May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Bunny Tracks]

Guys, I don't want to laugh about this.

Chris looks terrible.

I know I'm being a dweeb but this is really fucking heartbreaking.

Dude, he raped his mom.

Fuck him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He’s looked like this before. Again, not getting my hopes up. Even professionals have difficulty making diagnoses with mere photos.

Yes, it's that weird autistic stare that autistic people get where they look sick. He looked similar when he took that photo with those Asians. It would be hilarious of they had given him a buzz cut and told him they scheduled a surgery to cut off his moobs right as they were taking that photo. . All of that salty milk would have given us the runs.

 

[Alcalino9000]

An artist's rendition will have to do

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Look How Tired He Is, Redux (2022)

time to recharge my nightmares

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

That new photo is priceless. That’s the face of a man who realizes he’s lost everything in life and only has a bleak, hollow existence to look forward to.

Guys, I don't want to laugh about this.

Chris looks terrible.

I know I'm being a dweeb but this is really fucking heartbreaking.

He's a damned man. No way he's recovering from this, he ended his love quest with his mother and now faces an existence worse than death.

 

[S2np6i]

Mugshot looks like reality hit him hard

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

nothing is going to be more depressing then when he gets out of jail and goes right bacl to the same old shit. well all remember this image and think 'he almost got the lesson.' seflish fuck is like a neuttered dog. he just doesnt gt it.

You can teach and dog new tricks, but you CAN teach an old dog to turn tricks, which Chris will have to do to survive once he's paroled. Once he's off probation, he'll be back to the same tinfoil hat garbage, which will prompt him to turn even more tricks to buy a 15 year old boy a trip to Japan.

 

[Penis]

These new pictures raise a few compelling questions, namely when was the last time he slept.
Was he being medicated while at the other facility, or just receiving counseling?
IF he was being medicated, did he take the medication willingly or did he hide it/ spit it out after it was given?
and most tantalizingly, is he still absolutely batshit insane?

 

[Glowie]

Now that he's back at jail, does this mean MORE prison letters?

 

[themarchivist2]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
EDIT: Replaced it with a version that has improved colors.

Spoiler: Original for comparison

 

[John Furrman]

time to recharge my nightmares

Then I have created Art

 

[TrippinKahlua]

His eye sockets look real hollow. Are we sure he isn’t into fentanyl or any kind of drug that would pass through prison?

 

[purpleflurp]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
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That AI upscale is the closest Chris will ever get to being a woman.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
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This makes Chris look like keffals lmao

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Now that he's back at jail, does this mean MORE prison letters?

Inshallah.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

He looks like he’s on all the Seroquel in the tri-county area.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"I'm sorry, Chis, but Mobius has no place for people like you. You touched you mother in a place and in a way that makes people uncomfortable and...

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Yes, it's that weird autistic stare that autistic people get where they look sick. He looked similar when he took that photo with those Asians.

Part of me wants more context for this statement. The other part of me likes to imagine that Chris is just horrifically disgusted by Asians.

 

[Glowie]

Here's the best I could do with a combination of AI and manual editing. Think it looks better than the previous upscale, at least.
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Those raccoon eyes. Chris either hasn't slept or his cardiovascular system sucks shit.
He looks crazier than before. I expect full blown psychotic rants.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

His face looks beat to shit but I wonder what he's been doing with his hair, it actually looks nicer than its ever looked.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

His hair doesn't look half bad compared to a lot of other long-haired dudes at 40. Still pretty thick, doesn't seem to have greyed much. A stylist could get somewhere with that, no foolin.

I wonder if he was horrible at dying his hair and kept fucking it up? That's probably why it looks so much more full now.

"I'm sorry, Chis, but Mobius has no place for people like you. You touched you mother in a place and in a way that makes people uncomfortable and...

This sent me to "all sonic says" and literally the first one is "don't call 911 if you're surrounded by 3 people trying to murder you." The 90s were a different time.