May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Speaking of, whatever happened with that community service Chris was supposed to do after the 2011 Snyder incident?

She just wrote it off, Chris never did anything and thought she was doing him a favor.

 

[Level 43]

Based on that last picture we saw of Chris, don't be surprised if the Jesus Saga is over.

And maybe more besides. He might be starting over, without his Cryzel, Mewtwo, or Magi-Chan.

 

[King Kiwi]

And maybe more besides. He might be starting over, without his Cryzel, Mewtwo, or Magi-Chan.

I hear that at level 22, your imaginary friends start speaking in tongues.

Chris looks at level 97.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt it. Chris has been known to shove humble pie up his ass and ask for more when he gets hungry.

He did squat cobbler before it was even known!

 

[Pappy Striderite]

living with reddit weens saga

 

[Mason Verger]

Even these little hints of miserable Chris are still worth keeping up tabs for. For a guy who spent a remarkable(even by internet standards) amount of his life avoiding consequences and basic “adulting”, shit caught up to him with a fury and it finally shows.

And to think, I found his life comically depressing before long term incarceration. Lol I bet he has to buy all his jail cell shit again.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I just don't understand how it's evil to make love to your mother.
Yes, society doesn't really approve of it, but society doesn't approve of a lot of things. Barb hadn't hadn't felt the touch of a man in a decade, she was getting older, what people thought of her no longer concerned her. Her eyes fell on the one pickle that she could still hope to take a bite of; Chris' pickle. Of course she may have not verbalized it, but Chris and his mother have been together for a long time. She didn't need to say a word for him to understand.

This is a case of others cruelly interfering in matters they had no business interfering in. The only evil here is society.

Okay your a retard, or insane, I honestly tell which. Go do a great escape on the bastard if you think he’s been so unfairly judged by society for committing an act that is universally considered to be wrong and disgusting even in the most fucked up of cultures. Even in the Middle East and places like Afghanistan or Columbia where they cut off your hand if they don’t like your face or religion find an act like incest deeply shameful and disgusting. This is not a case of societies evils, it is a natural human revulsion to an act as a means to preserving our species. Pull your head from your ass please.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Okay your a retard, or insane

You forgot trying (and failing) to troll.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

You forgot trying (and failing) to troll.

yeah. what's that saying about not assuming malice where stupidity suffices?

i kinda needed the comedy break.

 

[WaveBreak]

The new photo does let me hope chris may have a chance to redeem himself.
Sometimes, you have to hit rock-bottom to realise what you've done and also to be open to change.
I don't have pity on him. What matters is action and I know any kind of freedom will lead to the old and dysfunctional habits getting the upper hand again.
If he makes it out of prison alive, a livelong treatment/supervision is necessary to keep him in touch with reality and prevent further crimes, especially because of all the weens and enablers out there that need their sweet sweet lolcow milk and will do anything to get it.





REEEEE Chris white arms are giving me sensual overload

Ill see it then believe it. Besides true redemption is impossible since he, you know, fucked his own mother

 

[Bumbler]

You forgot trying (and failing) to troll.

I don't think he failed to troll, at least one person bit his pickle when he put it out there.

 

[thegooddoctor]

You forgot trying (and failing) to troll.

I think you’ve giving him far too much credit. I did need a good laugh though, so fair to him.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

If the meds somehow reduce autistic thinking, that could stop the "fanning the flames" of the cartoon delusions.

seroquel can stop impulsive behavior. it won't force him to stop LARPing but it will give him that extra second to consider shutting up about cwcville in front of people that matter.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

yeah. what's that saying about not assuming malice where stupidity suffices?

i kinda needed the comedy break.

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

She just wrote it off, Chris never did anything and thought she was doing him a favor.

Maybe that lemonade stand thing was what Rocky wrote off as the "community service"?

 

[AnOminous]

yeah. what's that saying about not assuming malice where stupidity suffices?

i kinda needed the comedy break.

Hanlon's Razor. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." However, there's a Me Corollary which is "unless it would be funnier."

 

[RodgerDodger]

Hanlon's Razor. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." However, there's a Me Corollary which is "unless it would be funnier."

It's the internet Malice and Stupidity are not mutually exclusive. They are comorbidities.

 

[henstepl]

We see a difference from the old Chris we know and love, and from this photo:

This difference is the same as that between my tried-and-true Chris-Chan emulation face:

And this one:

My disease, the one in which "the upperface can't drink soda", wouldn't exist if there weren't a middleface that recedes out of existence, forcing me into those upper- and lowerface interpretations. Chris, on the other hand, is middlefaced as hell, and Chris isn't Chris without showing the very same overexertions that I show, when I'm in a good middleface thrust. Right now we're both just receding... into the right cheek, which is the egotistical one.

Florian syndrome might have been called "Alphabet syndrome" - Al Pha Bet for lowerface middleface upperface, and the necessity of knowing that "Type B" or Bet can't drink soda.

Chris-Chan syndrome, on the other hand, might be called by just the name "Pha".

 

[King Kiwi]

Okay, you're a retard.

 

[Xarpho]

I think the reason why Chris looked so miserable in the recent mugshot is because history isn't repeating.

In the past whenever he wound up in jail for some relatively petty trespassing-related offense, it was always a brief stay, followed by release back to 14 BLC. Then there'd be like half a dozen or so continuances, and he'd pretty much be let off the hook. Maybe a little fine here or seeing a therapist there, but nothing too big.

This time, he's been locked up for months, then likely a mental hospital, and now it's back to the Jail of Fail. No going back to live the Life of Fail while "healing" Barb. It's also possible he's been told he can't go back to "the temple" upon release.

When this incident started unfolding back in late July/early August of this year, the big difference is that Barb was able to post bail every time. It wasn't cheap, Barb probably got a bail bondsman and dropped a few hundred each time, but Chris was out. Sure, he probably got chewed out for it (even solely for the financial reasons, not that Chris acted out of line) but these things were generally over in a week.

Except in this case, no bail, no Barb.

I think, given the evidence, that even in the immediate days following, the restraining order, the theft of the funds, and even up until and afterwards the moment when Chris was hauled out of the motel with a retard and his ugly girlfriend were screaming at him from a nearby hill, he probably believed that he would be back at the "Temple" in no time.