May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[FamicomGorby]

i wonder if chris is trying to slowly recollect all his toys and games seeing as the stuff he had in his room is either still there or has been thrown out. i will say i am kind of surprised nobody has directly approached him but have instead taken to just taking pictures from far away. which i guess is a good thing in the long run but it is kind of hard to confirm if this is actually chris or some imposter.

Seriously, how the fuck has no one that's spotted Chris not confronted him yet on video?

 

[Elaine Benes]

I wish people would stop with that, we know a lot about Chris but nowhere near the same level of detail as some genuine historical figures - He might be the most well documented tard of the 21st century (so far) hell he might be one of the most well documented mentally challenged people publicly but he is far from the most documented person in history.

THANK you. Queen Victoria wrote a diary every day for 60+ years for Godbear's sake.

 

[Ophelia]

Doubtful, the instant an arrest isade they cut that off, and there isnt a back pay, the money is just gone

Go read the FAQ.

I think he just got medicated enough to reduce his impulses to a somewhat managable tard level.

It’s not like he threw tantrums every single time he went out back before the barbening.

 

['Ole Dente]

Imagine if the system manged to tard wrangle or medicate the last twenty years out of him him, back into being "good ol Chris Chan", before the internet got him?

We’ve seen enough from cows to know that they almost never change, but….I have to admit it, kiwibros…..there’s always a brighter side to me that hopes for redemption and improvement. I’ve seen some guys really come back from the brink and I’ll support 100%, every time.

Unless they’re pedophiles, you can’t help those people, they need to be shot like wounded deer need to be shot. For public safety.

 

[Yae]

wtf it feels crazy looking at those images. I have actually gone to that exact game store multiple times.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Unless they’re pedophiles, you can’t help those people, they need to be shot like wounded deer need to be shot. For public safety.

Fucking your demented grandma/mom is almost as bad

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

i wonder if chris is trying to slowly recollect all his toys and games seeing as the stuff he had in his room is either still there or has been thrown out.

It won't be possible in the group home. He only has a very tiny area for personal belongings. Even if he has his own room they don't allow you to accumulate a hoard, he will only be allowed a handful of toys and if he breaks the rule they'll throw them out. Usually you can have as much clothes can fit in your closet/wardrobe and whatever knick-knacks fit on your small shelf or tuperware container under your bed. They're pretty strict about that as far as I know.

 

['Ole Dente]

Fucking your demented grandma/mom is almost as bad

I’m not gunna defend that. Just saying, it’s a good morning when I found out one of our little retards is living a little better and not being so retarded.

 

[GypsyBard]

Ok so now a summary of what we have learned
-chris is in a group home
-chris bought a flash drive
-chris is able to go out

From this a few questions arise along with a few answers.
-we indeed know where Chris is staying now
-the flash drive he bought at Walmart tells us Chris has some access to a computer.
-Chris is able to go out and roam freely

So now the real question
-Why hasn't Chris appeared online at all?
Even under a alt
-did Chris finally learn his lesson about interaction online?
-him buying art supplies at Walmart would suggest he is still doing the sonichu comic in some capacity. So is he sharing it with anyone?
-Chris has been out of jail for some time so how long has he actually been roaming around unnoticed?

 

[Aegeus]

Everyone saying the people look too weird or mutated to be real has never spent enough time in a game store.

I can confirm. I'm a giant board game nerd and would stop at my LGS after work, dressed in smart white collar business attire, and nearly everyone else in the store was the worst stereotype of nerd: fat, acne, dirty, stained cheap clothes, bags of junk food piled all around them, etc.

The reviews for the shop are already getting shit posted by weens

Go read the FAQ.

It's insane to know that Chris' SSDI has been piling up. So with his 1300 a month in welfare money * 18 months = Chris now has ~23400 sitting in his bank account. Raping his mom was the smartest thing Chris ever did from a financial perspective.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Ok so now a summary of what we have learned
-chris is in a group home
-chris bought a flash drive
-chris is able to go out

From this a few questions arise along with a few answers.
-we indeed know where Chris is staying now
-the flash drive he bought at Walmart tells us Chris has some access to a computer.
-Chris is able to go out and roam freely

So now the real question
-Why hasn't Chris appeared online at all?
Even under a alt
-did Chris finally learn his lesson about interaction online?
-him buying art supplies at Walmart would suggest he is still doing the sonichu comic in some capacity.
-Chris has been out of jail for some time so how long has he actually been roaming around unnoticed?

Maybe the lawyer or a condition to be released from jail is stay away from Internet.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

-chris is in a group home
-chris bought a flash drive
-chris is able to go out

FBI: "We're going to need to search that laptop". How stupidcan court's be?

I can confirm. I'm a giant board game nerd and would stop at my LGS after work, dressed in smart white collar business attire, and nearly everyone else in the store was the worst stereotype of nerd: fat, acne, dirty, stained cheap clothes, bags of junk food piled all around them, etc.

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It's insane to know that Chris' SSDI has been piling up. So with his 1300 a month in welfare money * 18 months = Chris now has ~23400 sitting in his bank account. Raping his mom was the smartest thing Chris ever did from a financial perspective.

Chris getting kicked out after the place is inundated with inappropriate phone calls in...5,4,3,2. This is too rich. I hope we get a tard rage of epic proportions.

 

[Jobama]

It’s only a matter of time before some ween records themselves calling Chris a motherfucker in public to fuck with him. Most of the irl interactions people used to have with Chris were just taking pictures from a distance or asking for a photo but now I’m sure people will be a lot more vindictive. I’m sure someone is already planning on tracking down Chris just to fuck with him.

 

[Exortism]

Chris getting kicked out after the place is inundated with inappropriate phone calls in...5,4,3,2. This is too rich. I hope we get a tard rage of epic proportions.

I personally feel like doing that at this point would be a little premature. If people really feel the need to bombard a place because chris visits it they should wait until more information about his situation comes forward.

 

[Ophelia]

-did Chris finally learn his lesson about interaction online?

More likely the home won’t let him and/or his keepers have told him to stay off at least until after the August hearing.

Chris getting kicked out after the place is inundated with inappropriate phone calls in...5,4,3,2. This is too rich. I hope we get a tard rage of epic proportions.

This would be horrible. Keeping Chris contained is in everyone’s best interest.

If people really feel the need to bombard a place because chris visits it they should wait until more information about his situation comes forward

Weens aren’t known for their intelligence.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Edit: nevermind

 

[Terrorist]

Chris roaming relatively free is understandable when you consider that the staff of his tard home is some mixture of:

1. Overworked, underfunded angels who have to deal with toddlers in 300 lb gorilla bodies punching holes in walls all day
2. Lazy incompetent niggers trying to scam the most dollars out of the system possible in exchange for the absolute bare minimum of care (that is, if they aren't canny enough to organize bumfights)

Should Chris have a minder when he's out and about? Probably. But if the staff can get the lower-maintenance ones out of their hair for a couple hours, risking most likely nothing but the mild annoyance of the general public, they will.

 

[Barley]

It’s only a matter of time before some ween records themselves calling Chris a motherfucker in public to fuck with him. Most of the irl interactions people used to have with Chris were just taking pictures from a distance or asking for a photo but now I’m sure people will be a lot more vindictive. I’m sure someone is already planning on tracking down Chris just to fuck with him.

Oh no, the poor mother rapist.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I personally feel like doing that at this point would be a little premature. If people really feel the need to bombard a place because chris visits it they should wait until more information about his situation comes forward.

I think someone who fucks their mother deserves to have everyone around them at all times know that they're the guy who fucked/potentially raped their elderly mother.

Chris deserves to have this happen to him everytime he steps outside

 

[Exortism]

I think someone who fucks their mother deserves to have everyone around them at all times know that they're the guy who fucked/potentially raped their elderly mother.

Chris deserves to have this happen to him everytime he steps outside

I'm not disagreeing with that, I'm simply arguing if it's even remotely ethical to spam call a business and review bomb them just for having him in the store. We don't know if this is his new stomping ground yet and until more information comes out we shouldn't be even remotely justifying this.