Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[sax_banana]

found our boy in the latest dillin thomas video. You know it's him because Michael always thinks that by adding "stealth" he's being stealthy

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Michael always thinks that by adding "stealth" he's being stealthy

Which is a grade of autism somewhere around "If I close my eyes no one can see me".

 

[Big Nasty]

Hirtes apparently has some kind of fixation on people who live in messy houses. The only funny thing he has ever produced was an extremely detailed description of Mark Merlinos house.

I have found a printout of this actual post from the old CYD forums. Should I take a photo of it or transcribe it?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I have found a printout of this actual post from the old CYD forums. Should I take a photo of it or transcribe it?

Transcribe that shit, homes, ain't no one wanna read a photo.

 

[Rogowski]

You don't have a scanner at least?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Is the same guy who assaulted the clock li guy

 

[AnOminous]

I have found a printout of this actual post from the old CYD forums. Should I take a photo of it or transcribe it?

>asks this last year
>fucks off without doing either

 

[Big Nasty]

>asks this last year
>fucks off without doing either

Yeah, I forgot about about it

Here are photog of printout. read em and weep.
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BTW, is Hirtes fucking dead or what? There hasn't been any action in this thread since September .

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

BTW, is Hirtes fucking dead or what?

Was he ever really alive?

 

[Ashley Lynne Coulter]

He fucks around on http://www.lulz.net mainly

 

[Rogowski]

Caught him in the wild in February on julay.world/cow/ crying about Josh in a Josh thread:

 

[Meat Pickle]

Caught him in the wild in February on julay.world/cow/ crying about Josh in a Josh thread:
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As much as the /cow/ community hates us, when it comes to Hirtes, we are united by our hatred for him.

 

[lolwut]

Surprised he hasn't dropped from the 'rona. Guess you'd have to leave the house for once to do that, though.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

He actually, really thinks he's good at hiding his identity, doesn't he?

 

[Rogowski]

He actually, really thinks he's good at hiding his identity, doesn't he?

Literally all you have to do is find the guy defending Hirtes. There never-fail rule here is nobody defends Hirtes but Hirtes.

As much as the /cow/ community hates us, when it comes to Hirtes, we are united by our hatred for him.

The best thing about this is prior to getting doxxed on 8chan’s /cow/ his thread has long been dead there and indeed nobody gave a fuck about him until he got doxxed there and he spent a fucking week defending himself (this was almost 9 months after he swore on New Year’s Eve to never come back there either, which effectively killed his thread) and that’s when strangers took notice of the pure, uncut, autism they were witnessing.

 

[Adamska]

He actually, really thinks he's good at hiding his identity, doesn't he?

Near-tards like Hirtes and Shaner are so dumb they think if they keep repeating a lie people will eventually believe it. They still think it works like it might have done when they were kids.

It's proof of his low-iq and crippling retardation honestly. In this case, it's pretty obvious he's pissed that he stopped being relevant too.

 

[Rogowski]

I think it’s also worth noting that Hirtes loves to address all the rumors, dox, trolling of himself, etc on /cow/ and twitter but since I had found and posted that photo that is allegedly of Hirtes he hasn’t mentioned it all. Is he scared to address it or is it not actually him and he’s trying to avoid addressing it since it’s not actually him?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I think it’s also worth noting that Hirtes loves to address all the rumors, dox, trolling of himself, etc on /cow/ and twitter but since I had found and posted that photo that is allegedly of Hirtes he hasn’t mentioned it all. Is he scared to address it or is it not actually him and he’s trying to avoid addressing it since it’s not actually him?

Hard to say, his brain's so fucking miswired that it's hard to tell exactly what sets him off and makes him do certain things outside of very specific stimuli, like mentioning his name negatively in a thread about some other figure he hates, or saying that he can't get his fap art drawn anymore, or calling him pointing out he's a furry.

 

[Great Dane]

Reading the OP, is the Mike / 'Mitch Fox' in this article supposed to be Mike Hirtes? The article mentions Mitch Fox being around the Leicester/Leicestershire area in England, but isn't Hirtes from Iowa, USA?

 

[Anomalocaris]

Reading the OP, is the Mike / 'Mitch Fox' in this article supposed to be Mike Hirtes? The article mentions Mitch Fox being around the Leicester/Leicestershire area in England, but isn't Hirtes from Iowa, USA?
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"Mitch Fox" is the "fursona" of the person who owned/operated Crushyiffdestroy back in the day, most usually known simply as "Mitch" on the forums. He lived in Leicestershire at the time (and probably still does for all I know) - I remember some other English fur tracking down his address and threatening to turn up at his house . All of us forum regulars knew that he was a furry, though none of us had any idea back then that he actually had a fursuit - this article appeared after CYD got canned.