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Imagine if Thetan had made a letter from Colin's mother telling Chris off. He would mock Colin for hiding behind his mother's skirts, the hypocrisy flying right over his head.

Pretty much. I mean, he mocked Lars about his obsession of model boats like it was childish... and then smashed a boat made of legos to make fun of him. During the Calling Out saga he was informed that one of the "trolls" he was doxxing was a tranny and Chris, despite starting the tomgirl stuff at this point, made fun of the trollsona for it and said he'd NEVER want to cut off his dick which now seems kind of eerie now.
 
^ he might view "intelligent" conversations through a cloud. they don't make much sense to him, so when he babbles, he knows he isn't making a lot of sense - he's just clouding his speech, mimicking what intelligent people sound like to him

or something
I've always thought this. Because Chris thinks he's incredibly intelligent, it doesn't occur to him that other people might actually understand words that fly over his head. For instance, in this exchange, he clearly has no clue what "pretentious" means other than "something bad that you might say to a posh person."

Chris sounds angry that Colin not only has his own life in order and a well paying job, but can both control his finances and afford to pay all of his bills and debts, live somewhere beautiful, and if he wanted to, to buy all of the Lego and copies of Sonic Boom he wants.
Chris doesn't seem to get that people who have those things have worked for them. I think he deliberately chooses to interpret it as dumb luck on their part, because acknowledging that they worked for what they have implicitly means admitting his own failings. It's ironic that having the kind of life where you can afford loads of Lego and Sanic crap is the kind of life where you don't want those things.

See, that's less beneficial for Barb, then.

Because now that I'm confident Barb's seen COPS, I'm now thinking about how much more of a exceptional individual she is to think she could beat cops.
She's a manipulator and quite possibly a bit of a psycho. She probably thought she could talk her way out of it and when that didn't work, she didn't know what to do - the idea that she might be subject to the same laws that regular folks are was just too much. Now we know where Chris gets it from.
 
I've always thought this. Because Chris thinks he's incredibly intelligent, it doesn't occur to him that other people might actually understand words that fly over his head. For instance, in this exchange, he clearly has no clue what "pretentious" means other than "something bad that you might say to a posh person."
It certainly reminds one of the Dunning Kruger effect (which is making its way through Chris life like a red string).
Add to that his attitude of "I know what I was trying to say, so if he doesn't understand, then that must mean he's an idiot." without ever considering that maybe the error is on his part (ie: choice of words, abstract metaphors or unusual figures of speech)
Seriously, if Chris understanding of the theory of mind was any worse, he wouldn't introduce the topic of whatever he was talking about, assuming everyone was on the same page as him at all times (as if they'd magically know what he was talking about).


Chris doesn't seem to get that people who have those things have worked for them. I think he deliberately chooses to interpret it as dumb luck on their part, because acknowledging that they worked for what they have implicitly means admitting his own failings. It's ironic that having the kind of life where you can afford loads of Lego and Sanic crap is the kind of life where you don't want those things.
I personally blame cartoons for that. Namely the ones where rich kids always are assholes who just happened to be born to a household with gold plated diapers.
It's a really weird world view where Chris deserves a shitton (like a sweetheart, a ton of money, attention, asspattings and so on) just for being Chris, while everyone else undeservingly got stuff, even though they worked hard to earn them. "Earning something" is certainly a concept Chris has trouble understanding.

She's a manipulator and quite possibly a bit of a psycho. She probably thought she could talk her way out of it and when that didn't work, she didn't know what to do - the idea that she might be subject to the same laws that regular folks are was just too much. Now we know where Chris gets it from.
When all this shit went down, she claimed to have issues with her heart, IIRC. I'm a hundred percent certain she thought she could use that as a get-out-of-jail-free-card. Like the cops would call an ambulance and ol' Barbara Anne would just walk out the hospital, catching a cab home, with a smug "Suckers, the lot of them!" on her lips.

And on top of that she continues to let her son drive wherever he wants. ALONE! I mean, how many times does Chris have to get arrested before she understands that no matter where he goes (intentionally or not) he always draws negative attention to himself?
Well, to be fair, I guess most often Barb doesn't really learn about Chris being banned in yet another store. Apparently, he was recently banned from the Get-Tar region over his BLARMS-hissy fit and we only found out through a leak of Catie-Emails...

Most likely Chris just leaves the house, gets back some time later and whines, bitches and moans about JERKOPS, Manajerks, the male population and discrimination. Sometimes he might be doing that out of frustration over being banned yet again.
I don't see Barb being that much interested in Chris escapades...

Still even with the few things she must know about, she should pay a lot more attention to the misadventures of her son.
 
The funny thing (at least from my experience with lesbian pornography ) is that tribadism isn't even the most often used position in porn. It's difficult to shoot and a bit awkward if you're not really into the one you are doing it with (as I was told by a bi-sexual friend). But I assume that any other form of lesbian sex might be an unpleasant idea for Chris with all that body fluids and maybe he even realizes that he doesn't have too much down there to go down on except that damn near 7-incher and a holey taint. Nothing that a lesbian would go crazy about. Or maybe he believes that real Sex just means slamming bodyparts together and any other form of stimulation is useless.
I apologize for maybe putting some horrible pictures in your head.


Its also not very popular with lesbians in general. Alot harder to get direct stimulation and all that.
 
I've always thought this. Because Chris thinks he's incredibly intelligent, it doesn't occur to him that other people might actually understand words that fly over his head. For instance, in this exchange, he clearly has no clue what "pretentious" means other than "something bad that you might say to a posh person."

To Chris he is perfect, if he can't process something no one can.

It's like when he mashes words together, he knows what words he wants to mash into a term it's your ignorant self who can't grasp it. His basic English skill's are more than lacking and he has serious issues of self one of them is understanding his self limitations.
 
I am completely perplexed by the bizarre psychosexual soup of Chris's gender identity. Most people, after they make a request that people use a new pronoun for them, use that pronoun for themselves consistently. But Chris refers to Chris as "he" and "him" pretty consistently (for example, in the Sonic cut-and-paste protest letter).

His request to be referred to as female wasn't public, right? Maybe I am wrong, but I thought this info came mostly from private communications and seeing his "friends" refer to him as female. If he hasn't made an official public posting of "please refer to me using female pronouns", maybe he is easing into it, or isn't ready to go public and realizes that until he does public announcements have to use the male pronoun?
 
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His request to be referred to as female wasn't public, right? Maybe I am wrong, but I thought this info came mostly from private communications and seeing his "friends" refer to him as female. If he hasn't made an official public posting of "please refer to me using female pronouns", maybe he is easing into it, or isn't ready to go public and realizes that until he does public announcements have to use the male pronoun?


Or he's just stupid
 
A few more Colin emails from October 9th, 2014.

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Well, to be fair, I guess most often Barb doesn't really learn about Chris being banned in yet another store. Apparently, he was recently banned from the Get-Tar region over his BLARMS-hissy fit and we only found out through a leak of Catie-Emails...

Most likely Chris just leaves the house, gets back some time later and whines, bitches and moans about JERKOPS, Manajerks, the male population and discrimination. Sometimes he might be doing that out of frustration over being banned yet again.
I don't see Barb being that much interested in Chris escapades...

Still even with the few things she must know about, she should pay a lot more attention to the misadventures of her son.

As long as Chris doesn't get banned from Good Will or maybe McDonald's, Barb won't give a shit. Bitch needs her barbage damnit, and she needs it now!
 
Leaving aside how stupid the poem was, what was he even trying to do? It sounds like right after telling Colin to rot in hell, Chris was trying to cheer him up and send him something entertaining. Did he immediately forget he hated Colin? Or he was just so proud of how many of those words rhymed that he just wanted to show off his brilliance?
 
Oh man, the return of Random Access Humor. I missed it. That was impressively autistic, even by Chris' standards.

Also, based on what he says in the last one...am I the only one who think Chris may have Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha'd Colin?
 
Leaving aside how stupid the poem was, what was he even trying to do?
Every time Chris brings in his random access humor, I assume the only reasons are 1) he's trying to distract attention from a subject he doesn't want to talk about and 2) he's trying to make himself look smart and thus deserving of praise.
 
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