May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

So Chris has returned to the jail. I wonder will he even write letters again? If so it's gonna be very interesting to see these new letters after his stint in a mental hospital. That is if we get any letters at all. Call me a cynic but it is a possibility that Chris won't write any more letters, But then again it is Chris. You think him larping as Jesus Christ was the thing that got him in the Funny farm to begin with? Cause that's what I'm thinking.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yes, it's that weird autistic stare that autistic people get where they look sick. He looked similar when he took that photo with those Asians. It would be hilarious of they had given him a buzz cut and told him they scheduled a surgery to cut off his moobs right as they were taking that photo. 🤣 . All of salty milk would have given us the runs.
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Does anyone have this photo? I don't think I saw it, but it sounds hilarious.
 
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Dr. John H. Watson said:
While the general impression here is that Chris sperged about hedgehogs/tardraged at the February hearing, I think what happened was more mundane.

I suspect the prosecutor was satisfied with six months time served and made an offer to release Chris at the February hearing in exchange for him agreeing to permanently stay away from 14BC and Barb. Before the February hearing, Heilberg does his job and makes certain that Chris understands the situation. He has Chris recite all the elements of the deal, emphasizes that the deal is all or nothing, and confirms that Chris knowingly agrees to everything. However, Chris is Chris. He focuses on the parts he likes, ignores the parts he doesn’t like, and lies to Heilberg about agreeing to the full deal.

On the day of the hearing, Chris unleashes his negotiation skills upon an unprepared court. “I accept the deal, but I don’t agree to mom and my home being taken away. Now set me free.” The court sends Chris off for a competency evaluation because misleading one's own lawyer is not a very competent thing to do. Chris was released relatively quickly from the hospital because their main task was to drill into Chris that he has to be completely forthcoming with his lawyer and leave the dealmaking to his counsel, and disabusing Chris of his godhood wasn't needed to achieve that.

A question for the lawyers: If the prosecutor wants an order keeping Chris away from 14BC and Barb, are there methods of doing that other than as part of a plea deal or part of sentencing after a guilty verdict? If not, I suspect Chris will reject all plea deals and force a trial. To Chris, Barb is mom and 14BC is home, and no amount of cajoling, threating, medication, or tard-wrangling will result in Chris willingly giving up either. While I think that Chris desperately wants to be freed, I also think Chris sees little purpose to freedom if it does not include the ability to return to life as he knew it for the past forty years.
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To Chris, Barb is one thing

A boyfriend free girl who can't get away from him if they are in the same place unsupervised
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.
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We're officially getting closer and closer to this ending:

 
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My best guess on the situation is that the hospital thinks it's done its job, but Chris' status will probably not be up for review until the July hearing. I doubt they will move it up, but I could be wrong.

Dr. John H. Watson said:
While the general impression here is that Chris sperged about hedgehogs/tardraged at the February hearing, I think what happened was more mundane.

I suspect the prosecutor was satisfied with six months time served and made an offer to release Chris at the February hearing in exchange for him agreeing to permanently stay away from 14BC and Barb. Before the February hearing, Heilberg does his job and makes certain that Chris understands the situation. He has Chris recite all the elements of the deal, emphasizes that the deal is all or nothing, and confirms that Chris knowingly agrees to everything. However, Chris is Chris. He focuses on the parts he likes, ignores the parts he doesn’t like, and lies to Heilberg about agreeing to the full deal.

On the day of the hearing, Chris unleashes his negotiation skills upon an unprepared court. “I accept the deal, but I don’t agree to mom and my home being taken away. Now set me free.” The court sends Chris off for a competency evaluation because misleading one's own lawyer is not a very competent thing to do. Chris was released relatively quickly from the hospital because their main task was to drill into Chris that he has to be completely forthcoming with his lawyer and leave the dealmaking to his counsel, and disabusing Chris of his godhood wasn't needed to achieve that.

A question for the lawyers: If the prosecutor wants an order keeping Chris away from 14BC and Barb, are there methods of doing that other than as part of a plea deal or part of sentencing after a guilty verdict? If not, I suspect Chris will reject all plea deals and force a trial. To Chris, Barb is mom and 14BC is home, and no amount of cajoling, threating, medication, or tard-wrangling will result in Chris willingly giving up either. While I think that Chris desperately wants to be freed, I also think Chris sees little purpose to freedom if it does not include the ability to return to life as he knew it for the past forty years.
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This is a very interesting hypothesis. It's definitely possible.

Regarding keeping Chris away from 14BC, that would be part of a misdemeanor plea agreement but it would not be enforceable. The issue is that he's already going to have served an entire year, so they can't really force him to behave with the penalty being a suspended sentence beyond 3 days assuming he's released the day of his next hearing.

A plea agreement with something enforceable would require a felony conviction.

Barb and Barb's family could still get a restraining/no contact order, depending on who is in charge of Barb's affairs right now.

EDIT: Another option would be a deferred disposition agreement, where he could be required to stay away from 14BC and Barb for up to 10 years, in exchange for not being convicted of a felony. Recent legislation in Virginia allows for this for mentally ill/autistic people like Chris. However this would still have to happen in Circuit Court, not J&DR, as they'd be the only court that would be allowed to issue the deferred verdict at a felony level.

AnOminous said:
Ok, one thing that has me in a state of confuzzlement is whether there is some meaning to him being transferred back to CVRJ instead of just left in whatever loony bin he was in.

Any ideas? I don't have any obviously or I'd have offered one, as stupid as it would have been.
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They're done with whatever they set out to do. Further treatment can happen at the jail now (probably just a regimen of meds and occasional consultation with psychiatrist)

Ophelia said:
Regarding his hair, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had never used a good shampoo in his life, let alone conditioner.
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He used AXE shampoo in the past.

Cr1tiko said:
Looks like the antipsychotics have kicked in and Chris crash landed back to planet earth, he is finally aware of what is actually happening to him and what he did. I’ve had some rude awakenings, but fuck man.
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Imagine living in your happy fantasy world and suddenly having to face the reality of all the horrible things you've done. =(

LoveYouLongTime said:
Wooooow, he actually looks like reality hit him hard. Anyone who understands this process, can he be denied letters or writing them if it hinders his improvement? His stint in the mental facility could cause him to regress if people resume pandering to his fantasies.
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My best guess is that he will be allowed letters again. I bet he'd be really happy to hear from Kim Wilson!
 
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Rate me optimistic, but I like to think that maybe, somehow, someone with a lot of learning and patience (and pharmaceuticals) got through to him at the medical facility and ripped him out of his retarded makebelief fantasy world cope - and now he fully realizes where he's at; Thus the pouty mugshot.
 
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