Mike From PA / Central_Committee / Michael W Beyer / "Malding Mike" / "Alpha Mike" - Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"

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He probably knows he's spewing bullshit, but he needs to pander to his audience. There is nothing to be gained with telling the truth.
There is everything for him to gain by lying and telling everyone how he's "not like the other internet socialists" when he barks about how nobody except him knew what a sewer socialist meant for the 50th time.
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Mike From PA is about an “accredited lawyer” as AOC is about an exceptional politician for wearing a Tax The Rich dress at a Met Gala supported by the richest celebrities that live behind gated and rich communities
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If else fails, AOC has two decent ways of keeping food on the table:
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If the grift fails, Mike has nothing coming to him except a .38 to the throat.
 
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well this thread is dead. probably because the OP got banned. It hasn't stopped Mike From PA from continuing to be a lolcow though.
 
Rudolf's Friend said:
well this thread is dead. probably because the OP got banned. It hasn't stopped Mike From PA from continuing to be a lolcow though.
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This thread has a lot of potential and I dislike Mike but the OP breaks my computer so I can't really dive deep into the lore. Maybe it can be fixed, maybe not, no idea.
 
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Ita Mori said:
These "socialism is when no make money" tards think this line is such a win and uncounterable.

Bitch, no one's calling you a champagne socialist because you make money, you're called one because that money never goes to the causes you claim to champion. The people don't get anything, and nobody except politicians you bootlick ever see a donation from you.
When you use your income to buy bougie luxuries and spend all day on your ass while claiming you're a worker, it naturally rubs 3rd world leftists who genuinely struggle the wrong way, and it makes your political opponents point and laugh at the people who are stupid enough to support a false idol.

Internet socialists are 21st century televangelists, and just like those who donate money to the 700 club, people who donate to Mike from PA deserve to be bullied into a ditch.
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I’d genuinely like to see any of these terminally online leftist “e-celebs” who are supposedly “socialist”, attempt to survive one month (or even one week) living in the mountains of Chiapas with the EZLN (a literal socialist/commie Mexican peasant uprising group).

They’d probably make it about 12 hours before realizing the food sucks and they can’t get enough bandwidth to upload content for “clout” (I’m assuming the Zapatistas have internet by now).
 
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Lol the Zapatistas told Zach De La Rocha to go fuck himself when wanted to join their cause in the early 00s, calling him a bougie pendejo who profited off the struggles of the people and bastardized marxist rhetoric by commercializing it into pop songs that rather than awakening the youth, only made for revolution to be perceived as a hip capitalist fad for suburban anarkiddies.

They'd probably shoot Mike on sight if they knew who he was.
 
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Hungry Wes Borland said:
Please someone consume and regurgitate this moron's hot garbage on my behalf. I love and miss his updates.
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Nothing much is happening. He is still screaming 95% of the time on his livestream, still a tankie retard. The only thing that happened is that he started fucking (or became roommates, but knowing this degen it's most likely fucking) the Twitch socialist Vtuber Vio (Link). He's simping for the SAG-AFTRA strike hard right now, but other than that nothing worth mentioning happened.
 
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Kees H said:
Nothing much is happening. He is still screaming 95% of the time on his livestream, still a tankie retard. The only thing that happened is that he started fucking (or became roommates, but knowing this degen it's most likely fucking) the Twitch socialist Vtuber Vio (Link). He's simping for the SAG-AFTRA strike hard right now, but other than that nothing worth mentioning happened.
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Making content for adsense bucks is scab-work. SAG-AFTRA has released several statements...
 
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Orange Rhymer said:
Making content for adsense bucks is scab-work. SAG-AFTRA has released several statements...
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Yeah, don't mention that to him in chat tho, as he is the good guy giving them publicity and "donating" to them blah blah more copium from this faggot. Meanwhile he's clickbaiting his stream with SAG-AFTRA stream and grifting for subs at the same time.
 
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Mike got banned from Twitch after making a comment saying he'd pay 100k (as if) for someone to harm Destiny.


it is possible he was banned because Asmongold brought it up on stream and gave Twitch an ultimatum: fix your moderation or he'll bring on Dan (from Destiny's orbit) to sperg about Twitch's platform, Mike isn't the first to offer bounties or tell people to go and kill people they dislike but he's seemingly the first one getting banned for it.
 
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Is he still simping for that chick that looks like she is pushing 40 and shames people for not giving her money?
 
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