May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[FamicomGorby]

When you think The Merge will save you but it's been 9 months and Sonichu hasn't busted you out yet.
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Chris got hard on the inside, man.

I'm guessing he was at the hospital for a mental evaluation and now that's done so he's back in jail. Since he's back I'm guessing they didn't think he was actually insane. I'm still thinking Heilberg will go for a plea deal. If remember right the maximum sentence for incest was about a year anyway so he'll probably just get him time served and be a registered sex offender.

 

[Penis]

I'm shitty at photoshop and shittier at memes, but I'd really like to do something with this even if it is a ripoff of another meme.

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That picture is so wild. The last we see of him is with a wicked smile as he is sent into the clutches of the justice system. Then, after 8 months, we get a glimpse, a sixtieth of a second of visual information to communicate the untold miseries he has gotten himself into as a result of his actions.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Reality is just now starting to set in

Nah, it's darkest before the dawn of the merge.

 

[Penis]

Just to offer my two cents about his hair improvement, and lack of five o' clock shadow-

Chris was never seriously on real estrogen, at most he had dabbled before. Most likely he got prescribed actual HRT while in jail/the mental hospital, which can to some extent reverse a man's receding hairline and thin out their facial hair. I discussed it recently in regards to DSP, who has not had significant hairline loss in the past few years most likely because he plummeted his test in the last few years with drinking and inactivity. It's also why his facial hair is thinning and falling out.

My guess is, Chris is most definitely on real HRT now which is why his hair is looking less like dog shit. Also, they make you take regular showers, which can't hurt.

He was only in the hospital for like, 2 months.

 

[Penis]

Chris and Bob went to a Korean Baptist church for a while.

This looks like a shitty weezer cover album art

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Lol, they're not giving him HRT in jail. Gtfo of here with that silliness.

a jail failing to give an inmate any medication prescribed by a doctor is a massive fucking deal.

"LOL" on it, but you'd see chris come out of this shitshow $250,000 richer.

 

[Nigor]

Also some other users here have pointed out that it looks like his right arm is not visible in the photograph at all, is it because of something that's fucked with the lighting or did they alter the image somehow?

Looks like hes wearing a white shirt with long sleeves under the prison shirt of fail and it got lost in the contrast

Hard to damage what little is there

Probably missed it a few times too

 

[Niggaplease]

I wonder will this be the chris chan redneck trailer trash arc after prison?

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I'll be really pissed if Chris is actually on HRT. Gender Dysphoria is a real thing and there are people out there struggling to get help for their legitimate problems.

Meanwhile the State of Virginia is prescribing HRT to a fat loser pretending to be a woman so he can get laid by lesbians.

Edit: the keyword here was if. I'm not making a definitive statement. I'm saying IF the State of Virginia prescribed Chris HRT I'd be pissed.

Sorry but all "gender dysphorics" are just perverts trying to fuck lesbians. Chris isn't unique here.

 

[Pruto]

They cut his arms off... and by the looks of it, they might've cut his legs off too... this is FUCKED!

The worst part? They are now mailing him limbless to Jaboc Sockness's house.

I think its over guys.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Sorry but all "gender dysphorics" are just perverts trying to fuck lesbians. Chris isn't unique here.

Not true!

Some just get off on the idea of being a woman:

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I'm just amazed he buttoned his shirt properly. His last photo the stripes didnt line up and it was making my OCD scream

I haven’t read through the entire thread yet, and I’m sure someone else already replied to you, but prison suits have mismatched stripes on purpose. It makes runaway criminals that break out easier to spot.

 

[Kosher Dill]

For everyone saying "Goddamn Look At Those Eyebags": he's had them for a long time and they have always been terrifyingly deep.

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I don't think it's any indication that he's been buck broken on an industrial scale.

 

[Ecto-1A]

With Chris' defeated look, I'll bet that his delusions are finally shattered. Mental facilities offer harsh treatments to break through one's psyche.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Most positive thing so far is that chris is probably getting the healtiest food he's ever eaten on a daily basis.

 

[Birthright]

I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.

That is the face of a man who's learning a lesson

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Most positive thing so far is that chris is probably getting the healtiest food he's ever eaten on a daily basis.

seems Chris' hair is in better shape because:

1: no rotten seaweed color from trying to dye it "Battery-Charged Blue"

2: lack of daily fast food and TV dinners means better nutrition

 

[Ophelia]

and be a registered sex offender.

That’s probably not going to happen.

That is the face of a man who's learning a lesson

That lesson being “Jails and hospitals are yucky and I don’t like them one bit.”

 

[WaveBreak]

The potential for this illness exists in all people and, under the right circumstances, any man or woman would be driven, like him, to the 'other side'.

The 'other side' perhaps may not be the best way to phrase it. After all, there is no wall between here and there. It lies on the borders where reality and unreality intersect. It is a place both close and distant.

Some say it isn't even an illness. I cannot agree with them. I'm a doctor, not a philosopher or even a psychiatrist.

But sometimes I have to ask myself this question. It's true that to us his imaginings are nothing but the inventions of a busy mind. But to him, there simply is no other reality. Furthermore he is happy there.

So why, I ask myself, why in thename of healing him must we drag him painfully into the world of our own reality?​

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because he fucked his mother and is a danger to society

 

[Blacked]

Oh boy, can’t wait for all the weens to flood Chris with more “ebin troll” letters