May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Just to offer my two cents about his hair improvement, and lack of five o' clock shadow-

Chris was never seriously on real estrogen, at most he had dabbled before. Most likely he got prescribed actual HRT while in jail/the mental hospital, which can to some extent reverse a man's receding hairline and thin out their facial hair. I discussed it recently in regards to DSP, who has not had significant hairline loss in the past few years most likely because he plummeted his test in the last few years with drinking and inactivity. It's also why his facial hair is thinning and falling out.

My guess is, Chris is most definitely on real HRT now which is why his hair is looking less like dog shit. Also, they make you take regular showers, which can't hurt.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

There was a thread on another forum that showed home much of those "Sonic Sez" segments went right over Chris' head.

Seems all he really learned is "Watch, and you can win!" from them.


Overall they were arguably a saner time.

I mean i just counted how many went over his head lol. Mostly the ones that have to do with empathy or kindness or anything like that, because Chris is genuinely incapable of learning from those segments.

I'd love to know what his response was when watching those episodes. Did he just zone out for them? Were they gibberish to him?

He's been forced to take showers and no shitty hair dye.

I think he got it from Bob or church or something like that. Although I wouldn't question your theory about him only associating it with the bad guys. Come to think about it it would explain who he trusts and doesn't.

I thought I recalled Chris literally quoting the tobacco or alcohol one, but I guess I'm wrong. His hatred of tobacco seems to be health related.

Still, those kind of things are planted subconsciously early on and then you make up excuses to justify them. I firmly believe Chris got his hatred of tobacco and alcohol from Sonic Says, because for 1) his rants against them seemed more cartoonish and nonsensical than, say, his hatred of homos, and 2) as I said he associated them with the villains and it was easy for his auts brain to connect "alcohol + bad person."

 

[Rungle]

Thank god.
Now it will be in due time if he tells us if crystal gets out of the mirror or if the 7 sonichu balls will be collected.

 

[Caesare]

Oh, he looks like they gave him the good drugs on his little vacay. Looks like they suppress his appetite, too.

Suppress his appetite, yeah maybe, but there's nothing pleasant about the drugs they're allegedly giving him.

Unless of course by good you meant potent, in which case, yeah, most likely.

Ok, one thing that has me in a state of confuzzlement is whether there is some meaning to him being transferred back to CVRJ instead of just left in whatever loony bin he was in.

It was likely never meant to be a permanent arrangement or anything long term. He might have been severely depressed, stopped eating or acted out, so they sent him there to get his mood stabilized and then once it was, they sent his retarded ass right back to the pokey.

My guess is, Chris is most definitely on real HRT now which is why his hair is looking less like dog shit.

Lol, they're not giving him HRT in jail. Gtfo of here with that silliness.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I'm shitty at photoshop and shittier at memes, but I'd really like to do something with this even if it is a ripoff of another meme.

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"When you eat da Barbussy"
"But you can´t use the autism card to escape this time"

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I am late to this thread but I love how miserable this mother raper looks now in his new mugshot.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

I'll be really pissed if Chris is actually on HRT. Gender Dysphoria is a real thing and there are people out there struggling to get help for their legitimate problems.

Meanwhile the State of Virginia is prescribing HRT to a fat loser pretending to be a woman so he can get laid by lesbians.

Edit: the keyword here was if. I'm not making a definitive statement. I'm saying IF the State of Virginia prescribed Chris HRT I'd be pissed.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I mean i just counted how many went over his head lol. Mostly the ones that have to do with empathy or kindness or anything like that, because Chris is genuinely incapable of learning from those segments.

I'd love to know what his response was when watching those episodes. Did he just zone out for them? Were they gibberish to him?



I thought I recalled Chris literally quoting the tobacco or alcohol one, but I guess I'm wrong. His hatred of tobacco seems to be health related.

Still, those kind of things are planted subconsciously early on and then you make up excuses to justify them. I firmly believe Chris got his hatred of tobacco and alcohol from Sonic Says, because for 1) his rants against them seemed more cartoonish and nonsensical than, say, his hatred of homos, and 2) as I said he associated them with the villains and it was easy for his auts brain to connect "alcohol + bad person."

I'll admit I'm no Christorian so he might have quoted it word for word. But in regards to him sounded more cartoony I think it's since he's more parroting what he heard as a child than specifically sonic.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'd love to know what his response was when watching those episodes. Did he just zone out for them? Were they gibberish to him?

Maybe Chris has a better sense of morality before years of hoard and Borb?

Or he didn't really care and just parroted what he heard to win the sweepstakes?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Careful with AI upscaling in general. AI can't pull the missing data out of thin air. Information that's not there is not there. It basically just adds stuff It saw on similar pictures and thinks would go well there by mere statistical probabilities. If that's how actually stuff looked like in that particular instance is anyone's guess though. It's basically all made up by the AI.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Maybe Chris has a better sense of morality before years of hoard and Borb?

Or he didn't really care and just parroted what he heard to win the sweepstakes?

Come to think of it he was probably too occupied with the contest clues than with the actual episode.

 

[The Grimace]

It's possible he's drugged up, but it's also possible just prison life in general has made him eventually knock off the dimensional merge larping because he finally realized it hasn't helped.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

I'll admit I'm no Christorian so he might have quoted it word for word. But in regards to him sounded more cartoony I think it's since he's more parroting what he heard as a child than specifically sonic.

I said he didn't quote it word for word. I thought he did.

When i say his rants against tobacco and alcohol are more cartoonish, i mean shit like "i want to send all tobacky on a rocket to the moon."

That is something you'd expect to see in a cartoon plot, and the fact that Chris defaults to such cartoonish extremes when he thinks of tobacco/alcohol is a pretty strong indicator that tobacco/alcohol are inseperably linked with childhood cartoons in Chris's mind. Otherwise the association would most likely not be there.

Maybe Chris has a better sense of morality before years of hoard and Borb?

Or he didn't really care and just parroted what he heard to win the sweepstakes?

That isn't how Chris works. His lack of morality isn't due to his parents. It's his brain literally being incapable of comprehending "sharing is good" or "everyone is special in their own way."

People can tell Chris these moral lessons all they want, and have done for decades, but he doesn't learn. Not because of his environment or past or any other external factor, but because his brain is incapable of it.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

It's possible he's drugged up, but it's also possible just prison life in general has made him eventually knock off the dimensional merge larping because he finally realized it hasn't helped.

Judging that hollow look of the new mugshot...it´s plausible that they drugged his ass with a lot of stuff...I´m really curious about what they used...

Well, the "help" technically arrived pretty late, plus, if they just fill him with meds for stay quiet and they prepared him for the judge, welll...we have the same old Chris as before, but with the brain a little bit more messed up

 

[The Grimace]

Just to offer my two cents about his hair improvement, and lack of five o' clock shadow-

Chris was never seriously on real estrogen, at most he had dabbled before. Most likely he got prescribed actual HRT while in jail/the mental hospital, which can to some extent reverse a man's receding hairline and thin out their facial hair. I discussed it recently in regards to DSP, who has not had significant hairline loss in the past few years most likely because he plummeted his test in the last few years with drinking and inactivity. It's also why his facial hair is thinning and falling out.

My guess is, Chris is most definitely on real HRT now which is why his hair is looking less like dog shit. Also, they make you take regular showers, which can't hurt.

I don't think HRT would actually get rid of the 5 o'clock shadow, it's not magic.

 

[cum4me]

I'll be really pissed if Chris is actually on HRT. Gender Dysphoria is a real thing and there are people out there struggling to get help for their legitimate problems.

Ya its called pimozide but everybody would rather validate peoples strange gender fetish than prescribe it

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Careful with AI upscaling in general. AI can't pull the missing data out of thin air. Information that's not there is not there. It basically just adds stuff It saw on similar pictures and thinks would go well there by mere statistical probabilities. If that's how actually stuff looked like in that particular instance is anyone's guess though. It's basically all made up by the AI.

So he still has facial hair? Because on the original mugshot you can still see some of it on his chin and under his nose.

It's possible he's drugged up, but it's also possible just prison life in general has made him eventually knock off the dimensional merge larping because he finally realized it hasn't helped.

Come to think of it, maybe prison staff didn't try to intervene into his delusions, because they kept him docile and easy to work with. Remember how he said he was going home, but in reality was transfered to the looney bin? Same here, but in the mental ward their job is to fix those things, so they probably didn't have any of it. Perhaps their intervention made Chris to snap out of it and realize that he is in a deep shit and even if he won't spent any more time in jail, he is not going to see Barb ever again and everyone hates him.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
EDIT: Replaced it with a version that has improved colors.
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Spoiler: Original for comparison

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I'm hoping Michael Keaton gets a cameo in this upcoming Beetlejuice prequel

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

It would bring me joy if his dick was chopped off in the name of trooning out, but that's wishful thinking. The likely occurrence is he's losing hair because he's dropping weight and/or stress.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

People can tell Chris these moral lessons all they want, and have done for decades, but he doesn't learn.

The old commercial says all you have to do is write summaries of the "Sonic Sez" messages and mail them in.

So Chris must've been like "hmm yeah don't litter" or "uh stealing is bad" and just wrote it down without really thinking about it.

Also if Chris' submission to the sweepstakes was somehow saved, it could be the "Holy Relic of Fail"...