May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Ophelia]

I wonder if they're making or encouraging him to shave to look for feminine?

Why would they have to make him or encourage him to shave? Chris hasn’t wanted facial hair since that horrible patch he sported for a while.

But his new mugshot proves that a picture can say a thousand words.

It proves people can wrench a thousand words out of it with nothing to back their assertions up.

I'm not surprised, if you watch any of the prison documentaries you'll see the meals hardly contain any nutritional value of any kind, most of it is recycled or processed like cheap fast food restaurants.

Fwiw Chris has never been to prison.

 

[oramge cat]

Why would they have to make him or encourage him to shave? Chris hasn’t wanted facial hair since that horrible patch he sported for a while.

The mental hospital was providing "gender-affirming healthcare" and not having perpetual stubble is "gender-affirming".

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

My understanding is that jails forcing inmates to be freshly shaven and constantly clean via showering is a bit of an overused meme, maybe it might be a little different in some medical facilities for health and safety reasons (like the one Chris was in, but clearly it was no issue) but jails in America tend to do things differently between them as their is no standard protocol for this sort of thing, as long as he wasn't causing a nuisance to others inmates and it wasn't getting in the way of his daily jail duty they can't really force you, but again they might be more strict about it in some jails compared to others, the one in Virginia Chris was in must have been a more tolerable one to people in semi-confinement.

 

[Caesare]

. Of course this was at a county jail (as you stated, since you specified jail), on a related note I wonder if a prison would handle it differently?

I don't think it would matter, because by the time a person was sentenced and than transferred to prison, they'd have already been jailed for enough time while waiting for the trial (if they have one) and the sentencing.

By that time, the individual will be fully detoxed from whatever substances they were abusing and feeling physically well again.

My understanding is that jails forcing inmates to be freshly shaven and constantly clean via showering is a bit of an overused meme, maybe it might be a little different in some medical facilities for health and safety reasons

It's not really the jails doing this (the guards/administration), it's the fellow inmates.

Nobody cares whether or not you shave in there. In fact, people sometimes grow a beard or a mustache during longer jail stays and in prison because occasionally, in some places, other inmates will accuse you of being a homosexual if you're constantly clean shaven, especially if you're especially fastidious about it.

The other inmates will, however, get on people's cases for not showering. It's tight quarters in jail so you don't want to be sharing that limited space with nasty, smelly people.

Fights will happen over an inmate refusing to shower for too long.

If Chris is segregated from the rest of the inmates and wouldn't have to worry about what anybody thinks of his hygiene habits, if you're wondering why normally lazy, dirty Chris is taking the time to shave and shower regularly, I have the most likely answer.

What else is he gonna do in there? The worse part of jail is the boredom. Days crawl by slowly and seem to go on forever, weeks feel like several months etc. etc.

You'll do anything to pass the time, even if it's just a few minutes.

The food could be bad and you may not even be particularly hungry each and every single time chow rolls around, but you sure as heck aren't gonna skip a meal because it's something to do.

You'll get borderline obsessed with terrible daytime television because that's a whole lot more entertaining than staring at concrete walls all day.

Same goes with showering and shaving. You'll get in the habit of doing things even more consistently than you did when you were free, just to pass the time.

 

[BentDuck]

Typically a psych evaluation is done in house and 60 days in the Coo-Coo For Cocoa Puffs State Mental Facility would be one hell of a stretch of an eval. He was sent for some serious reason. I'd guess a psychotic break of some sort and considering mental health care in the jail/prison system in America sucks massive unclit, it would have to have been a bad one.

I guess it all depends on how much of a shitshow the MH system is within the legal system of Virginia. Depending on if they have enough staff to complete the evals, the number of people they need to see (Virginia is one of the more populated states in the US), iand if this facility is one of the only facilities that does these evals for the courts, it could take a while.

I could see it take 2 months to do an eval and provide enough treatment to get these people competent enough to go back to jail/prison.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

she most likely drank alcohol while pregnant with chris they kept going to that seedy bar they were going to and she kept drinking their whiskey straight

"Mother of the Year 2000"

Yeah, it's unlikely she quit drinking when pregnant with Chris. Seems Chris was set up for the "Life of Fail" from the start.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Sometimes, you have to hit rock-bottom to realise what you've done and also to be open to change.

chris has never found the low too low. he always finds the means of digging deeper, AND can tell you why it was the best choice anyone would make.

i'm not joking or trying to make light of your post to brush it aside.
he really doesn't understand that a time can come where you need to cut your losses and start anew in another direction.

 

[maguyver16]

Plus he already expressed he believes whole heartedly fucking his mother was good for her and healed her while increasing her life span. There's no changing that belief, he will never think he did something wrong no matter who tells him what he did was disgusting and despicable. He will blame "the haters" for "causing drama". Even if he did have a small moment of clarity, as soon as he gets into contact with faggots he will do the usual chris chan thing and screen all of his communications. He will throw away any letter that challenges his mental narrative and only engage with the weens who enforce his jesus larp and dindu-nuffin-wrong-letters.

Do you think that will he possible if they are setting him up with a cocktail of meds? Will he even have the energy to continue chasing his flights of fancy while taking sedatives or anti-psychotics?

For instance, if someone is a schizophrenic, and is suffering under some sort of delusion, do pills merely sedate those notions? Or do they in general go away? Or is it a case by case basis? Keep in mind I am not saying Chris is a schizo, but perhaps the medication is similar?

Chris may have just had the system thrown at him to the point in which he doesn't even see a point, at least in continuing Sonichu and all of his imagination. What does he do if that all ends? It's a hell of a mid-life crisis, to be sure.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!

Up his arse maybe.

You don't need to understand how a gun works to be dangerous with one. A very stupid person can successfully load a double-action revolver and fire it without the slightest understanding of why the gun did that, especially if they don't give a damn about the gun continuing to work after a few shots and won't be maintaining, cleaning or even keeping it long-term.

Gun's are point and click, you don't need training or experience to use one (i'm not saying use it well) there is a reason why in the early modern era The Church and the Aristocracy hated the idea of Gun's being a thing you could just buy and use - it gave legitimate military power to people who didn't have it before. They did the same with crossbows and Rifling in guns (there are two papal bulls on the subject).

Wasn't Chris anti gay at one point?

I get the impression he just absorbs whatever milieu's ideas he's immersed in.

He doesn't really consider ideas or values or propositions with any degree of independent thought. Put him in the neo nazi blogosphere and he'd be doing Hitler comics, same if he were on tankie twitter or whatever.

Chris is anti gay because he doesn't like the thought of men, not the act of homosexual sex. I honestly think if anything Chris is gay mostly because of his proclivity towards using sex toys on himself that are designed for women.

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Bring back public executions. I'd actually pay my taxes for the first time in my life, if the government started streaming medieval-style executions live on Twitch

Fun fact, public executions where not designed to cow people but to show that justice is served fairly and quickly. You could get the death penalty for prety much anything historically but if it was over used or done in a crule way (there is a lot of leway in this because back then people where more open to the idea of the worse your crime the worse your punishment) the people enforcing the law would find themselfs on the wrong side of said enforcement.

he had UTIs because he 'tucked' by stuffing his dick in his ass and shitting on it all day.

It's also down to uncleanliness in general, Chris isn't a clean person and there is one area that you need to put some effort into keeping clean it's your genital area Chris didn't do this even in a basic way thus he got infections.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Man, only Chris could pull off looking worse after a weight loss, a healthier diet and more showering.

Fun fact, public executions where not designed to cow people but to show that justice is served fairly and quickly. You could get the death penalty for prety much anything historically but if it was over used or done in a crule way (there is a lot of leway in this because back then people where more open to the idea of the worse your crime the worse your punishment) the people enforcing the law would find themselfs on the wrong side of said enforcement.

True. I remember reading about a crowd lynching a clumsy executioner once.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

REEEEE Chris white arms are giving me sensual overload

FIX CHRIS’S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, VINE!

I will hide all copies of the white-armed bandit mugshot!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, what is the general depiction of loony bins in the kind of shallow entertainment Chris enjoys?

Chris, most likely, thinks he's going to evade prison like he's done before, and maybe he expects to spend some time in a loony bin. But since his only knowledge of the world derives from shallow entertainment, that's what he thought the loony bin is gonna be like before he has some first hand experience. Maybe now he realized how fucked up loony bins are and the prospect of living in one suddenly seems far more threatening to him.

 

[Retarded INTP]

True. I remember reading about a crowd lynching a clumsy executioner once.

Yet it was also a pretty solid form of entertainment. At least in Europe. Slow day ? Nothing like watching the local lolcow/dangercow being fucking butchered on a huge ass wheel before dragging his agonizing ass around the entire town or whatever fuckery your shithole would set up for this sort of things. After the very first use of "la guillotine" in France, the crowd booed the executioner on stage because it was fucking boring and way too quick for their taste. It was a difficult time to be a retard on medieval twitter.

 

[Ophelia]

The mental hospital was providing "gender-affirming healthcare" and not having perpetual stubble is "gender-affirming".

Right. They wouldn’t have to force him or encourage him. It’s exactly what he wants.

So, what is the general depiction of loony bins in the kind of shallow entertainment Chris enjoys?

Chris, most likely, thinks he's going to evade prison like he's done before, and maybe he expects to spend some time in a loony bin. But since his only knowledge of the world derives from shallow entertainment, that's what he thought the loony bin is gonna be like before he has some first hand experience. Maybe now he realized how fucked up loony bins are and the prospect of living in one suddenly seems far more threatening to him.

Chris is not trying to plea insanity and go to a hospital. He is too stupid for that and his lawyer is too smart to let him try. He thought he was going back to 14blc, not a hospital.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Right. They wouldn’t have to force him or encourage him. It’s exactly what he wants.


Chris is not trying to plea insanity and go to a hospital. He is too stupid for that and his lawyer is too smart to let him try. He thought he was going back to 14blc, not a hospital.

Nah, I think in terms of a worst case in Chris' head.
He either evades a sentence altogether or he manages to get away with a short stint in a loony bin. Not saying he's going to plead insanity, cause that's literally the dumbest bullshit meme thing people bring up. Pleading insanity is only ever done when it's either indefinite stint in the loony bin or riding the lightning.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Why would they have to make him or encourage him to shave? Chris hasn’t wanted facial hair since that horrible patch he sported for a while.


It proves people can wrench a thousand words out of it with nothing to back their assertions up.


Fwiw Chris has never been to prison.

I know he has never been to prison before, what I was trying to say is that prison meals lack nutrition so he will definitely lose weight or look like shit

Nah, I think in terms of a worst case in Chris' head.
He either evades a sentence altogether or he manages to get away with a short stint in a loony bin. Not saying he's going to plead insanity, cause that's literally the dumbest bullshit meme thing people bring up. Pleading insanity is only ever done when it's either indefinite stint in the loony bin or riding the lightning.

Pleading insanity never ever works anyway, this ain't Monopoly, there ain't any real life "get out of jail free" cards!

 

[Ophelia]

Chris will probably not go to prison, friends. He hasn’t been charged with a felony. He could be released at the end of July.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think the reason why Chris looked so miserable in the recent mugshot is because history isn't repeating.

In the past whenever he wound up in jail for some relatively petty trespassing-related offense, it was always a brief stay, followed by release back to 14 BLC. Then there'd be like half a dozen or so continuances, and he'd pretty much be let off the hook. Maybe a little fine here or seeing a therapist there, but nothing too big.

This time, he's been locked up for months, then likely a mental hospital, and now it's back to the Jail of Fail. No going back to live the Life of Fail while "healing" Barb. It's also possible he's been told he can't go back to "the temple" upon release.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Right. They wouldn’t have to force him or encourage him. It’s exactly what he wants.

It makes me wonder if Chris actually has some kind of altered perception of himself. Like I wonder if he sees a woman when he looks in the mirror, or thinks he looks feminine, or whatever. I always assumed for men with prominent male features that it must be difficult. Chris makes minimal effort to look feminine in the first place and his genetics don't do him any favors there.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It makes me wonder if Chris actually has some kind of altered perception of himself.

Seeing how Chris struggled to memorize his appearance in a mirror, that seems to be the case.

This is a guy who was duped into thinking that at least 3 clearly different girls were all "Blanca Weiss".

(It likely has to do with "face blindness" that autistics can have.)

In Sonichu #7, he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.