit back in 2012 which inspired Chris to come up with this sequence of events, but it's unlikely to be a clear invitation to fuck as Chris claimed, Chris being Chris, some degree of delusion is involved. Anyways, what Barb did or did not say back in 2012 has little to do with the current situation, Chris is grasping at straws.
 
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I find this suggestion that as soon as a woman gets a little older that she can't take care of herself or have a sex drive pretty insulting. There's some 78 year old lady living in the middle of the Siberian tundra alone right now, but Barb the 80 y/o is a helpless little baby who just couldn't say no?

I find this suggestion that as soon as a man is a little special that he can't have a healthy view on mother-son-relationships or have a right to say no to fucking his mom pretty insulting. There's some 37 year old man not shitting his pants, believing in sonichu nor fucking his elderly mother right now, but Chris the 40 y/o is a helpless little baby who just couldn't say no?
 
The vibe I got from it, if it was real, was that Barb was so disgusted by the idea that she may have said something along the lines of "I'd rather you have asked me than a prostitute!" as like a way to show how in her mind asking a prostitute for sex is even lower than asking your own mom. Perhaps she may have said something more benign like "I wish you came to me about your sexual frustrations rather than see a prostitute!" like she would be able to talk him out of going through with it.

Of course Chris Chan would interpret that as a proposition and misremember it years later.
It's a lot simpler than that: Chris and Barb were in the middle of the Snyder road rage fiasco at court, and were also in the middle of pissing away Bob's inheritance on Rob Bell to get them off, not to mention probably looking at paying Snyder's medical bills, court costs and fines. Chris then goes and blows $150 to get a quickie. That was what Barb was being sarcastic about, not because Barb was actually going to fuck Chris.

Remember, in this letter too, Chris admits Barb would scream at him about money mismanagement. Now imagine in the middle of probably one of Barb's biggest events up to that point, her tard son is going around dropping money on hookers.
 
The first time I ever bothered to learn more about Chris was after the incident with his mother. I am seriously a neophyte, especially compared to all you folks. Chris will never change, hey? This seems to be a running theme when you guys discuss him. I had some hope that psychiatric help might, you know, actually help him. You experts disagreed from the outset, and it seems you were right. This makes me significantly less liable to keep up with him. Idiots who refuse to learn from their mistakes is one of my biggest pet peeves. It's why I can't handle Seinfeld. Anyhow, I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Curious what you experts think of my meandering thoughts on the matter.
What exactly do you think Lolcows are, if not, "Idiots who refuse to learn from their mistakes?" You are having an identity crisis. You love a-logging and you hate yourself for what you love.
 
Alrighty I got the first five pages done, I'll complete it later tonight most likely

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Many spiritual greetings date 05102022
ganafalani, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well. (and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my body's safety and health. For the time, I am not stating any further personal details of where and how i was the past two moths, nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond soul bonding that had happened, the "leak" from last July was false, and a good number of ye all succumbing to the demons and devils temptations of rumors and drama and thus failing that divine test. There is no retcon, that is the truth, ultimate. ye all (those who are not left behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the book with my goddess log pages in it months from now in order to find out the details and farther authentic enlightenments for thy selves.
especially with the facts present of the shifts and events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the collective shift from 1218's earth to 1-197's earth, my second coming not far from now, and judgment day upon the toxic ones and left-behinds more clear and obvious to an with ye

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I also mention the number of months when Sonichu and I were body-swapped, and the months from April to October 2020 when I, in sonichu's body, was within a nanosecond frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my son's body and mind. these jail months have been that very same training regime for my own god body, right here. so, this time away from ye all in greater revelation was meant to be, and as it was then, I shall return to lend ye all not long from now.
here is a massive ultimate truth for ye all: why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the hour and day of my resurrection, then, and more presently my second coming, is because, even Emanuel, then and now, no god or goddess or anyone (fore)knew specifically when, period, but only the specific shifts and events that lead up to that event, hence why we wait for the confirmations of those specific shifts and events and exact the details of the divine plan to counter and clear that event, so there is no population - and -universe-shattering paradox in our very timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy everything if left unchecked. And if most anyone else on earth, or any planet or point in the universes in this timeline, foreknew of the divine plans intricate details and the specific events that need to happen, there is a chance one of more would want to counter and...

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Prevent the event, themselves. In doing that they would not only ultimately, paradoxically fail, period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the divine plant askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficient time to amend the plan and keep all safe and well. This is also why we continue to encourage all of you to have faith is us gods and goddesses, our divine powers and abilities to prevent the total loss of not only our universe(s), but our timeline as well. As well as having faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for your health, safety and benefit happen. This is also why all fan-fictions have been rendered moot for the events in this timeline, since august 1 2021, until the foreknown time when that shall be safe, once again.
Back to present events, I direct thy attenyion to world war III, march to may presently, being cold months (does the expression “A cold day in hell” resonate to you from that fact?), Covid bringing forth healthier individuals while dispelling the “left-behinds” and shifting some as well, covid-19 was a divine test of thy faith, fortitude, endurance. and self-motivation, regardless of the fact sockness had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets i've previously mentioned including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.

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as caden had relayed for for me. I had foreknown wwIII as why my little pony generation five being manifested in 2020-2025 was premature, and my little pony friendship is magic, and equestria girls, generation 4, was needed to continue to season fourteen and no less. My and my nightstar sonichu's intervention and aid to Hasbro to resume MLPG9 still is impertinent and ultimate beneficial for everyone, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. my help and input remains on the in greatest light power, humans of Hasbro, and for your money-greedy employees and executives sake, I divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.
I am serious as I appear authentically in the more recent photo, and then some.

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Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these truths and facts, consult with an authentic, highly-enlightened / powerful psychic, including Helena and pikachu, spunky the hyenadoom, and molly the medium, or you most local authentic psychic.
Now for a most truthful and reveling topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongust thy thoughts and pre-08012021 fan fictions thy i may share now: the historic facts about Barbara Anne Weston chandler, or some of anyway had any of ye all actually talked with her in person before today, ye would have got the aura-resonant confirmations and similar or other truths, and do not troll or bother Joseph Cole smithy or Barbara for more details or anything.
I tell ye all truest and fact as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. as sure as when their cow was killed bt a donkey, literally. The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, cornbread and butter, and green beans. Stanley Weston finding their daddy dead on his horse pulled wagon not far from the convenience store is red oak, VA.
 
It's a lot simpler than that: Chris and Barb were in the middle of the Snyder road rage fiasco at court, and were also in the middle of pissing away Bob's inheritance on Rob Bell to get them off, not to mention probably looking at paying Snyder's medical bills, court costs and fines. Chris then goes and blows $150 to get a quickie. That was what Barb was being sarcastic about, not because Barb was actually going to fuck Chris.

Remember, in this letter too, Chris admits Barb would scream at him about money mismanagement. Now imagine in the middle of probably one of Barb's biggest events up to that point, her tard son is going around dropping money on hookers.
A year ago imagining Chris being screamed at like that I would have felt sorry for him. Than the fucker did what we did and instead of feeling sorry for him, I'm laughing my ass off.
 
i cant even read the fucking transcript my brain zoned out after like the second paragraph but clearly whatever happened in the hospital didnt help
Honestly, I just read the wiki. I can't handle long schizoposting rants from Chris, which someone I am interested in, let alone from other cows I simply can't stand. I like to read, but these long paragraphs of nonsense are too much lol!

Remember, in this letter too, Chris admits Barb would scream at him about money mismanagement. Now imagine in the middle of probably one of Barb's biggest events up to that point, her tard son is going around dropping money on hookers.
Your theory makes a lot of sense. Chris is known to focus on the weirdest fucking points of what people say, sometimes to do cherrypicking and at others for reasons that only make sense to himself. That and the ongoing desperation might have inspired him to pick that specific memory and distort it into this argument. He is also a known manipulator, albeit a poor one considering he can't shut his fucking mouth up for the love of his life!
 
Yes, but Chris probably doesn't know that. His lawyer explained it to him I'm sure, but Chris probably only understood maybe half of what he said. Look at the other times Chris has tried to repeat back what others have told him, like when he got in trouble at his church for wearing his pony horn and his stated understanding of why. Chris probably thinks HIPAA applies to him and he'll get in trouble if he tells anyone where he was.
It's probably working out in his favor here, since if he realized that he's free to talk about it whenever he wants it'd be a few hours before he does.
I knew two months in the Looney Bin wouldn't be enough to crack his Jesus shit. The old adage holds true: Chris never changes.
He still believes he's Jesus, and even more hilariously I think he still believes its only a matter of time until he gets to go back home to 14BC. He can cling to that as much as he wants. Sooner or later the truth is going to smack him in the face. There's no way he's going to live there ever again.

Also he may be keeping where he was these past few months a secret for now. but Chris is horrible at keeping secrets. Won't be surprised if he accidentally reveals it at some point.
They could bulldoze the entire house and burn the wreckage, and he'd probably put up a tent on the foundation and illegally squat on the property until he winds up in court again.
 
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