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What's your opinion on Dread so far?

  • It's good

    Votes: 157 49.7%
  • It's bad

    Votes: 17 5.4%
  • It's too linear, I don't like fusion and I don't like this

    Votes: 17 5.4%
  • It's not as linear as I thought it would be

    Votes: 14 4.4%
  • I haven't played it lol

    Votes: 56 17.7%
  • Where's Super Metroid 2?

    Votes: 33 10.4%
  • I don't care, where the fuck is Prime 4?

    Votes: 25 7.9%
  • Why can't Metroid crawl?

    Votes: 84 26.6%

  • Total voters
    316
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I want to see him be given the Jason Todd treatment
 
I grew up playing Metroid, that's why I know what it is. Apparently people forgot Samus was a big buff woman.
Samus has never been depicted as buff or overly muscular in any video game she's been in. She is very tall and athletic but more often than not she just looks "normal".

Edit: I'll give you she has a six pack in Super Metroid but she is still pretty modestly muscular and it looks more like she just has very low body fat there. nothing particularly unattainable as far as mass. Every other game she looks normal or even skinny.
It's my head canon you can't usually see her musculature because she drinks too much beer when not stranded.
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I assume this is a SWITCH exclusive. If that's the case, i don't want to be the bearer of bad news but kids have been outpriced for the most part. It's only millennial retards left now.
I will never forget playing Metroid 2 alone in my room at night as a kid. The intensely isolating experience of the graphics, music, and labyrinthian maze you can easily get lost in. No media for children offered that kind of experience to me. If that experience had been repeatedly undercut by some retard Redditor making jokes, it certainly wouldn't have stuck with me so strongly.

This doesn't make me angry, it just makes me sad that tons of kids are having that kind of experience ripped away from them by millennial retards who think they know best, who have a compulsive need for their games to be "cozy".
 
Every American videogame studio has been infested with this cultural rot. Give metroid back to the Mexicans who made Dread. I'll take the lowest points of that game 10x before dealing with marvel quips.
 
Samus has never been depicted as buff or overly muscular in any video game she's been in. She is very tall and athletic but more often than not she just looks "normal".
That's the problem. The way she's drawn or depicted conflicts significantly with both her entire job and lifestyle, and the actual literal stats used to describe her.
 
Hey, I like the contrast, but you wouldn’t expect someone like her to be under the suit, which makes the reveal all the more impactful.

Plus, she’s wearing power armor, which does most of the heavy lifting.
 
That's the problem. The way she's drawn or depicted conflicts significantly with both her entire job and lifestyle, and the actual literal stats used to describe her.
She was genetically modified by bird aliens.
 
It's been said a thousand times but I'm still in utter disbelief why they thought this was a good idea, and and I loved Other M. Adding a tension destroying, Joss Wheldon tier NPC is the literal antithesis to Metroid. How did we go from Dread to this (:_(
 
I don't really play modern games, so I've never played a game with a guy like this before. With that in mind, he doesn't seem all that bad.
if you truly believe that his inclusion is bad, then why advocate tolerating his existence in the game at all?
is the idea of making a game better so scary to you, that it activates a fight or flight response whenever your ass hears
ANYONE screaming they're not willing to eat shit?

the words you speak isn't human.
it's a rat-like squeaking that has no intention of making the world a better place.
 
Because that guy didn't overstay his welcome and was helpful, plus he fits the setting.

The self insert cuck fails in everything of the above.
He works fine for an "old service buddy" character in a believable way. Wasn't annoying in the game.
But I think in particular contrasted with Adam in that game, nearly anyone could seem like a relief. Adam fucking sucked in every way possible and I'm glad he died twice.
 
My only copeium is that their is no way he can be with you the entire game,
I'm getting flashbacks to dead rising when I see this yellow paint bitch.
there was a character that called you for the entire game, and you HAD to slowly waste your time to read the shit he says. or you won't get missions.
and yes, if you're interrupted by gameplay, he goes "don't interrupt me, so anyways let me start again" I could see that shit happening with yellow bitch

they removed that in 2 onwards, because people hated that shit.
characters not shutting the fuck up when you're trying to do shit.
we're going fucking backwards. MGS had a pretty solid solution with talking with NPC's. you fucking call them if you want,
even a god damn 20 dollar game like deadly premonition did this better "PRESS A TO HEAR A CONVERSATION ABOUT A MOVIE"

will prime have a dedicated "shut the fuck up bitch" button?
if you ever wondered why people will never take games seriously, it's because of characters like Mr. Yellow paint.
 
I'm a racist and yet feel he was well written. Perhaps this is just because of the relatively better writing, but he was a decent cast member to me.
it's sad when other m had a better examples of characters.
i mainly posted antony because he was at least a joky guy who mocked with her because he's familiar with samus.
 
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