More post-jail sightings megathread

[Sorades]

if he bought a switch, a ps4 and a new phone, yeah no shit he aint gonna buy a car

Cars cost thousands of dollars, excluding taxes and repairs that you have to do in the near future.

 

[MelonSalt2.0]

if he bought a switch, a ps4 and a new phone, yeah no shit he aint gonna buy a car

Are we sure he bought them or are they his old consoles? Do we have confirmation all of his shit got thrown away? I could see the lawyer arranging for some of his personal effects to be kept and he finally has enough good boy points for him to use them.

 

[Sorades]

Are we sure he bought them or are they his old consoles? Do we have confirmation all of his shit got thrown away? I could see the lawyer arranging for some of his personal effects to be kept and he finally has enough good boy points for him to use them.

Most of his belongings are still with Barb, though he is not allowed to see her. From what people say, Barb looks even worse than she did before. If she dies, the bank will likely take the house and Chris will never see his old shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Doubtful Chris has the money for buy any car at the moment.

He has over a year's tard bucks in lump sum. He's going to blow that as fast as a retard can. And a Volvo is a cheap used car that runs forever.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Are we sure he bought them or are they his old consoles? Do we have confirmation all of his shit got thrown away? I could see the lawyer arranging for some of his personal effects to be kept and he finally has enough good boy points for him to use them.

I think he was witnessed in Wal-mart buying the Switch. See here.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I wonder if the story that Praetor said about the tugboat accumulating was true and that's why Chris has a car now. But I still think we should have proof of Chris driving around Virginia again.

 

[LadiosSopp]

What are you talking about? Volvos are about as standard as cars get. They’re not even nearly as rare as you’d expect a Swedish brand to be. Before the jail saga I could easily picture Chris driving a Volvo. In fact if I were Bob that’s probably what I’d aim to get him for his own car, Volvos are notoriously safe.

An old 240 maybe haha. An XC90 is pretty doubtful though.

 

[creamy]

An old 240 maybe haha. An XC90 is pretty doubtful though.

no way, 240s are now 5-10k cars, some of the kool aid drinkers over at bring a trailer are getting up to 15k
XC90s are pretty cheap, 2-4k cars even in the retarded car market that exists now, I see one for $800 on marketplace right now, $2500 for one with the V8

regardless, a r*dditor proved to be worthless once again

 

[AnOminous]

no way, 240s are now 5-10k cars, some of the kool aid drinkers over at bring a trailer are getting up to 15k
XC90s are pretty cheap, 2-4k cars even in the retarded car market that exists now, I see one for $800 on marketplace right now, $2500 for one with the V8

regardless, a r*dditor proved to be worthless once again

I would be more surprised at Chris showing up 200 miles from the last place he was known to have been (Big Island) than to have some beater car.

 

[Pee Cola]

An old 240 maybe haha. An XC90 is pretty doubtful though.

Not if it's a 20 year old hooptie XC90.

 

[Black Yoshi]

He has over a year's tard bucks in lump sum. He's going to blow that as fast as a retard can.

And by the time he thinks of getting a new sonchu he'll have blown all the money on vidya.

 

[AnOminous]

And by the time he thinks of getting a new sonchu he'll have blown all the money on vidya.

I'd be surprised if he doesn't get one. I wouldn't even be surprised if some extended family even just gave him a beater on the condition he get tf out of Ruckersville for good.

 

[WonderWino]

I'd be surprised if he doesn't get one. I wouldn't even be surprised if some extended family even just gave him a beater on the condition he get tf out of Ruckersville for good.

If he does end up getting a car I wonder if he'll try to get it painted in sonichu colors like he does with his shoes. I could see him blowing his cash on making it look like a sonichu version of the sheepdog van from dumb and dumber

 

[Sorades]

I'd be surprised if he doesn't get one. I wouldn't even be surprised if some extended family even just gave him a beater on the condition he get tf out of Ruckersville for good.

I can picture him moving to Cali or New York, the only places that would tolerate incestuous rapists. Also doubt any of his family is living in Ruckersville other than his fossilized old mom.

 

[AnOminous]

Also doubt any of his family is living in Ruckersville other than his fossilized old mom.

Who is exactly the one who needs him far, far away from her.

 

[Sorades]

Who is exactly the one who needs him far, far away from her.

Barb is not even mentally in any position to make that decision, she probably doesn't remember Chris anymore. If anything, it could be a family member who will speak for her.

 

[AnOminous]

Barb is not even mentally in any position to make that decision, she probably doesn't remember Chris anymore. If anything, it could be a family member who will speak for her.

That's why I said extended family. We don't really know how far gone she is though.

 

[Sorades]

That's why I said extended family. We don't really know how far gone she is though.

Last time poeple checked, all her hair turned grey, she totaled her car, broken ribs and family is taking care of her. She allegeldy got a reverse mortgage for the house she cant pay for without Chris. Then again, Chris is not allowed to see her anyway.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Barb is not even mentally in any position to make that decision, she probably doesn't remember Chris anymore. If anything, it could be a family member who will speak for her.

Barb also might remember that Chris pleased her more than Bob ever did.

 

[Freya]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDD