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Militia Movement: Spastics with Automatic Weapons and Tinfoil
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GabeRegan
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I remember seeing a book in a Walgreens around 2008. The plot of the book about how the commie-liberals had finally changed the Constitution to allow foreign born Americans to run for President and were celebrating the first such individual being sworn in office. Naturally his name was suspiciously similar to Obama and the first thing he did was allow islamic terrorists into the country. The heroes were some All-American Aryan militia types who were fighting to take back their country. I don't remember the name of the book since I read the back cover and put it straight back, but I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up showing up here.
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They must all be valued customers to these guys..
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I'm sorry but I think it's cute how they make up their own faux military tabs (The Three Percent and Oath Keepers patches) to try and make it look like they have some sort of authority or went through some rigorous training that makes them elite.
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So basically rednecks who weren't allowed to join the National Guard.
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The introduction is an autistic rant about returning to victorian era social values and burning female episcopalian ministers at the stake.
When was this written, it sounds like Roosh's wank material.
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This is what happens when you let rednecks think they contribute to society
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What the fuck does "three percent" mean? Is it like some weird bastardization of biker gangs and "one percenter's"?
Also apparently there's no militias in my native Massachusetts, AKA the heart of the American Revolution and all that other shit they wank it to. I can't decide if I'm relieved or disappointed to be completely honest.
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My friend and discussed militias a few days ago. I think if they focused more on learning how to serve the community as opposed to being a bunch of bubbas with guns they would clean up the whole militia image. For example a bunch of citizens who have a background in EMS skills and reacting to natural or manmade disasters who all came together would be taken more seriously than the guys who go in the woods 2 days out of the year and try to play Army.
But that's not exciting enough for these jackasses. These assholes basically want to play IRL Call of Duty, not be useful members of society who aren't waving guns around like they do their dicks.
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I think that was the point since whereas most authors give fictional bomb designs to avoid copycats Pierce explicitly wrote the book to create copycats
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Seriously. If done right it could really benefit the community. Train up members in order to take command if a disaster happens in the area and keep the peace until the government is able to regain control.
Heck, if they have to keep the militia aspect train them as what militias are supposed to be, a mustered defense force for the whole country. Have them work with the government and basically use them as a reserve of the reserves. Make each member sign a declaration that in any defensive war that they would serve the United States first and foremost. That way you can keep your dang militia and the brotherhood aspects of it without having the aspects of attacking the U.S. at the drop of a hat.
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Could not have said it better. A militia is important but it is rarely done right and the ones with the strongest voices in the militia are usually the ones that paint the worst kind of picture for it. Honestly if the militia was more like the one you described i would probably be a member and i would assume most LEO/EMS types would be as well.
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I actually had to look it up too just now. Apparently it's a call back to how during the American Revolution the entire active forces of the US never was more then 3% of the population. Also for others to "never underestimate the power of a small group of committed citizens to change the world". It's basically just a bunch of dumbasses taking a term from history to increase their personal clout. Sort of like when political groups adopted the Tea Party name.
These guys are serious losers who fantasize about the glory of war. Most of them probably have never served and fantasize about hand to hand fighting where they win every time or picking off targets from miles away. I've never looked into them but everything they do looks like a tactical gun club.
While I was looking up what 3% was I found this photo.
This is from a patrol/contact class (page). What are they even doing here? I don't know but if they did this in the field they'd get wiped by competent soldiers who know to space out. At least the dude in front will look cool when everyone dies.
Another photo I found was this one.
I'm not sure about the rest of you but if I was organizing a serious organization that might end up in a firefight I'd standardize a rifle caliber. That way resupply is easy and if you run out of ammo you know that your buddy is shooting the same stuff you are. Here you can see 3 or 4 different sizes of cartridges being used.
Ok sperging is over.
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I dont know which is worse radical feminists on the left side of the politcal spectrum or these keyboard commandos on the far right.
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That's actually an easy one. These wackos actually carry guns and are willing to kill you if you were to fuck with them IRL. The worst radfem looks like nothing compared to these clowns.
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So, this Victoria book that was mentioned on the last page...I decided to give it a read because I'm a crazy motherfucker.
Holy damn. Here's a plot summary so far. So a guy gets butthurt that a woman gets to read out a battle where some marines died, so he butts in and says it before her. When he's asked to apologise, he refuses. His boss then starts talking like a lunatic feminist about how if he doesn't apologise then the local Representaive (A woman) will get angry and stall his promotion.
This is in first person, so the writer can simply put his self insert in there and fellate himself by making himself a key player in the fall of the US and the rise of Victoria. THen the real hilarity starts. He gathers together ex marines (Helped by his black friend because the writer gives him a token black friend) who are all conveniently policeman and even one who happens to be an editor at Globe.
Then the real idiocy starts. HE REFORMS THE MARINE CORPS! Yeah, in an act of self importance so over the top it's shocking, the author decided that his self insert should do just as they did in 1775 and signs a piece of paper with these ex marines. Oh but it gets even better. Check out these quotes.
Is this true, Americans? I don't know, but I highly doubt that's the case.
Fucking lol. So these Marines are basically a Christian Militia that are prepared to take up arms against the government to restore the ten commandments. See, that might not sound so bad, but lets get the same quote and change some of the words.
See what I mean? I can't continue any further than this tonight, but there you are. Fucking hell I need a drink.
Holy damn. Here's a plot summary so far. So a guy gets butthurt that a woman gets to read out a battle where some marines died, so he butts in and says it before her. When he's asked to apologise, he refuses. His boss then starts talking like a lunatic feminist about how if he doesn't apologise then the local Representaive (A woman) will get angry and stall his promotion.
This is in first person, so the writer can simply put his self insert in there and fellate himself by making himself a key player in the fall of the US and the rise of Victoria. THen the real hilarity starts. He gathers together ex marines (Helped by his black friend because the writer gives him a token black friend) who are all conveniently policeman and even one who happens to be an editor at Globe.
Then the real idiocy starts. HE REFORMS THE MARINE CORPS! Yeah, in an act of self importance so over the top it's shocking, the author decided that his self insert should do just as they did in 1775 and signs a piece of paper with these ex marines. Oh but it gets even better. Check out these quotes.
Is this true, Americans? I don't know, but I highly doubt that's the case.
Fucking lol. So these Marines are basically a Christian Militia that are prepared to take up arms against the government to restore the ten commandments. See, that might not sound so bad, but lets get the same quote and change some of the words.
See what I mean? I can't continue any further than this tonight, but there you are. Fucking hell I need a drink.
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Yeah, definitely would have thought full on single-file is suicide out in the field. One good bullet to the lead guy's head could potentially go through several more of them before they noticed. That and any explosive ordnance would take them all out..I actually had to look it up too just now. Apparently it's a call back to how during the American Revolution the entire active forces of the US never was more then 3% of the population. Also for others to "never underestimate the power of a small group of committed citizens to change the world". It's basically just a bunch of dumbasses taking a term from history to increase their personal clout. Sort of like when political groups adopted the Tea Party name.
These guys are serious losers who fantasize about the glory of war. Most of them probably have never served and fantasize about hand to hand fighting where they win every time or picking off targets from miles away. I've never looked into them but everything they do looks like a tactical gun club.
While I was looking up what 3% was I found this photo.
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This is from a patrol/contact class (page). What are they even doing here? I don't know but if they did this in the field they'd get wiped by competent soldiers who know to space out. At least the dude in front will look cool when everyone dies.
Another photo I found was this one.
I'm not sure about the rest of you but if I was organizing a serious organization that might end up in a firefight I'd standardize a rifle caliber. That way resupply is easy and if you run out of ammo you know that your buddy is shooting the same stuff you are. Here you can see 3 or 4 different sizes of cartridges being used.
Ok sperging is over.
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Wow they look more like a bunch of airsoft tryhards than an actual fighting forceI actually had to look it up too just now. Apparently it's a call back to how during the American Revolution the entire active forces of the US never was more then 3% of the population. Also for others to "never underestimate the power of a small group of committed citizens to change the world". It's basically just a bunch of dumbasses taking a term from history to increase their personal clout. Sort of like when political groups adopted the Tea Party name.
These guys are serious losers who fantasize about the glory of war. Most of them probably have never served and fantasize about hand to hand fighting where they win every time or picking off targets from miles away. I've never looked into them but everything they do looks like a tactical gun club.
While I was looking up what 3% was I found this photo.
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This is from a patrol/contact class (page). What are they even doing here? I don't know but if they did this in the field they'd get wiped by competent soldiers who know to space out. At least the dude in front will look cool when everyone dies.
Another photo I found was this one.
I'm not sure about the rest of you but if I was organizing a serious organization that might end up in a firefight I'd standardize a rifle caliber. That way resupply is easy and if you run out of ammo you know that your buddy is shooting the same stuff you are. Here you can see 3 or 4 different sizes of cartridges being used.
Ok sperging is over.