Yep. 2000 calories a day of balanced meals of varying quality with maybe a snack or two from the commissary. No fast food or Hungry Man's to stuff his face with. Its the healthiest he's eaten in over 20 years.
Last time he was that thin was when he started ballooning out after Manchester.
I was irrationally pissed that he buttoned his shirt wrong in the first picture. He can’t do anything fucking right.
It's really weird. His chin is less prominate, but his double chin is reduced. I have no idea what would cause that in an individual. He's full sack of potatoes face now.
Maybe it's a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome thing?
IDK, I'd lean towards a shitty prison diet and psych drugs myself.
Looks like the antipsychotics have kicked in and Chris crash landed back to planet earth, he is finally aware of what is actually happening to him and what he did. I’ve had some rude awakenings, but fuck man.
He now knows that Man in the Pickle Suit was just that... a man in a pickle suit and not some evil entity.
So begins the wigger saga. He starts going to Ethan Ralph's sad BBQs.
The laziness angle I'll grant you, but part of what makes Chris such an enduring lolcow is his total inability to recognize when a behavior does nothing good and/or causes more trouble than it's worth. This failure to realize his own behavior causes his problems is what landed him in hot water. Lack of success is not a deterrent for this idiot.
Should've painted them blue.
It wasn't buttoned wrong. These shirts aren't made for the stripes to line up, the crooked lines make them stand out more in case of an escape.
