May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[GypsyBard]

Now we just have to eagerly wait for a ween to send him a letter. Hopefully we can find out exactly where he's been and exactly what he's been up to.
Soon my brothers we only have to wait a little bit then our curiosity and patience will be rewarded.

 

[El Goblina]

It's finally sunk through to him that this isn't some stupid game.

The whole situation reminds me of the stages of grieving. The Jesus LARP is plainly Denial. This seems like Depression. I imagine the psych facility was good for dealing with Anger and Bargaining. Acceptance arc soon?

 

[Terrorist]

I like how he's consistently in horizontal stripes with buttons and a collar instead of the solid orange/beige scrubs most facilities seem to have nowadays. It's like poetry, it rhymes...

 

[thismanlies]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

I remember how Chris would describe his time riding the short bus with all the other “slow in the minds.” Chris looks like he just got off a short bus driven by the SCP Foundation.

Edit: Also is it just me or did they photoshop Chris’s arms out of his mug shot?

 

[NoonmanR]

So uh, you think this is just stress from coming back to prison, or does he finally realize that he's just lost his home and all of his worldly possessions?

 

[But I Digress]

To be honest she did give good advice like have Chris leave the internet or at least stop interacting with the internet through social media. Admit it if Chris stopped using the internet at that time or stop using social media and just faded into obscurity playing his video games would this entire forum still be around

Her advice was no better than Kacey telling Chris to eat salad and go running. It's all shit Chris never had any chance at actually doing successfully

 

[Dr. John H. Watson]

While the general impression here is that Chris sperged about hedgehogs/tardraged at the February hearing, I think what happened was more mundane.

I suspect the prosecutor was satisfied with six months time served and made an offer to release Chris at the February hearing in exchange for him agreeing to permanently stay away from 14BC and Barb. Before the February hearing, Heilberg does his job and makes certain that Chris understands the situation. He has Chris recite all the elements of the deal, emphasizes that the deal is all or nothing, and confirms that Chris knowingly agrees to everything. However, Chris is Chris. He focuses on the parts he likes, ignores the parts he doesn’t like, and lies to Heilberg about agreeing to the full deal.

On the day of the hearing, Chris unleashes his negotiation skills upon an unprepared court. “I accept the deal, but I don’t agree to mom and my home being taken away. Now set me free.” The court sends Chris off for a competency evaluation because misleading one's own lawyer is not a very competent thing to do. Chris was released relatively quickly from the hospital because their main task was to drill into Chris that he has to be completely forthcoming with his lawyer and leave the dealmaking to his counsel, and disabusing Chris of his godhood wasn't needed to achieve that.

A question for the lawyers: If the prosecutor wants an order keeping Chris away from 14BC and Barb, are there methods of doing that other than as part of a plea deal or part of sentencing after a guilty verdict? If not, I suspect Chris will reject all plea deals and force a trial. To Chris, Barb is mom and 14BC is home, and no amount of cajoling, threating, medication, or tard-wrangling will result in Chris willingly giving up either. While I think that Chris desperately wants to be freed, I also think Chris sees little purpose to freedom if it does not include the ability to return to life as he knew it for the past forty years.

 

[GypsyBard]

So uh, you think this is just stress from coming back to prison, or does he finally realize that he's just lost his home and all of his worldly possessions?

I guess is he realizes how screwed he is.
Maybe they explained to him that he lost his home and the reality of the situation is just hitting him. Maybe he realizes that most likely he will be homeless if he gets out. Maybe he realizes all of his possessions are gone.
We will have to wait until somebody sends him a letter.

Also I seem to remember in a letter while he was comparing himself to Jesus he mentioned his beard. So did they make him shave?

On a side note HEY MODS can we get a new thread seeing as he was transferred again back to jail

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I remember how Chris would describe his time riding the short bus with all the other “slow in the minds.” Chris looks like he just got off a short bus driven by the SCP Foundation.

Edit: Also is it just me or did they photoshop Chris’s arms out of his mug shot?

When I first saw the mugshot I thought they were taking mugshots with a Dutch angle for some reason and then straightening them out. The DO NOT COPY watermark enhances this effect. What's really happening is that Chris is wearing a white, long sleeved undershirt and the room is brightly lit, overexposing his arms. In letters he has said the jail is cold, but using his prayer rug as a blanket helped a lot.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

So uh, you think this is just stress from coming back to prison, or does he finally realize that he's just lost his home and all of his worldly possessions?

Possibly both. I could imagine he had more freedom and less stress at the mental hospital during his stay. And I agree Chris knows he's in the long run and won't be getting out soon. All his toys and home are a faraway that all he has now is a small jail cell and Bubba to keep him company.

 

[Ophelia]

So uh, you think this is just stress from coming back to prison

Jail. Important distinction.

or does he finally realize that he's just lost … all of his worldly possessions?

Has he?

Her advice was no better than Kacey telling Chris to eat salad and go running. It's all shit Chris never had any chance at actually doing successfully

Not without someone in person making him do it. Fucking blorb…

Maybe he realizes all of his possessions are gone.

Are they?

I only ask because people need to present evidence, otherwise nonsense gets spread everywhere.

We will have to wait until somebody sends him a letter.

Or maybe a call.

 

[thismanlies]

When I first saw the mugshot I thought they were taking mugshots with a Dutch angle for some reason and then straightening them out. The DO NOT COPY watermark enhances this effect. What's really happening is that Chris is wearing a white, long sleeved undershirt and the room is brightly lit, overexposing his arms. In letters he has said the jail is cold, but using his prayer rug as a blanket helped a lot.

And here I was thinking this was divine retribution for his blarms shenanigans.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Impossible: no weapons much less a tied ribbon can be allowed at the hospital.

He has fingernails.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He has fingernails.

But he's too narcissistic and the Idea Guys drilled into his head that suicide is against his species' beliefs

 

[El Goblina]

Thanks for the thread split, jannies. <3

 

[Creepuscular]

He’s looking more and more like Tommy Tooter.

 

[LazloChalos]

But he's too narcissistic and the Idea Guys drilled into his head that suicide is against his species' beliefs

They were discussing Chris attempting to give himself a vagina.

 

[Duke Nukem]

But he's too narcissistic and the Idea Guys drilled into his head that suicide is against his species' beliefs

He can't commit Chu-icide.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

On the plus side Chris looks good for his age now. I think his hair even got some of its brown color back, but on the downside if he ends up in big boy prison he could pass as a woman from behind to a thirsty inmate that hasn't been laid in years.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Looking sharp Chris!