Militia Movement: Spastics with Automatic Weapons and Tinfoil

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Recently, a few cows have been brought up to light who identify themselves as being part of this strange group of people, most notably John Ritzheimer and Martin Lindstedt. I believe that there's probably more of these clowns out there right for making fun of, but I've been doing some reading on this Militia Movement and it's quite spergy in itself. Check out what the ADL had to say about them:

The militia movement is a relatively new right-wing extremist movement consisting of armed paramilitary groups, both formal and informal, with an anti-government, conspiracy-oriented ideology. Militia groups began to form not long after the deadly standoff at Waco, Texas, in 1993; by the spring of 1995, they had spread to almost every state. Many members of militia groups have been arrested since then, usually on weapons, explosives and conspiracy charges. Although the militia movement has declined in strength from its peak in early 1996, it remains an active movement, especially in the Midwest, and continues to cause a number of problems for law enforcement and the communities in which militia groups are active.

http://archive.adl.org/learn/ext_us/militia_m.html

Lately, the movement has been featured in various recent news articles, including this one from Raw Story and this interesting interview.

Reading through one of the links, some of these assholes have been inspired by a book that well known white nationalist William Luther Pierce wrote called The Turner Diaries.

Further reading:

http://www.thenation.com/article/americas-militia-movement-rise/
http://www.salon.com/2014/07/22/a_m..._post_bundy_and_the_media_wont_talk_about_it/
http://modernmilitiamovement.com/
 
Charles Dyer is apparently some ex marine who was convicted for child molestation. His supporters seem to believe that this was a false conviction (Judging by the articles they have a case for it)

Several Sources (Mostly first page google stuff and they all look fairly biased.)

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/tea-party-leader-arrested-rape
http://www.usobserver.com/archive/march-13/innocent-dyer.htm
http://www.whiteoutpress.com/articl...y-free-falsely-convicted-marine-charles-dyer/
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2011/08/25/ex-marine-and-fugitive-tied-oath-keepers-arrested
 
Back around 2000, I was heavily into post-apocalyptic stuff like the Fallout games and Mad Max. At a used bookstore, I picked up a book called "Patriots: Surviving the Coming Collapse" that was supposed to be about people surviving in a post-apocalyptic America. Instead, it was basically a guidebook showing how militias could take over the country following an economic collapse, couched inside a poorly-written fictional story kind of like a diet Turner Diaries. There's a bunch of Walter Mitty fantasy stuff about militias ambushing convoys and killing government employees with nerve gas, and in the end the "good guys" win and turn America into a fundamentalist Christian police state. The author James Wesley Rawles (or James Wesley, Rawles as he spells it for some weird sovereign citizen logic) is a big survivalist guru and also completely insane. When his wife was diagnosed with terminal cancer, he asked her to choose one of her friends to marry him after she died.
 
I personally find this type of cow funny, while at the same time horrifying. The fact that these people believe that they're the TRUE and HONEST defenders of the US constitution is mind blowing funny and ironic considering their rabid hate of the government, but at the same time horrifying due to the fact that these crazies manage to get their hands on guns, which in most parts of the world would be in the hands of the military or police forces.
 
I think I founded Militiachu
https://www.traditionalright.com/victoria/
In a science Fiction novel about the fight against political correctness and the unconstitutional US government I skimed the first book and it pure gold, and of course is lead by a group called the christen marines
some gems
We sat down in the dining room, with its 1930s floral wallpaper and oak wainscoting, polished mahogany table and built-in breakfront, and Mr. Kraft said grace—in Latin. Mrs. Kraft, and only Mrs. Kraft, served, from the kitchen. Somehow, it all felt right, even though my generation had been taught it was wrong.
“Shit, he’s head of the North American Man-Boy Love Association. Even most of the other gays don’t like those perverts,” said Hokem’s chief of staff, “Ms.” Virginia Teitelbaum. “Boss, if you’re dancing to his tune, you’ve got to tell us why.”

“Because Don and the rest of the gays have me by the balls, that’s why,” Hokem said. “Well, not that way, but you know what I mean.”
The government and the “health industry” that lived off the government whooped it up that tobacco smoke was second only to Xyclon B as the worst thing you could inhale. At first, they just tried to get smokers to quit. But like all bandwagons of the absurd, once their campaign got rolling it rolled over everybody. Soon, they were shrieking that just smelling the smoke from someone else’s pipe, cigar, or cigarette was enough to put you in the grave tomorrow, or by next week at the latest. They called it “second-hand smoke.”
Everything was political. You chose your words politically, your clothes politically, your entertainment politically. If all three were clean and dull, you were on the right. If they were dirty and suggestive, you were on the left. You had to be one or the other, because everything was.
 
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