Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Male Idiot]

Don't punish him like that. When I mean him I mean Satan.

Born in 1927 in the South to be exact. Then again, Bob was an outwardly man and tried to instill a sense of culture into Chris.

This is just the overton window. Bob was propably far from racist in his generation, but would feel dated to young people nowdays, like a politically correct redneck. "I don't mind them niggers, they make a fine good music y'all."

 

[Floralfeline]

This is the same guy who drew pornography of his only female friend and showed it to his trolls to prove he was a big boy stop himself from possibly raping her.

Fixed that for you.

 

[brahsparagus]

Old men from the south would definitely casually use the N word in front of kids. It’s how I learned it. It doesn’t make them lowdown or even necessarily racist. They genuinely don’t understand that it’s considered a powerful and evocative word nowadays. The ones who are still alive, anyway.

I think in the 20s-30s, it was not necessarily an insulting word, other racial politics aside.

One of PG Wodehouse' Jeeves stories involved 20 something, worldly aristocrat Bertie Wooster being excited that a troupe of 'Nigger Minstrels' are in a nearby English village, because he wants to meet them to improve his banjo skills. This perturbs Jeeves, not necessarily that he wants to fraternize with blacks, but that the banjo is an unseemly instrument for a young socialite to play.

Later in the story he blacks up to avoid his battle-axe Aunt and her arranged marriage schemes. However, 'Nigger Minstrels' was used liberally in the story, and not in a disparaging way since Wooster is kind of like the proto-bugman who just wants to idle away his life in the inter-war era.

 

[BobJones997]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family. Cole's account doesn't count because he's a twat.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

In my opinion, that all came from South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons and The Boondocks. I find it too hard to believe that such a huge Jazz fan/historian like Bob would be regularly using slurs like that casually around Chris. But the dude was born in 1927 so who knows.

Old men from the south would definitely casually use the N word in front of kids. It’s how I learned it. It doesn’t make them lowdown or even necessarily racist. They genuinely don’t understand that it’s considered a powerful and evocative word nowadays. The ones who are still alive, anyway.

This is just the overton window. Bob was propably far from racist in his generation, but would feel dated to young people nowdays, like a politically correct redneck. "I don't mind them niggers, they make a fine good music y'all."

To be honest I don't think Bob was racist, at least in the traditional sense he seemed to be fine with Racial minorities like Blacks and Koreans (he was a member or at least a regular at that Korean Church) and while he might have said "Nigger" more freely when he was pissed off it wasn't something he'd just drop in casual conversation.

He grew up in the Southern US in the 20's and 30's when the Clan was a social group as much as a racial purity thing (I've got quite limited KKK knowledge mostly from a book or two years ago so I might be wrong) and I get the impression he wasnt to fussed on it, I know he said something like "I've seen those crosses burning, and you dont wana see em" and I don't think he was saying anything like that to big up his clan history or connections as some think but more of a exasperated this scared the shit out of me maybe it will work on these damned kids pissing me off.

Null didn't go into too much detail with this; but he said that Chris has once requested that he put out a hit on someone. So yeah....

I've always been curious about this, Chris has always had anger issues and issued impotent threats mostly to make himself feel better about his failings but he's only ever used violence intentionally once that we know of during the mace incedent, and possibly a second time with his car with snider he normally rages at a camera, shits himself hides or goes full hedgehog, but for someone to have pissed him off or irritated him enough to ask Null for help to bump someone off it must have been something special.

And I wish we knew the full story behind it.

 

[BobJones997]

Null didn't go into too much detail with this; but he said that Chris has once requested that he put out a hit on someone. So yeah....

Probably someone investigating the mysterious and untimely death of beloved Cwcville mayor BILLY MAYS.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Probably someone investigating the mysterious and untimely death of beloved Cwcville mayor BILLY MAYS.

Yea it's such a shame he fell out of a window onto those 3 bullets and getting run over by a steam roller as well was just tragic.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I've always been curious about this, Chris has always had anger issues and issued impotent threats mostly to make himself feel better about his failings

I'm not sure if it's only to make himself better, Chris said himself he considers what happens in the comic to be real in another universe and even was blackmailed by the Idea Guys because of threats to his comic book universe so I think the only reason he didn't commit violent acts was because he was never in a position to carry them out and also get away with it.

The mace incident I assume was misjudged because he's seen so many cartoons and sitcoms where the female character maces the brutish male and gets off consequence free and with Chris ordering a hit on someone it wasn't him carrying it out himself and also he was so delusional by that time he probally thought he'd get away with it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family.

One of the events I can remember Chris talking about, in relation to Bob, was him relating a story to one of his troll girlfriends at the time, where Bob was driving them somewhere and started talking to Chris about his future and what he's going to do, and getting angrier, while Chris was giving him the "silent treatment" and ignoring him while playing a game, up until Bob lost his shit and flipped Chris off to his face and upset Chris for the rest of the day.

 

[BobJones997]

One of the events I can remember Chris talking about, in relation to Bob, was him relating a story to one of his troll girlfriends at the time, where Bob was driving them somewhere and started talking to Chris about his future and what he's going to do, and getting angrier, while Chris was giving him the "silent treatment" and ignoring him while playing a game, up until Bob lost his shit and flipped Chris off to his face and upset Chris for the rest of the day.

Damn Bob flipped off Chris for being an ungrateful tard? Total thug life moment right there.

 

[Buttsmagoo222]

like, i could very much see that "quote" of barbs being taken out of its original context by chris via his retard filter. she might have just been disgusted that he slept with a prostitute, and a native american one at that, and said something like "you might as well have slept with me" or "why didnt you just sleep with me since you're doing disgusting things"

either way it's obviously delusional

 

[AMHOLIO]

Chris should literally be grabbed in the nads by Satan and hurled into Hell immediately without even having to die first.

I hope all this is over soon just because you've been on a near year long a-log and I want you to finally have some peace. Even if it's Chris spontaneously having a stroke or something.

 

[ANobody]

Null didn't go into too much detail with this; but he said that Chris has once requested that he put out a hit on someone. So yeah....

WHOA, wait is that confirmed or one of those "its buried somewhere in the farms" type things? Doesnt seem too on character for Chris, a hit requires too much planning and actual logistics. Did he watch a gangster movie and go full impressionable autistic?

Funnily enough i dont think id put extreme violence past chris if he knew he would be able to get away with it.

Like, if id put the man in a pickle suit in chains in front of Chris im sure he'd go full sonichu kneecaping execution.

 

[FamicomGorby]

WHOA, wait is that confirmed or one of those "its buried somewhere in the farms" type things? Doesnt seem too on character for Chris, a hit requires too much planning and actual logistics. Did he watch a gangster movie and go full impressionable autistic?

Funnily enough i dont think id put extreme violence past chris if he knew he would be able to get away with it.

Like, if id put the man in a pickle suit in chains in front of Chris im sure he'd go full sonichu kneecaping execution.

Chris has pretty much always thought he has way more power than he actually does in any situation so I wouldn't be surprised if at some point he thought hiring a hitman was something he could do.

Would wanna see the deets though, like if he asked Null or this was something random in the past.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

It just sucks that this is how Bob Chandler's gonna be remembered (and, indeed, he is). Not for his accomplishments in engineering, or the fact that the rest of his kids turned out to be pretty fucking successful (Cole I, personally, don't count because his paternity is not confirmed), but that he got trapped off by some old whore and Chris was the result. And Bob's final days were probably spent in abject misery, in a nasty hoarder house, with him having a shitload of regrets.

A pretty shitty ending, and say what you will about Bob being an "EEEVIL RAYCISS!", but the man was a product of his time, and I don't think he was a bad person.

I'd agree on you about the last part, but the only thing I can't really look past is the whole "leaving your family for some drunken hoarding whore" and if he was honestly the genius we all like to think of him as he would've actually listened to all the school teachers telling them Chris wasn't going to succeed in normal classes. I wouldn't say he's a bad guy, but he dug his own grave with the actions he took. Having a child with someone as bad as Barb is something I'd imagine Ethan Ralph doing, but not a smart engineer who has good wholesome Christian values.

 

[King Metalia]

One of the events I can remember Chris talking about, in relation to Bob, was him relating a story to one of his troll girlfriends at the time, where Bob was driving them somewhere and started talking to Chris about his future and what he's going to do, and getting angrier, while Chris was giving him the "silent treatment" and ignoring him while playing a game, up until Bob lost his shit and flipped Chris off to his face and upset Chris for the rest of the day.

I've been following Chris for 5 years and this is the first I'm hearing about that story.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family. Cole's account doesn't count because he's a twat.

Bob may have been flawed but he was the one holding Chris from devolving into the demented monster he is now. Unlike Barb, he actually tried to get Chris on a decent track in life, albeit flawed.

 

[BobJones997]

I'd agree on you about the last part, but the only thing I can't really look past is the whole "leaving your family for some drunken hoarding whore" and if he was honestly the genius we all like to think of him as he would've actually listened to all the school teachers telling them Chris wasn't going to succeed in normal classes.

I'll admit I'm not 100% on the timeline of things, but are you sure Bob hooked up with Barb before he got divorced from his first wife, and not after? Either way, Bob royally fucked up sticking his dick in crazy.

WHOA, wait is that confirmed or one of those "its buried somewhere in the farms" type things? Doesnt seem too on character for Chris, a hit requires too much planning and actual logistics. Did he watch a gangster movie and go full impressionable autistic?

Funnily enough i dont think id put extreme violence past chris if he knew he would be able to get away with it.

Tbh, it was probably a kneejerk reaction from Chris similar to how he sent death threats to the trolls back in the day if they called him gay or did something else he didn't like. It's not completely out of character for him imo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This photo really makes me think of Bob. If he had beaten Chris and sent him to a home for tards, this photo wouldn't exist.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

WHOA, wait is that confirmed or one of those "its buried somewhere in the farms" type things? Doesnt seem too on character for Chris, a hit requires too much planning and actual logistics. Did he watch a gangster movie and go full impressionable autistic?

Funnily enough i dont think id put extreme violence past chris if he knew he would be able to get away with it.

Like, if id put the man in a pickle suit in chains in front of Chris im sure he'd go full sonichu kneecaping execution.

Null confirmed it:

He asked me to kill someone. I don't remember who, I apparently confuse Joshua Wise and Sockness because all these people are stupid irredeemable faggots. I don't know how "illegal everywhere in the world and always has been" has any ambiguity to it but okay.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1381#post-9662488