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What's your opinion on Dread so far?

  • It's good

    Votes: 157 49.7%

  • It's bad

    Votes: 17 5.4%

  • It's too linear, I don't like fusion and I don't like this

    Votes: 17 5.4%

  • It's not as linear as I thought it would be

    Votes: 14 4.4%

  • I haven't played it lol

    Votes: 56 17.7%

  • Where's Super Metroid 2?

    Votes: 33 10.4%

  • I don't care, where the fuck is Prime 4?

    Votes: 25 7.9%

  • Why can't Metroid crawl?

    Votes: 84 26.6%
  • Total voters
    316
Sneedmason said:
If you are MATI at this, your are ultimate man child who should an hero. Nintendo only make games for toddlers and to expect anything good from them past the age of 10, you are either delusional and need to grow up or you are unironically retarded, just like a redditor.
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>get mad when beloved thing gets shot with soy missile
>"lel nintentoddlers grow up"
Why did you even bother posting if you clearly don't give a fuck?
 
Necrosan said:
If you haven't played the games and just looked at the porn then yeah, I'd agree.
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i would wager it was the porn that created the current follower monstrosity on prime4...
Cat tit bingo said:
what ever the fuck "dommy mommy" means.
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""zoomer"" lingo regarding tall women that aren't fat as fuck, usually tied to porn sickness.
 
StacticShock said:
""zoomer"" lingo regarding tall women that aren't fat as fuck, usually tied to porn sickness.
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it was popularized before zoomzooms, much like a lot of shit now attributed to zoomers. But yeah meme phrase tied to pornbrain terms, now being used a lot more frequently in an unironic matter by people.
 
Ugh... To quote Torbek, "Oh no! Reddit humor!" Pains me to see yet another IP adore getting messed with.

I've been looking through the arguments on X and one common defense for the new character is bringing up Prime 2 and Prime 3 to justify the awful writing. Yet anyone who played those games knows that the characters are direct and don't waffle on.

Good thing I haven't bother buying Nintendo's stuff anyways thanks to the terrible practices they have and just stick to emulation. At least I still have my Prime Hack.
 
Necrosan said:
Why did you even bother posting if you clearly don't give a fuck?
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Square Enix and EA took the only games I loved (Deus Ex and Battlefield) by either cancel it or made it to a slop snooze-fest. If I can't be happy, Nintendo faggots should be cursed to suffer with me. I hope redditors rape every single remaining gayming franchise until the whole industry crashes and these developers go homeless.

If all I get is a Deus Ex pajeet remake and a kernel anti-cheat slop, nobody deserves nice games.
 
Sneedmason said:
Square Enix and EA took the only games I loved (Deus Ex and Battlefield) by either cancel it or made it to a slop snooze-fest. If I can't be happy, Nintendo faggots should be cursed to suffer with me. I hope redditors rape every single remaining gayming franchise until the whole industry crashes and these developers go homeless.

If all I get is a Deus Ex pajeet remake and a kernel anti-cheat slop, nobody deserves nice games.
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Sneedmason said:
Square Enix and EA took the only games I loved (Deus Ex and Battlefield) by either cancel it or made it to a slop snooze-fest. If I can't be happy, Nintendo faggots should be cursed to suffer with me. I hope redditors rape every single remaining gayming franchise until the whole industry crashes and these developers go homeless.

If all I get is a Deus Ex pajeet remake and a kernel anti-cheat slop, nobody deserves nice games.
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You've sealed fate, the next deus ex will now be a return to form true immersive sim with a biting based conspiracy story but will have the the girl from forsaken as a side kick the entire game.
 
Cat tit bingo said:
You've sealed fate, the next deus ex will now be a return to form true immersive sim with a biting based conspiracy story but will have the the girl from forsaken as a side kick the entire game.
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*forespoken

And it'd be the replacement MC fter the first mission like every netflix reboot or movie that seems to have the OG guy coming back to form at the start.
 
As some others have said in the thread, I lost interest immediately after seeing the motorcycle, but the Fag really takes the cake. Unless she lost her ship, the most in character thing for Samus to do is drag the redditor back to her ship, lock him inside, and mute his coms while she deals with the alien world. She wouldn't kill him, but I can't see her having any patience listening to "haha woah geez Samus you better dodge that attack with the (A) Button! Woah! g-g-good job, Samus, you just turned that guy into jelly! Nigga THAT's NUTS!" for more than three minutes.
 
LoogerLike said:
As some others have said in the thread, I lost interest immediately after seeing the motorcycle, but the Fag really takes the cake. Unless she lost her ship, the most in character thing for Samus to do is drag the redditor back to her ship, lock him inside, and mute his coms while she deals with the alien world. She wouldn't kill him, but I can't see her having any patience listening to "haha woah geez Samus you better dodge that attack with the (A) Button! Woah! g-g-good job, Samus, you just turned that guy into jelly! Nigga THAT's NUTS!" for more than three minutes.
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Oh god this reminded me of the time I was messing with what was supposed to be a horror dnd-ish chatbot thing and it randomly out of nowhere started having a guy that was with my guy for a short while start literally doing this shit. Imagine if you were like in ALIEN or some shit and after the alien impaled you it would be like "w-woah dude... you got impaled... woah... that looks like an... alien?" and you've spent the last like hour witnessing this thing stalking the main cast and the one guys just constantly doing that shit out of nowhere midway through. That's what it felt like. The reddit rot really runs that deep.
 
Sneedmason said:
If all I get is a Deus Ex pajeet remake and a kernel anti-cheat slop, nobody deserves nice games.
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You have my sympathies.

LoogerLike said:
She wouldn't kill him, but I can't see her having any patience listening to "haha woah geez Samus you better dodge that attack with the (A) Button! Woah! g-g-good job, Samus, you just turned that guy into jelly! Nigga THAT's NUTS!" for more than three minutes.
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She learns how to Morph Ball other people, and only uses it on The Fag so she can muffle him and put him somewhere quiet and out of the way. She comes back to find he died huffing his own farts.
 
StacticShock said:
metroid and megaman, two cursed franchises to be underneath shitendo.
no, i don't count starfox because it attracts furries and kirby just got a recent game that's alright.
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You know Mega Man has always been a Capcom property right?, besides Nintendo wasn't at fault for a lot of that franchise sucking, that was Kenji Inefune's fault for most of them and the 2000s capcom execs with a handful of the other infamous bad games.
 
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