Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[c-no]

Hirtes really doesn't get that no one's going to listen to an account called "EatMyAssNull", does he?

Like all he'd have to do is make a normal account name, and he might have at least a tiny, slight, vague chance. But he's actually incapable of not being a complete and utter twat so it just never occurs to him to not name a twitter account something like "Chris_Has_ShitForBrains_RapesBabies" and then actually try to influence someone's opinion under that name like it was a completely normal thing for someone to name themselves.

He's too autistic to realize that no one will listen to an account like that. The most he'll do is just try to ween Chris and shittalk Kiwi Farms.

 

[Hellfire]

Since BronyCon has declined to ban Chris despite Hirtes' begging and fabricated story, Hirtes is now celebrating its demise, solely so Chris can't go to it anymore.
https://twitter.com/NaziIncelJosh
https://twitter.com/moon_retard




I'm not sure if these are Hirtes accounts or some other idiot (there are a lot of Hirtes-lite morons orbiting Chris on twitter)
https://twitter.com/NeighborhoodW10
https://twitter.com/BoiCup
https://twitter.com/Givemethestone (This one is the GutsIs account and has renamed itself, it is now trying to LARP and get Chris' 'infinity stone' ring)

 

[Done]

I'm not sure if these are Hirtes accounts or some other idiot (there are a lot of Hirtes-lite morons orbiting Chris on twitter)
https://twitter.com/NeighborhoodW10
https://twitter.com/BoiCup
https://twitter.com/Givemethestone (This one is the GutsIs account and has renamed itself, it is now trying to LARP and get Chris' 'infinity stone' ring)

None of them is Hirtes, they're all different speds.

 

[Hellfire]

https://twitter.com/BAWWWWWWWWWWWW

Another one https://twitter.com/acheekiebreekie

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Mike Hirtes, master of disguise, strikes again. No reasonable person would think that was him. There's just absolutely nothing in common!

 

[Dank and Edgy Autist]

Now he's blocking me.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

>Bullied off of KiwiFarms
>Bullied and Banned from /cow/ on a regular basis
>Bullied by /mlp/ spergs
>Bullied by Kengle
>Bullied by CWC

Why hasn't he necked himself yet?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

>Bullied off of KiwiFarms
>Bullied and Banned from /cow/ on a regular basis
>Bullied by /mlp/ spergs
>Bullied by Kengle
>Bullied by CWC

Why hasn't he necked himself yet?

Because he's so autistic he thinks he's winning.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Because he's so autistic he thinks he's winning.

You know you are a failure when you get your shit kicked in by Kengle and /mlp/.

 

[AnOminous]

You know you are a failure when you get your shit kicked in by Kengle and /mlp/.

It's almost an accomplishment to reach Hirtes' advanced geriatric age and still have accomplished less than any other loser with a thread here.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

It's almost an accomplishment to reach Hirtes' advanced geriatric age and still have accomplished less than any other loser with a thread here.

In fact, you could say that the only thing he's been a success at is being a failure. And in that, he's been a raging success.

 

[Dank and Edgy Autist]

He should be the definition of Autistic Screeching

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He should be the definition of Autistic Screeching

Not just the definition

He is Autistic Screeching itself.

 

[sax_banana]

You guys wanna start making sockpuppet accounts and harass michael? Give the pedo-furry a taste of his own medicine?

Actuallt, nevermind. Then we'd be just as bad as him

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Actuallt, nevermind. Then we'd be just as bad as him

Quite a circlejerk @sax_banana.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

As always, your mastery of the art of hiding your identity online astounds, Mike.

I mean, you specifically stating you hated the things that define you really threw me for a loop, it really almost threw me off the trail of you making a beeline for this thread two days after you registered, if it hadn't been for that underscore, who knows how long you might have gone undetected!

 

[sax_banana]

As always, your mastery of the art of hiding your identity online astounds, Mike.

I mean, you specifically stating you hated the things that define you really threw me for a loop, it really almost threw me off the trail of you making a beeline for this thread two days after you registered, if it hadn't been for that underscore, who knows how long you might have gone undetected!

Dude, i'm not michael. Just look me up on twitter.

 

[Chopinpiano]

send proof to a mod?

 

[sax_banana]

send proof to a mod?

yeah sure. who's a mod?

 

[lolwut]

yeah sure. who's a mod?

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