Lovequest Misc Colin Communications - Updated

[DeadMansHand]

Actually, this exchange is from a period where I very deliberately dialed Colin back and made him much more reasonable. I abandoned him shortly afterwards because, as I said, he had become too much of a troll/antagonist and, even with a more reasonable demeanor, he wasn't really serving any useful purpose. Besides, even if he was being more reasonable, I doubt that Colin would have succeeded in getting through to Chris: he was a dang stereotypical male after all.

I'm dying to know if there was any response to Colin calling Chris about about the Snyder thing. Colin seems perfectly reasonable, but I can't see Chris responding to that email with anything other than rage and accusations of Colin being in on the Giant Troll Conspiracy.

He has a ton of patience when talking to Chris though. I can't see a real person responding to Chris's babbling with anything other than 'WTF. Leave me alone." I know what Chris was talking about and I still have problems deciphering his gibberish.

 

[A-№1]

This is great and I really don't think it's ween-ie in the least. Colin is doing a great job of responding as a normal, well adjusted person would when confronted by Chris. A "WTF?!" followed by giving him back all the bullshit he's throwing out there.

I don't know about that. I'm more of the opinion Colin was TOO patient dealing with Chris to be real. Most normal, well adjusted people would fly off at Chris in fairly short order for all the shit he was saying.

Why wouldn't he still be alive?

I suspect legos were shaken at some point prior. Very angrily.

It's a cartoon character from the Beatles cartoon Yellow Submarine. Oddly enough, he's actually a protagonist and is pretty smart.

Which is pretty damn esoteric for Chris. Then again, I had to look up his Gwen Morgendorffer reference, which seems a little more Chris' speed even without tan armed hedgehogs.

I'm guessing Chris hasn't heard about what's happened with Bill Cosby recently.

We need to remember that these leaks are a bit dated. I believe they are from before the current revelations about Cosby went public, when the worst that could be said about the man was an abnormal need to push pudding pops. We can't blame Chris for something he couldn't possibly have known at the time.

His Lego-Minifgure received a good shaking, I assume.

You beat me to it. Then again, does lego even make black minifigs? I thought they were all yellow.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He implies that he doesn't feel "Publicly Invisible" anymore. "

Brother, it is hard to be invisible when you are a fat, disgusting, greasy crossdressing manchild

 

[Handsome Pete]

You beat me to it. Then again, does lego even make black minifigs? I thought they were all yellow.

So, was the part of Colin played by Lego Lando Calrissian or Lego Mace Windu?

I'm kidding, of course. It was Model Magic Blachu.

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

Some great Highlights.
Telling Chris the un-clit is nonsense.
CWC's obsession with tribbing.
CWC's obsession with high school grades. Hot tip, they don't mean a thing a few years out of high school.
I like Colin.

 

[blackie toy]

These are the last of the text messages. What's notable (and hilarious) about these is where Chris claims that he can literally fuck himself in the ass.

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You kept bothering me Friday Night when I was working on the medals, doing MY Job.

No wonder Chris hasn't been getting the medals out fast enough! It's all Colin's fault!

 

[Blueberry]

Just for continuities sake, and for quick reference, I'm just gonna leave this here:

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Fatty just can't seem to stop with the TMI.

He can't just say a little, he has to spill every detail from start to finish even when it makes him look even worse in comparison.

I wonder if that's an autismu thing or just Fatty being stupid.

 

[TheJukku]

Just for continuities sake, and for quick reference, I'm just gonna leave this here:

Context! Heh. pretty useful.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Actually, this exchange is from a period where I very deliberately dialed Colin back and made him much more reasonable. I abandoned him shortly afterwards because, as I said, he had become too much of a troll/antagonist and, even with a more reasonable demeanor, he wasn't really serving any useful purpose. Besides, even if he was being more reasonable, I doubt that Colin would have succeeded in getting through to Chris: he was a dang stereotypical male after all.

I would say you a adandoned Colin a little too fast, "he" was just reacting as any normal person would if they had the misfortune to be sucked into Fattys world, in fact I'd argue that Colin was a bit more restrained then another person would be in his emails.

If Fatty was trying to date one of your friends and he sent these emails to you, would you have been this gentle and calm? I hope not for your friends sake.

I would be interested to see how Fatty would handle dealing with just a regular joe who has no real reason to put up with his shit. Calling him out on his bs but Fatty has no choice but to deal with it because Colin holds the key that unlocks China.

Kinda like the father call I guess...

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Which is pretty damn esoteric for Chris.

He only knows about "Yellow Submarine" because of Beatles Rock Band. Seriously.

 

[unfer]

Or maybe he believes that real Sex just means slamming bodyparts together and any other form of stimulation is useless.
I apologize for maybe putting some horrible pictures in your head.

Or recalling a few

 

[lisaface]

We need to remember that these leaks are a bit dated. I believe they are from before the current revelations about Cosby went public, when the worst that could be said about the man was an abnormal need to push pudding pops. We can't blame Chris for something he couldn't possibly have known at the time.

Yes, it looks like the texts where he talks about Cosby being awesome are from October 11, and the Cosby rape discussion didn't start until a few days after that. But Chris also listed Tim Allen as a role model, who said (well before this) that he uses the n-word often, so we can't expect him to keep track of what bad things the "good" males are up to all the time.

 

[Holdek]

"Very Attracted to Me" = sustained polite conversation at outreach event

How much would it suck to get a call from CWC after this asking to trib?

 

[Ca Ira]

I just...can't get over how dim he is. Colin says he has a doctorate from Oxford, and Chris replies "I had honor roll all through grade and middle school. I have a 2 year degree in computer aided drafting." ONE UPPED HIM, CHRISSY!

I think this is the academic equivalent of the 10-ton doghouse.

 

[jemas42]

This set of emails came about when Colin became concerned for Catherine after Chris hinted that he had a criminal past. The rest is pretty self-explanatory.

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You know what I love? I was gonna say that the way Colin could spill into weenery is if he 'googled Chris and discovered the CWCki.' And Chris told him to go there. Does he not realize how bad it makes him look or does he think people won't believe the extensively documented information there.

Also, what is his obsession with calling Snyder Stonewall Jackson? Is that a turn of phrase people use in Virginia?

 

[Relax Guy]

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For a brief moment, I thought that was Chris's autistic way of wishing Colin to fuck lots of women of different skin colors and then end up with syphalis.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It should be noted that in an email sent to Shaina, Chris was worried that Colin would leak all sorts of info to CWCki. Hm. It's almost as if he believes he needs to be careful about what he divulges to total strangers.

 

[Fenneko]

It should be noted that in an email sent to Shaina, Chris was worried that Colin would leak all sorts of info to CWCki. Hm. It's almost as if he believes he needs to be careful about what he divulges to total strangers.

Sauce, please?

 

[Holdek]

Actually, this exchange is from a period where I very deliberately dialed Colin back and made him much more reasonable. I abandoned him shortly afterwards because, as I said, he had become too much of a troll/antagonist and, even with a more reasonable demeanor, he wasn't really serving any useful purpose. Besides, even if he was being more reasonable, I doubt that Colin would have succeeded in getting through to Chris: he was a dang stereotypical male after all.

Please tell me that you had him call Chris "naive" at least once...

To use our word of the day, Chris is the one who's "lackadaisical" about that whole felony thing. "Don't worry, as soon as probation ends I won't be a felon anymore." Uh, about that... :/

It's true though. Part of the plea deal is that felony gets turned into a misdemeanor, IIRC.