Message From "Magi-Chan Sonichu"

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Silver Octopus said:
This is funny and all, but Chris is so fucked up - this is a cry for help.
Chris' life sucks so much he'd rather pretend to be a cartoon hedgehog and imagine that all his dreams will come true very soon, and he'll be a busty anime goddess who can bare children and will have everything she could ever want.

But there's literally no helping him because he refuses to let this go and accept reality for what it is, he wants help but he just doesn't want the only help he can have. And there's so many fucking enablers now, he'll be getting mixed messages forever.

It's honestly kinda sad, but since it's literally hopeless then there's nothing to do but watch the trainwreck unfold.
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It's only a matter of time when The Mother of the Year kicks the bucket and CWC's only options is to ditch his horde of vidya and legos, try to plan where to live next, stay with the remainder of family he has left (let's be real, who would take him in?). Or take his junk to the sanitorium where his psychic powers failed to live out his remaining years. To add on to this, lets say his fans help him out, as they usually do. Chris would have a hard time adjusting that even they would regret helping him out if he doesn't make certian concessions to stave off homelessness.
 
Silver Octopus said:
This is funny and all, but Chris is so fucked up - this is a cry for help.
Chris' life sucks so much he'd rather pretend to be a cartoon hedgehog and imagine that all his dreams will come true very soon, and he'll be a busty anime goddess who can bare children and will have everything she could ever want.

But there's literally no helping him because he refuses to let this go and accept reality for what it is, he wants help but he just doesn't want the only help he can have. And there's so many fucking enablers now, he'll be getting mixed messages forever.

It's honestly kinda sad, but since it's literally hopeless then there's nothing to do but watch the trainwreck unfold.
...and laugh
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That's exactly how I feel about this. He is clearly going insane but no one can help him because of the way society glorifies and protects trannies and the disabled. He needs to be sent to a psych ward for a week or so, get his bearings, and return to a normal life. He also needs to stop the HRT and tranny shit because it is only hurting him and his mental health more.
 
I think Chris looks so tired from the stress of constantly trying to focus his mental powers. He'll give himself gray hair by the time this saga peters out.
 
Muscle Bra said:
The problem here is that what Chris needs (mental help, coping skills, life skills, an understanding of how to live with autism) and wants (asspatters and orbiters who will agree with and support his delusions) are not just vastly different but actively working against each other. This is compounded by the fact that Chris doesn’t like conflict and doesn’t take well to people who try to bring reality into Chris’s fantasy land/happy place.

Story of Chris’s life, really. It’s far easier for Chris to talk with people who are telling him what he wants to hear, and he will always take the easy way out.
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The thing about therapy and mental health is that you have to want to get better, and actually put in the work for it to help. Chris is unwilling to do either. Hell when he had the court mandated therapy he got pissy because they wouldn't accept his fantasy bullshit. Then he said the only therapist he would talk to is Dr. Wolf.

Chris wants life to become Imagination Land from South Park. I don't think he 100% believes it yet, but he will eventually because of him only listening to ass patters and people actively encouraging this bullshit to "Troll" him. Fake it until you make it, is a mantra of many churches because it works.

TLDR: Chris is utterly fucked, and will only keep getting worse unless something drastic happens and maybe not even then.
 
So how long until chris pulls a liquid ocelot and lets "magi-chan" possess him completely
 
Muscle Bra said:
The problem here is that what Chris needs (mental help, coping skills, life skills, an understanding of how to live with autism) and wants (asspatters and orbiters who will agree with and support his delusions) are not just vastly different but actively working against each other. This is compounded by the fact that Chris doesn’t like conflict and doesn’t take well to people who try to bring reality into Chris’s fantasy land/happy place.

Story of Chris’s life, really. It’s far easier for Chris to talk with people who are telling him what he wants to hear, and he will always take the easy way out.
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What Chris needed, he needed decades ago, and by now it’s far too late.

You can’t teach an old tard new tricks and all that.

And looking on the bright side, the few life skills he has, is just enough to get by. Let’s not forget how Chris managed to save up for BronyCon (AND go there) all by himself. (Before he lied and asked for handouts, which mostly went towards splurging money.)
 
I swear he looks more and more like a clay statue left in the sun to melt with each passing video, "this brain needs work" on the other hand is one of the more self aware statements cwc has produced in a while...even if it is roleplaying as his furry sex toy.
 
Fapcop said:
“SEMI PERMANENT STATE”‽?

Lolwut?! So he’s going to continue with this madness?! What on earth would be the point of this crap?

Gotta say I love the mental image of Chris going downstairs to tell Barb that he’s really Magichan now. Wish it was recorded for posterity.

“Dear? It is I Magichan! I’m in Christines body just like I-Ehm-m... Just like Christine told you yesterday!”

“Ok, Chris, that’s nice... Did you pick up the dog food like I asked you to?”
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I mean Chris is just acting. If Chris really does convince someone Magi-Chan is real, he’s probably gonna get institutionalized.
 
The best part is at 0:52 when he says "you can definitely see I'm Magi-chan because of how I'm behaving nothing like Chris" and then he immediately proceeds to do the longest stress sigh I've ever seen.

Chris, you are behaving so much like yourself that we literally have an emoji with your face in it for exactly this *sigh* you can't make this up.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
I mean Chris is just acting. If Chris really does convince someone Magi-Chan is real, he’s probably gonna get institutionalized.
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Honestly it would be good for him and its the only way they can guarantee hes getting help for his delusions and the possibility of him killing himself (although I doubt hes sane enough to even consider how bad his life is) as well as improve his situation and get back to normal
 
I wanna Cum Daddy said:
Honestly it would be good for him and its the only way they can guarantee hes getting help for his delusions and the possibility of him killing himself (although I doubt hes sane enough to even consider how bad his life is) as well as improve his situation and get back to normal
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So this real life ending of the girl who brought down the world !
 
This is when he actually gets the last laugh on kiwi farms and shoots up a school as a merge - starter.

He gets killed and his story goes nationwide, capturing the imagination of all news media outlets and culminating in a best-selling biography.

This proves to be the tipping point in America's conversation on mental health, and Chris forever goes down in history as a child's folk lore
 
when is Magi Chan going to tell him to massarce that highschool he was in and kill barb, rape megan ,firebomb that place that was the Game Place,cause I really want it to get to that point where he's that insane
 
I'm trying to imagine Barb wasting away her final days lying on the couch watching Fox News or doing whatever Barb does and then Chris walks into the room like "Greetings, Barbara. It is I, Magi-chan".
 
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