May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

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AnOminous said:
He doesn't believe that shit enough actually to bash his brains out trying to walk through walls. He isn't that nuts. Also just the ability to fake normalcy well enough not to be in a loony bin is itself some evidence that you may be nuts but are probably not an immediate threat to yourself or others.

I guess the question is what now?
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The shrinks at western State aren't there to crush these delusions out of Chris's head. Society has come a long way since the days where just the slightest abnormal behavior past a certain age would get you locked up in a nuthouse to either be cured or kept away from decent normal folk.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
I guess they managed to unfuck him enough to stand trial, but what happens if he refucks himself again before July?
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If whatever occurred to get him sent to the hospital happens again, he'll likely end up right back there. As for the case, I doubt it will matter that much. Chris is a trashfire that people are willing to let burn in the corner until it becomes absolutely necessary to address it.
 
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SandyCat said:
Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't gone completely insane yet without all his toys and shit. Any more insane than he already is anyway
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His toys are what was keeping him crazy.
Thumb Butler said:
Sockness is probably wallapering his bedroom with the new photo already.
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He's probably hot-gluing multiple copies of it to his flophouse walls.
 
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I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

Thanks for all the awards folks! I think this is my most popular post ever.
 

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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.
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At least the literal motherfucker is suffering. Die, Chris, die and burn in Hell! You can see his misery in his face. It's finally sunk through to him that this isn't some stupid game and you don't just get to rape your senile mom and get off scot-free because you're autistic and you felt like it.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.
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holy shit he looks so different compared to July. That AI upscaled photo really shows the difference. I wonder if he has lost his appetite with the drugs they gave him.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.
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The face of a man who knows he fucked up for real this time. That, or some good ass psychotropic drugs.
 
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