McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

[space pirates]

Dont really eat there, but my partners family gives me some of the monopoly shit, since they can't use it themselves, which makes me avoid it even more because it's so fucking dodgy

 

[MalWart]

McRib is back. Been a while since I've had one, couple of years at least.
Was getting some junk food dinner, figured I'd try one for a change. They're pretty good. Makes me want to make cheap pork more.
I remember there was a stretch where they were shorter, like normal burger size. I like these better.

I've never tried it myself, but I've seen what it looks like uncooked:

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Looks suspiciously like a kilo of coke, there's no way people can be that excited over a shitty pork patty.

 

[XYZpdq]

I've never tried it myself, but I've seen what it looks like uncooked:

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Looks suspiciously like a kilo of coke, there's no way people can be that excited over a shitty pork patty.

It's a very nice iteration of cheap shit frozen pork, but yeah it isn't worth the massive freakouts.

 

[Tookie]

I've had their Indian menu and I like it better than what you get in western locations. The Chicken Maharaja Mac is really good and has jalapeno (or some kind of pepper) slices on it. Plus they have guards to keep the beggars and riffraff outside which is always a bonus if you're stuck being in India for some reason.

Someone posted the Spinach Pie from Thailand which is also really good. They had this garlic burger in Japan recently that was amazing. The sauce tasted like an entire clove of fresh garlic went into it, some might find it overpowering but if you like garlic it's great.

edit: Here it is, the Gran Garlic Pepper Burger:

We taste McDonald's Japan's brand-new garlic burger, shrimp sandwich, and more

How do the Gran Garlic Pepper, Ebi Filet-o, and Teriyaki Chicken Filet-o sandwiches stack up to McDonald's regular fare?

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I've tried the Ebi Filet-O (shrimp croquette patty) too but it gave me an odd sinking feeling after I ate it.

 

[vertexwindi]

It's a very nice iteration of cheap shit frozen pork, but yeah it isn't worth the massive freakouts.

People freak out about it because it's hard to get.

 

[MetalDeathFish]

Used to like McDs, something about the burgers don't sit right with my stomach anymore. the 2 in my town are notoriously slow - 9 minutes for a coffee,12 minutes for a shake same for the frappe, 10 for a McChicken; generally ultra slow service for what is supposed to be fast food. Only very few things i'll get if its dead,dark horse last option - McChicken, fries,and a coke (fun fact the syrup is trucked in cold - thats why coke from McDs tastes better than most)

Nuts to the flamebroiled assclown - BK better by far.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Now i only get shrimp roll from McDonalds. It's the only tasty thing there.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What used to be the most American thing ever now fuels Maga hate boners as most locations are owned by Jihadi Jihadi durkadurkas, staffed by four foot two potato shaped latinas, and customers are exclusively the homeless and loud asians.

They might as well install logos for the top three mental health agencies in my closest one because I'm always seeing a bored tard wrangler with some disheveled tugboat receipient holding court.

At least in my area.
As a kid having a birthday party at McDonald's was the coolest thing ever, the popular kid was forced to invite me and I got to stay until I farted on one of those blue plastic seats that really enhance the bass of your butthole.

Discuss McDonalds here, such as the time you got 15 refills ans forgot your insulin and needed an ambulance.

I'll be fucking arsed if I ever even see white people in my McDonald's except for those swarthy, shouty eastern bloc types.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I haven't been in a McDonalds in ten years. It's gross and they let poor people in there.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I like their food quite a bit, especially the McNuggets and the fries.

You can get "better" versions of burgers, nuggets etc elsewhere but McDonald's food has a unique taste to it for whatever reason and sometimes only it will do.

As for the cliente I wouldn't know because I only ever get drive thru and my local one is a brand new one built just a few years ago and it seems nice enough to me.

 

[Kacho]

I never go to McDonald's anymore because even though they have a few items I enjoy, the staff are always defective troglodytes who aren't capable of understanding your order or making it correctly. I'll go back to McDonald's when robots are taking the orders and making the food. Automation can't hit fast food soon enough.

 

[Some Manajerk]

we wish we could raise our prices enough that the homeless would stop coming and arguing about the price of a cheeseburger, and so we could make enough profit per hour that the owner stops sending us emails telling us we need to cut peoples hours or someone is going to get in trouble. We hate the bums just as much as the customers do, trust me.

If you're so broke your card is declined over 80 cents, why the fuck are you coming to Mcdonalds, your priorities are fucked.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I never go to McDonald's anymore because even though they have a few items I enjoy, the staff are always defective troglodytes who aren't capable of understanding your order or making it correctly. I'll go back to McDonald's when robots are taking the orders and making the food. Automation can't hit fast food soon enough.

Seriously. I'm not a huge fan of McDonald's, but sometimes I do get a craving for them. Seems every single time I go through one, it always seems staffed by mental defectives I'm shocked made it into adulthood, let alone capable of holding a job. Automation really would be a boon to the fast food industry. Weed out the idiots.

 

[Idonttrustlikethat]

What is the Mcfish like i can't remember? Is it even a thing anymore, or was it my imagination?

 

[Duke Nukem]

The funniest thing is that I know how McDonald's is allegedly the most popular fast food joint on the planet, yet I don't know a single person IRL who eats there, like, at all.

Who keeps buying that shit. Seriously. Does it simply survive in the US on tardbux from autists like Chris? I honestly can't see any other possible domestic market for it.

Okay well maybe their breakfast items aren't the worst thing in the world but still, that's not much to coast on.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Automation really would be a boon to the fast food industry. Weed out the idiots.

The Automation that people are hoping for is at least a decade away. The first thing in retail that gets replaced by "Artificial Intelligence" is going to be Middle Management. Who needs A full team of Salaried Managers when you can have a a few wage slaves that make 1.00 more than your peons, can hold the keys just fine and let "Artificial Intelligence" handle scheduling, employee evaluations and ordering.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Crispy Chicken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> McChicken

 

[big ups liquid richard]

What is the Mcfish like i can't remember? Is it even a thing anymore, or was it my imagination?

Hell yeah , two for 5 right now.

 

[snailslime]

their fish filet sandwiches are delicious

 

[Coolio55]

They're bringing back the Bigger Mac in the UK.

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Also cheers to mcdonalds for dipping into the cuck vegan fad with something at least vaguely edible (probably more edible than their regular pink foam chicken):

McDonald's Veggie Dippers - Price, Calories & Review - UK 2020

McDonald's Veggie Dippers - Price, Cost, Calories, Nutrition, Review - How much is a Veggie Dippers Meal at McDonald's? McDonald's Vegetarian Menu - UK 2020

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I don't particularly care about either because I swore off fast food ages ago but some of you might.

Also, this shit right here gives me PTSD:

I had a job in a giant office park where the only restaurant you could make it to and back on a lunch break comfortably was a McDonalds.