May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

Well this is a strange turn of fates. Chris back in the clink. As stated before guess he's sane enough.

As far as good or bad sign, I guess while I've followed Chris back when he was a 4chan meme. I feel weird like we all laughed up till he went on run he was gonna fuck up and die behind bars. No one expected this.

Hell, until null dropped the stuff I don't think any one did expect this.

I can't say I know much about courts or mental health system but from what little i do know it's definitely not a comfy or caring place. If this is good Chris is back or bad I can't figure.

But I do suspect weens will reach out and load his commissary. Maybe we will get a letter. I'm sure that will be best insights. For one thing I do not doubt he's lonely af and a box of ho hos is worth a letter.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Hell, until null dropped the stuff I don't think any one did expect this.
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This just goes to show it's entirely impossible to help this fucked up asshole. At the time he did this, he had nool putting more work into getting him to do less work to get almost free money for doing stuff he should have already been doing, so he could go fuck an actual female of legal age who appeared actually to be into him.

So what did he do instead? "Sun's down, time to drink my own piss fuck my own mom."
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
I'd be shocked if Chris ever had a heart attack. Hell, he hasn't even developed diabetes. I actually don't think Chris ate that much sugar. It seems like he preferred carbs and fatty foods to sweet sugary foods.
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Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on carbonated drinks and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior).[11] This was such that an entire page of the CWCki was partly dedicated to just how much Coca-Cola he drank over the span of two years.

Said article revealed that on many of the days between 6 March 2007 and 4 September 2009, Chris drank about 1.8 liters (over 3 pints) of Coke every day (assuming that none of it was drank by his equally obese parents), so he could gain points on My Coke Rewards. This represents a grotesque 195 grams (nearly 7 ounces) of sugar per day from Coke alone, representing almost 800 calories (1/3 of his daily calorie intake). To put that in perspective, Chris drank enough Coke to fill 10 oil barrels in order to get the amount of points he got.
Chris on a whole loves sugary foods and is probably the number one reason for his obesity. Salt is another issue with his health since a lot of the things he likes to eat, have salt in them. He seems to have a general idea of portions, as in he'll eat the same general set of food items, and sizes, routinely, verses starting to increase the amount of calories in. That keeps him from ballooning up like those people that need walls cut out of their homes.
 
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Lancelot said:
On the other hand it could be that chris's finances inherently limited him.
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It's mostly that he's just lazy. He had the means to go to the store, and even on a budget like his you can make more than rice and beans every day. He just didn't want to go to the effort of cleaning the kitchen and cooking. Maybe if, like some poor people who eat a lot of fast food, he worked all day he'd have an excuse beyond laziness, but if he did we probably wouldn't be here now.
 
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Maybe the psychiatric hospital erased some of the bat-shit insanity away. I’m sure having someone running around long term with “I’m better than you because I’m Jesus” wasn’t pleasant for anybody there. Can’t do that shit in the USA or you’ll eventually get tarred and feathered then run off by people with pitchforks and torches.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on carbonated drinks and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior).[11] This was such that an entire page of the CWCki was partly dedicated to just how much Coca-Cola he drank over the span of two years.

Said article revealed that on many of the days between 6 March 2007 and 4 September 2009, Chris drank about 1.8 liters (over 3 pints) of Coke every day (assuming that none of it was drank by his equally obese parents), so he could gain points on My Coke Rewards. This represents a grotesque 195 grams (nearly 7 ounces) of sugar per day from Coke alone, representing almost 800 calories (1/3 of his daily calorie intake). To put that in perspective, Chris drank enough Coke to fill 10 oil barrels in order to get the amount of points he got.
Chris on a whole loves sugary foods and is probably the number one reason for his obesity. Salt is another issue with his health since a lot of the things he likes to eat, have salt in them. He seems to have a general idea of portions, as in he'll eat the same general set of food items, and sizes, routinely, verses starting to increase the amount of calories in. That keeps him from ballooning up like those people that need walls cut out of their homes.
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If Chris is to be believed, then him developing kidney stones were true. Bullshit according to him they came out smooth. With that much, Chris should've developed type 2 diabetes at that point. Then again, 'moderation' isn't in Chris' vocabulary.
 
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SSRIs and SNRIs, which are handed out like candy these days, lower cellular zinc, and Chris was already high copper/low zinc (all autistics are, but estradiol makes it worse). Zinc dropping to only sort of low will cause increased appetite, as low zinc decreases serotonin synthesis and the victim will crave carbs to bring serotonin synthesis up temporarily. But zinc dropping even lower than that will at some point kill appetite, and is a quick and very unhealthy way to lose weight. I had the same thing happen to me on Effexor. Anyway, this is why these medications can cause increased or decreased appetite. It's not surprising that Chris looks both lighter and miserable if they had him on those drugs, which they probably did.
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Chris has been on Paxil for many, many years.
Would not shock me in the slightest if they put him on antipsychotics though.
 
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I'm shitty at photoshop and shittier at memes, but I'd really like to do something with this even if it is a ripoff of another meme.

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Top picture:
"Hmm... They may think they have me on board for the prisoning... But I've seen enough adult swim to know an insanity plea is all it takes to come out on top!"
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"... I think I might be going to prison."
 
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Son of Liberty said:
Imagine the absolute horror Chris must be feeling if those meds really have snapped him back to reality.

He's sitting alone in his cell in protective custody, the sound of yelling and shouting from the other inmates echoing throughout the day. The realization that he is not a god, unable to escape his fantasy world, the fact that he was not healing his mother, but rather raping an elderly senile woman. Knowing now that there is no Sonichu, no ponies or whatever shit he imagined to have been keeping him company this entire time. Realizing now that for the majority of this century he has been nothing but the internet's village idiot. So he sits alone, staring blankly at the concrete wall in front of him with absolutely nobody but his attorney left on his side.

Alternatively hes absolutely incapable of self realization and is smearing his shit all over the wall right now. Fuck if I know.
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no amount of medication will ever make chris self aware
 
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Kenya Jones said:
Look how dejected, worn down he looks. Compare it how he looked before. This is what (((they))) do. Let the motherfucker out in peace. Don't hurt him anymore you cheap "doctors".
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Any small shred of pity I may have had for him went right out the window after what he did. Him (possibly) finally realizing the seriousness of his actions? How fucked his life is now, all due to his own actions may have him feeling depressed? Boo fucking hoo. It’s not enough. He needs to feel the lowest he can be before any kind of change (doubtful) can begin.

I’ll take my top hats gift wrapped, please and thank you
 
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Dwight Frye said:
Any small shred of pity I may have had for him went right out the window after what he did. Him (possibly) finally realizing the seriousness of his actions? How fucked his life is now, all due to his own actions may have him feeling depressed? Boo fucking hoo. It’s not enough. He needs to feel the lowest he can be before any kind of change (doubtful) can begin.

I’ll take my top hats gift wrapped, please and thank you
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Honestly I think he's so out there that he still doesn't know what's going on, or what he did. I think the drugs they probably put him on are doing nasty stuff to him. If you even look at the messages he sent from jail he didn't seem too sad about the situation (or really understanding it, it seems). Also I very much that is what they do at mental facilities, as far as I know they do not try and break down a person (purposefully) that's why I think it has to do with the drugs, possibly aa side effect is nightmares or even scary hallucinations, and not Sonichu or whoever being all nice. More like something akin to the average schizo.
 
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