Michael J Hirtes - A tribute to one of Christine's biggest fans

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
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Yo, for real though, is it weird to feel bad for Hirtes?
Dude should be in his prime, living it up, and he consistently gets dunked on by a dude half his age whose only big advantage is that he can stop being a cunt now and again and just have some fun.
Chris spends most of his time doodling, playing vidya, doing something with ponies or whatever, and just kinda chilling. He's a dope, yeah, but he's a lovable kind of dope. Everything I've seen indicates that Hirtes spends every minute of every day just fucking mad as hell. Like, full blown rage 24 hours a day.

There's something oddly tragic about that. Chris has made a legacy out of crayola and autism. Hirtes is well on his way to a heart condition from being constantly assblasted.
That's not a joke, by the way, you really do need to watch the anger as you get older. It's hard on your heart and Hirtes isn't in great shape as it is...
 
AnOminous said:
I'll see your diaperfurs and raise you Nazi diaperfurs.
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Oh yeah? I call and raise you....

erm.

Fuck you. :(



(srs tho, is Nazi diaperfurs a real thing? I don't want to ruin my sleep so NOT gonna google it.)
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Yo, for real though, is it weird to feel bad for Hirtes?
Dude should be in his prime, living it up, and he consistently gets dunked on by a dude half his age whose only big advantage is that he can stop being a cunt now and again and just have some fun.
Chris spends most of his time doodling, playing vidya, doing something with ponies or whatever, and just kinda chilling. He's a dope, yeah, but he's a lovable kind of dope. Everything I've seen indicates that Hirtes spends every minute of every day just fucking mad as hell. Like, full blown rage 24 hours a day.

There's something oddly tragic about that. Chris has made a legacy out of crayola and autism. Hirtes is well on his way to a heart condition from being constantly assblasted.
That's not a joke, by the way, you really do need to watch the anger as you get older. It's hard on your heart and Hirtes isn't in great shape as it is...
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the fact that he could have the cardial arrest any time of the day is scary. raging at everybody isn't really good either, as you said. "don't get mad at the lolcow", kiwifarms say.
 
Cowlick said:
@TrippinKahlua , don't confuse me with yourself: I rarely make a stupid face, whereas that is the best description of your face at all times.
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You have a face not even a mother could love. Growing up your dad had to tie a steak around your neck so the neighborhood dogs would "play" with you.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
Sad to say @The Un-Clit, diaperfurs are real and they're autistic.
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Oh yeah, I know they are real. To my eternal regret, I know it. That's why I used them as the inital example of 'beneath even furries'. ( I still have the scars where I tried to cut my head open and pour bleach on my brain.)

However, Nazi Diaperfurs is a new one to me, and it was those I was wondering if they were real.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
@Cowlick, @The Captain, Guys, we're all ugly. I mean seriously, we all can agree that Hirtes has a body, face, personality, and existence that his mother, father, and even his entire family can't stand. Let's all agree to say a big "Fuck You" to Hirtes.
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No, like @Cowlick is a lolcow too. Various forum members sperging at each other for nothing would be a waste of time, but he's actually a dipshit.

But yeah, this is derailing anyway.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Yo, for real though, is it weird to feel bad for Hirtes?
Dude should be in his prime, living it up, and he consistently gets dunked on by a dude half his age whose only big advantage is that he can stop being a cunt now and again and just have some fun.
Chris spends most of his time doodling, playing vidya, doing something with ponies or whatever, and just kinda chilling. He's a dope, yeah, but he's a lovable kind of dope. Everything I've seen indicates that Hirtes spends every minute of every day just fucking mad as hell. Like, full blown rage 24 hours a day.

There's something oddly tragic about that. Chris has made a legacy out of crayola and autism. Hirtes is well on his way to a heart condition from being constantly assblasted.
That's not a joke, by the way, you really do need to watch the anger as you get older. It's hard on your heart and Hirtes isn't in great shape as it is...
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I don't think there's anything tragic in that situation. Hirtes put it on himself like all the other people who turn into lolcows themselves and he wouldn't have a thread or even be talked about if he didn't get himself distracted by obsessing over Chris, and there's no sympathy for that.
 
Autism Man said:
I don't think there's anything tragic in that situation. Hirtes put it on himself like all the other people who turn into lolcows themselves and he wouldn't have a thread or even be talked about if he didn't get himself distracted by obsessing over Chris, and there's no sympathy for that.
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I'm not defending Hirte's actions, but he's autistic just like his punching bag.
I wonder, should we take into account that he's retarded? I still hope he gets hit by a truck. For a 50 year old man to act like this and live a lifestyle like this, there has to be something extremely wrong with him.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I'm not defending Hirte's actions, but he's autistic just like his punching bag.
I wonder, should we take into account that he's exceptional? I still hope he gets hit by a truck. For a 50 year old man to act like this and live a lifestyle like this, there has to be something extremely wrong with him.
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It is pretty depressing. He doesn't have a job or any real life matters to take care of that would subtract how much recreational time he would have so he substitutes being unemployed by doing pointless things like this that will make him get ridiculed. It's simple for him to understand: stop embarrassing yourself. Yes, what he's done has already been documented, but there wouldn't be any discussion about it if he stopped and people would just move on to the next A-Log or ween.
 
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