Misc Failed Trolling Attempts

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Coldgrip said:
They (Bob and Chris) had gone out to eat and when they got back Barb had made some spaghetti. Because they were full and they didn't want to eat it at that moment, Barb threw a shit-fit and swore to never cook for them again.
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thanks sir i knew it was something like that
 
I know I'm a bit late for the potato discussion, but giving Chris a sack of potatoes and telling him to prepare a meal is like giving most people a pile of scrap metal and telling them to make a car.
First of all, even though Chris is able to access the kitchen right now, he doesn't really know how to use anything, and he won't even have the tools for long because Barb will soon fill the kitchen with hoard. Second, Chris doesn't know how to cook at all; he's like a home alone teenager who can't, or simply won't do anything other than toss some Hot Pockets or a Hungry Man dinner in the microwave.
He has the palate of a child, and all he will eat is junk food. Even if he were to boil or bake a potato, he would hate the flavour beause unlike everything else he eats, they aren't swimming in grease and salt.
Chris thinks mashed potatoes, grilled chicken, and vegetables is something people would eat in a fancy hotel on their honeymoon. That pretty much says it all.
 
Coldgrip said:
They (Bob and Chris) had gone out to eat and when they got back Barb had made some spaghetti. Because they were full and they didn't want to eat it at that moment, Barb threw a shit-fit and swore to never cook for them again.
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Oh i can relate, slaving in the kitchen all day making Spaghetti and having those two condensating numbnuts coming home all full and content :mad::evil::twisted: Seriously though, could i have the source of this? Feel like i should reread some Christory.

Also: Mashed potatoes mixed with bacon = Instant Win! Kiwifarms told me what i will have for dinner today!
 
deeman said:
Oh i can relate, slaving in the kitchen all day making Spaghetti and having those two condensating numbnuts coming home all full and content :mad::evil::twisted: Seriously though, could i have the source of this? Feel like i should reread some Christory.

Also: Mashed potatoes mixed with bacon = Instant Win! Kiwifarms told me what i will have for dinner today!
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Here you go. It's the second to last paragraph under the Pampering of Chris section.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Barb
 
deeman said:
Seriously though, could i have the source of this? Feel like i should reread some Christory.
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Don't feel too bad, there's so much material over the years it's easy to forget an incident or two. I've been following for five years now, and every now and then a thread comes along mentioning some long-established story that I had never even heard of before.
 
Godot said:
That's awfully fucked up, was she agreeing with him or just trying to shut him up?
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Barn said something nasty about Megan when it came up in conversation. Chris latched onto it and decided she was the troll queen, despite that barn gave him no new information about Megan. Chris knew years ago that Megan complained to Snyder about Chris harassing her - at this point he just decided she shouldn't have had a choice, he thinks she owed him sex and she didn't have the right to refuse.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Barn said something nasty about Megan when it came up in conversation. Chris latched onto it and decided she was the troll queen, despite that barn gave him no new information about Megan. Chris knew years ago that Megan complained to Snyder about Chris harassing her - at this point he just decided she shouldn't have had a choice, he thinks she owed him sex and she didn't have the right to refuse.
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So Barb was the primary reason as to why Chris has decided that the whole trolling thing is Megan. Honestly I'm not surprised if she is behind the Greene county conspiracy as well.
 
DrunkTails said:
So Barb was the primary reason as to why Chris has decided that the whole trolling thing is Megan. Honestly I'm not surprised if she is behind the Greene county conspiracy as well.
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Actually I think we could blame that on Bob more than Barb. He always wanted Chris to live as normal a life as possible, consequences be damned, and that kind of knee jerk reaction to the suggestion of Chris going to a special needs school sounds like something he'd do. A few years later when Chris asks why he left Greene County school, Bob just tells him the staff there hated autistic kids and wanted to lock them away and boom, Greene County Conspiracy
 
Atlas 95 said:
Actually I think we could blame that on Bob more than Barb. He always wanted Chris to live as normal a life as possible, consequences be damned, and that kind of knee jerk reaction to the suggestion of Chris going to a special needs school sounds like something he'd do. A few years later when Chris asks why he left Greene County school, Bob just tells him the staff there hated autistic kids and wanted to lock them away and boom, Greene County Conspiracy
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Good point. I forgot that Bob was the one who wanted to sue Greene County. My apologies for forgetting that crucial Chistorical fact.
 
DrunkTails said:
I forgot that Bob was the one who wanted to sue Greene County.
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I bet if the Chandler's had unlimited financial and legal resources they would constantly file frivolous lawsuits against anyone who displeased them.
You banned my son from your own private property? Lawsuit for discrimination.
You refused to date my son because he was creepy and pushy? Lawsuit for mental distress.
You Changed the color of my beloved childhood hero's arms? Lawsuit for....UGH!
 
butt in trouble said:
I bet if the Chandler's had unlimited financial and legal resources they would constantly file frivolous lawsuits against anyone who displeased them.
You banned my son from your own private property? Lawsuit for discrimination.
You refused to date my son because he was creepy and pushy? Lawsuit for mental distress.
You Changed the color of my beloved childhood hero's arms? Lawsuit for....UGH!
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There is a difference between Bob's suing the school and Barb's insanity. Bob had a very specific goal. He felt Chris would be best off if he was put in a mainstream school. He was going to go to great lengths to accomplish this; he spent a good chunk of his retirement living alone with Chris in another city. Suing Greene County was another manifestion of this decision. Whether this was the right decision or not is certainly very debatable. But it was something he believed was best for Chris and was willing to sacrifice for, so I suppose you have to give him credit.

Barb on the other hand, would probably love to do frivolous lawsuits over everything that upset Chris.
 
timtommy said:
Whether this was the right decision or not is certainly very debatable.
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Empirical evidence suggests that Chris's mainstreaming was a failure.

A lot of students with Autism and other disabilities, who received proper special education and support, have gone on to live independently, found jobs, and many have girlfriends and wives. Ironically, these are the people that Chris looks down on for being "slow in the mind". By any objective measure of success, they've done far better than Chris.
 
Thetan said:
Empirical evidence suggests that Chris's mainstreaming was a failure.

A lot of students with Autism and other disabilities, who received proper special education and support, have gone on to live independently, found jobs, and many have girlfriends and wives. Ironically, these are the people that Chris looks down on for being "slow in the mind". By any objective measure of success, they've done far better than Chris.
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True. But lots of students with autism have been mainstreamed as well, and have gone on to success. Mainstreaming has its proponents, including among experts and people who work with students with disabilities on a regular basis.

In hindsight, it seems clear that mainstreaming did not work out for Chris. It is hard to imagine that he would have done worse if he had gone through an autism specific program, and there are tons of ways he could have done better. I just wonder if that may be a bit of 20-20 hindsight. I don't know if a well-meaning and well-informed person could have met a pre-teen Chris and concluded he might do as well or better in mainstreaming. But I do think that is a possibility.
 
timtommy said:
True. But lots of students with autism have been mainstreamed as well, and have gone on to success. Mainstreaming has its proponents, including among experts and people who work with students with disabilities on a regular basis.

In hindsight, it seems clear that mainstreaming did not work out for Chris. It is hard to imagine that he would have done worse if he had gone through an autism specific program, and there are tons of ways he could have done better. I just wonder if that may be a bit of 20-20 hindsight. I don't know if a well-meaning and well-informed person could have met a pre-teen Chris and concluded he might do as well or better in mainstreaming. But I do think that is a possibility.
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Well, shitty parenting probably played a role as well. A lot of successful Autistic adults had parents who were actively involved with their education; parents who worked with their teachers to help develop their social and academic skills. The only thing Bob and Barb (Barb in particular) accomplished was to establish Chris's sense of victimhood, and paranoia (which Barb continues to feed).

During Chris's formative years, Bob and Barb left him with a babysitter while they went off boozing. This happened at a critical development period. Later, they simply left Chris alone in his room full of toys or, in Barb's case, dropped him off at Toys R Us or the Pokemon League, which functioned as a babysitting service.

So yeah, it's fair to say that it wasn't just mainstreaming that failed, it was a the perfect storm of shitty parenting and lack of specialized educational support that contributed to Chris being such an abject failure.
 
Thetan said:
Well, shitty parenting probably played a role as well. A lot of successful Autistic adults had parents who were actively involved with their education; parents who worked with their teachers to help develop their social and academic skills. The only thing Bob and Barb (Barb in particular) accomplished was to establish Chris's sense of victimhood, and paranoia (which Barb continues to feed).

During Chris's formative years, Bob and Barb left him with a babysitter while they went off boozing. This happened at a critical development period. Later, they simply left Chris alone in his room full of toys or, in Barb's case, dropped him off at Toys R Us or the Pokemon League, which functioned as a babysitting service.

So yeah, it's fair to say that it wasn't just mainstreaming that failed, it was a the perfect storm of shitty parenting and lack of specialized educational support that contributed to Chris being such an abject failure.
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PVCC also functioned as a babysitting service to Borb, he would have just stayed home and played vidya if it was up to him, he probably didn't qualify for any adult day care programs
 
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