More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
    172
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At this point why do Chris's past classmates even keep him as a friend on Facebook? Is it just for lulz or do they think they're doing the right thing by not insulting the special snowflake?
 
SilentObserver said:
At this point why do Chris's past classmates even keep him as a friend on Facebook? Is it just for lulz or do they think they're doing the right thing by not insulting the special snowflake?
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The same reason people come here to read his posts, the lulz.
 
Looking at the comments on the profile pictures of pretty girls on facebook is one of the most hilarious things. There's always at least one Chris clone who is convinced that he can win his way to sex through awkward comments.

It's also easy to bait them into white-knighting. Just find one of those fishing-for-compliments pictures where the girl says she looks ugly and post "I agree". They'll be on your ass immediately.
 
Absinthe said:
Ms Quarles seems very impressive. VP at a marketing agency, and she also founded a website to reward kind people who do good deeds.
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And now all we need is Chris finding this website and spamming it with emails about how a message should be put out so people can get help him stop DOSE DANG DIRTY TWOLLS!!! It could count as a good deed.
 
Thelostcup said:
Looking at the comments on the profile pictures of pretty girls on facebook is one of the most hilarious things. There's always at least one Chris clone who is convinced that he can win his way to sex through awkward comments.
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I know of a party animal-type guy on Facebook who does that ALL the time, but he pretty much gets away with it because he's such a wild and crazy guy. One day he got un-friended, and I don't know what he originally said but the status update about it said something like "but I said her tits are nice!'
 
Bob Boxbody said:
He changes the whole sonics into all these different colors and rages about just changing the arms? Makes no sense...
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Those weren't Sonic recolours, they were HAND DRAWN ORIGINALS :twisted:
 
SilentObserver said:
At this point why do Chris's past classmates even keep him as a friend on Facebook? Is it just for lulz or do they think they're doing the right thing by not insulting the special snowflake?
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People are fake on Facebook and they'll friend someone simply because they went to school together. In the brief period of time that I had a Facebook account years ago I received several requests from people who were total shitlords in high school. Needless to say, I did not accept their friend requests. Apparently, this pissed off the cliquey people from my high school because I was picking and choosing whom I wanted to say in contact with. I ended up trashing my account a couple weeks later because nobody grew up. Point is, Chris has "friends" on Facebook only because of people who are petty enough to friend former classmates even if they had zero contact for those 4 years.

I'm also willing to bet most of them have hidden Chris' posts from their timelines because of all his incessant whining and panhandling.
 
Sega should really part ways with Nintendo and partner up with Microsoft. Imagine how awesome Sonic would look on such an advanced piece of hardware as the Xbox One.
 
The Dude said:
Sega should really part ways with Nintendo and partner up with Microsoft. Imagine how awesome Sonic would look on such an advanced piece of hardware as the Xbox One.
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You know why they call it the Xbox One? It's because when you see it, you'll turn one degree and... oh wait you're still walking towards it.
 
HealthyMcWrap said:
You know why they call it the Xbox One? It's because when you see it, you'll turn one degree and... oh wait you're still walking towards it.
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As you should be. I'm planning on getting one to replace my ailing PS3.
 
The Dude said:
Sega should really part ways with Nintendo and partner up with Microsoft. Imagine how awesome Sonic would look on such an advanced piece of hardware as the Xbox One.
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Last time Sonic ended up on an Xbox platform, they got Sonic 06.
 
The Dude said:
Sega should really part ways with Nintendo and partner up with Microsoft. Imagine how awesome Sonic would look on such an advanced piece of hardware as the Xbox One.
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If sonic was ever to become a xbox exclusive..... Well Either Chris will bite the bullet and get a xbone, or might have a small breakdown. I personally think the latter is more likely.
 
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The Dude said:
Sega should really part ways with Nintendo and partner up with Microsoft. Imagine how awesome Sonic would look on such an advanced piece of hardware as the Xbox One.
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I'd buy an Xbox One just so I could play Master Chief and Sonic at the 2016 Olympics.
 
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