Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Pointless Sperg]

It's usually an older relative who's been a parent, an authority figure or in a position of trust

Yup, that's why we need to put Barb in jail for abusing Chris. He's going to be scarred for life because of what she did.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yup, that's why we need to put Barb in jail for abusing Chris. He's going to be scarred for life because of what she did.

Show us on the doll where she gave you Mc Donald's, Chris.

 

[A-№1]

Don't even give him food. He's fat enough, as it is. Just let him fend for himself

This.

It's never too late for Chris to be raised by wolves.

It's usually an older relative who's been a parent, an authority figure or in a position of trust (like a bigger sibling, uncle etc) to the younger one

Virginia didn't even have a category in their paperwork for Chris "healing" Barb.

The social taboo exists

because the village / tribe / troop of monkeys doesn't want to be burdened with the double retard babies of incest.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's never too late for Chris to be raised by wolves.

It's never too late for him to get eaten by them either.

 

[A-№1]

It's never too late for him to get eaten by them either.

We should get someone to document that. It could be the first time in natural history when wolves fight over a carcass about who has to eat first instead of who gets to eat first.

Swift Claws: "Go ahead White Fang. Dig in. The intestines are your treat this time."
White Fang: "No my brother Swift Claws. It is your turn to eat the intestines."

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Virginia didn't even have a category in their paperwork for Chris "healing" Barb.

as a "daughter"?
or did i miss some new hotness?
[hi all. missed you.]

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Having read the letter, I'm very curious that if the Jail provided a Message Bible instead of a King James, would we have had a more coherent letter?
It really makes me wonder what we'd get if all Chris had to read was Shakespeare.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It really makes me wonder what we'd get if all Chris had to read was Shakespeare.

even more "thee, thy, thou..."

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

as a "daughter"?
or did i miss some new hotness?
[hi all. missed you.]

On the website it had the charge as incest with a child, because incesting one's mum wasn't an option in the system.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

We should get someone to document that. It could be the first time in natural history when wolves fight over a carcass about who has to eat first instead of who gets to eat first.

Swift Claws: "Go ahead White Fang. Dig in. The intestines are your treat this time."
White Fang: "No my brother Swift Claws. It is your turn to eat the intestines."

One day, a pack of wolves (Graypaw, Half-Ear, Scar, Broken Fang and She) found "bad meat" in the forest.

The wolves had long debated whether it was a good idea to eat them. She said that their young wolf cubs could poison with this meat. Scar said it looked worse than his face after chatting with a bear. Half Ear emphasized that his sense of smell is good and it just stinks. Gray Paw, being the leader, acknowledged their arguments and ordered a retreat from "evil meat".

However, the lone wolf - called the Chainsaw - tempted and tasted "bad meat". After eating he was totally crazy, he started running around the forest like a moron, drawing with his urine what he called "Soniwolfchu" and at the end he tried to rape the dead duck with his painful and unnaturally bent penis.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

On the website it had the charge as incest with a child, because incesting one's mum wasn't an option in the system.

'How we should register this shit in Da Systeme?'
' No idea, we didn't have anything so fucked up lik this horrorshow. Even serial rapists and Cronenberg are vomiting after reading about this shit'

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

However, the lone wolf - called the Chainsaw - tempted and tasted "bad meat". After eating he was totally crazy, he started running around the forest like a moron, drawing with his urine what he called "Soniwolfchu" and at the end he tried to rape the dead duck with his painful and unnaturally bent penis.

Fucking hell that made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[orourkeda]

This isnt entirely surprising but it is too late and the attempt is likely to be in vain.

 

[A-№1]

as a "daughter"?
or did i miss some new hotness?

I wouldn't call it hotness.

Almost all incest cases are older relatives getting busted for fucking younger, usually minor, relatives. They usually don't bother to prosecute consenting adult relatives getting it on, because that's basically Red Shoe Diaries: Charlottesville Edition (Virginia is for lovers, after all).

Nobody (except for Chris) fucks their sawdust dry octogenarian, potentially demented, mothers¹, so there wasn't even a checkbox for it on the arrest paperwork.

at the end he tried to rape the dead duck with his painful and unnaturally bent penis.

Google 'baculum'. The more you know.

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¹ Barbells doubtless inbound.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

as a "daughter"?
or did i miss some new hotness?
[hi all. missed you.]

On the website it had the charge as incest with a child, because incesting one's mum wasn't an option in the system.

When I examined it I came to the conclusion that it's just a character limit in the system. The antiquated booking system that Virginia uses just didn't have enough room to list the whole set of circumstances for that particular charge, so they summarized it in the way that represented 99% of cases.

For instance in the Snyder case Barb was charged with ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON, and FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL. Every single charge in the system that has a long description includes lots of abbreviations, seemingly in an attempt to make it fit in a field of limited size.

My best guess is that there's a 31 or 32 character limit (nice power of 2 for a very old database system that dates back decades, depending on if it has to end in a null character or not).

EDIT: What I mean is that the arresting party doesn't enter the name of the charge. They enter the code that is violated. The text information is attached to the code, so it always shows up the same.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Google 'baculum'. The more you know.

There was a teacher in my secondary school who had one and used it as a pointer, the reaction he got out of kids he got when he told them what it is was priceless.

My best guess is that there's a 31 or 32 character limit (nice power of 2 for a very old database system that dates back decades, depending on if it has to end in a null character or not).

Yea I looked that up when the charges got released, apparently it is a system limitation and some of the more weirder crimes are not included to save space on the system and are manually entered later on a different system or something like that.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yup, that's why we need to put Barb in jail for abusing Chris. He's going to be scarred for life because of what she did.

She is the root cause as to why Chris is Chris. They share the same type of personalities/traits. If Barb had the inclination to make Chris a normal, more productive member of society, she wouldn't be in the situation she is now. In a different scenario, you'd put a drug dealer behind bars for making a person the addict.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Has anyone consulted @Brad Watson_Miami about Chris being Jesus too? I'm sure Brad would be interested in knowing there is an imposter attempting to depose him as the True(4) & Honest Messiah(7).

Is Chrissy the Antichrist?

Anyone can claim to be Jesus reincarnated. What have they been doing the last 2,000 years? I thoroughly document where my eternal soul was during this period and before Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein; see the 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and in the attachment below.

Chris is a false Messiah. Donald Trump = 666; he's America's current Antichrist. Vladimir Lenin, uh, Putin is the world's Antichrist.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Has anyone consulted @Brad Watson_Miami about Chris being Jesus too? I'm sure Brad would be interested in knowing there is an imposter attempting to depose him as the True(4) & Honest Messiah(7).

Is Chrissy the Antichrist?

You fucking jinxed it. Now he poisoned this thread with his convoluted wordsalad.

 

[A-№1]

Anyone can claim to be Jesus reincarnated.

Obviously.

Which is odd, because Jesus himself did not preach reincarnation. Quite the opposite, actually.

I thoroughly document where my eternal soul was during this period and before Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein;

So you say.

see the 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and in the attachment below.

Chris is a false Messiah. Donald Trump = 666; he's America's current Antichrist. Vladimir Lenin, uh, Putin is the world's Antichrist.

There's a danger in taking TV news too seriously.


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