More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
    172
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Oh, this is a wonderful comment from OPL! Usually I can't think of much to say about Chris' antics, but this has really brought out my inner sperg! :heart-full:

asperhes said:
Alright, WTF, here's my translation:

"A few weeks ago I heard the terrible news that Sega had changed the color of Sonic's arms. At the time I was too stressed out by other issues to say anything about it. I feel that this was a terrible decision because Sonic, who is as real as myself or any other human, should not have been forced to alter such a fundamental aspect of his essential being for a trivial reason like insecurity over self-image. It makes Sonic seem weak, when in fact he is the hero of my life. The same criticisms were lodged against Michael Jackson (as real a person as Sonic, remember) when he lightened his skin for arguably petty reasons.

"Some of you might be worrying if this news might cause me to off myself. I'll tell you what, the fact that I haven't killed myself already despite the fact that I've felt like shit for years means that I can handle whatever life throws at me, and I will die of natural causes.

"Rally to my support! For great justice, etc."
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Thank you, asperhes - beautifully translated and pretty much what I got out of it! Though...

Kosher Dill said:
I thought "pass natural" meant passing for a girl without any radical changes like surgery or, God forbid, arm color changes. But yeah, I guess it probably does mean dying of natural causes.
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At first, I also thought "pass natural" was to do with the tomgirl shit... But then, that would imply Chris doesn't already consider himself a pretty, pretty lady - as if!

QueenMegan said:
Very nice finds. In regards to the poll, we're hounding every movement and facebook post of a 30-something autistic adult child whose one goal in life at the moment is to relive his high-school years in a lego paradise. :sonichu:We're all a little autistic here (:_(
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You know, in the Introman poll at the top of this thread, I'm one of of those who voted "Neurotypical". On reflection, I suppose it is at least a little spergy to post this stuff... But, come on - remember that thread about Spicy Wings? No-one ever asked just how autistic the forum member who started that thread was! What I'm saying is that such a poll seems meaningless within the context of this forum - let's face it, we're all spergs here... :left:

*Edited for spelling errors due to sticky keyboard...
 
Is he actually saying that his committing suicide because of Sonic was a significant risk, enough so that it warranted dispelling?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Is he actually saying that his committing suicide because of Sonic was a significant risk, enough so that it warranted dispelling?
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I thiiiink he's saying that since he (who has suffered enough to drive a lesser man to suicide) hasn't given in to the pressure to change himself, neither should Sonic. Cupcake Pony says you should always be true to yourself, ya know.
 
Sure, his posts are weird but how boring would facebook be without people like him?
Guy 1: "I sure love sonic."
Guy 2: "Can't wait for the new game."
Chris: PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Girl 1: "I love being friends."
Girl 2: "Me too. Love you."
Chris: :c p-pay attention to me...

Guy: "That sonic redesign sucks."
Chris: *warning signs intensify*
Plus we get more raw manchild emotion than in his videos because he can post his reactions instantly.
 
Being a Sonic Fan myself, albeit a fairly sane one who doesn't throw a tantrum at the smallest changes, I know the fandom can get pretty damn crazy sometimes over the stupidest things. The people who still boycott the newer sonic games because Sonic's eyes are green really take the cake.

But Chris takes the whole fucking bakery.

Out of all the things he COULD complain about with the Sonic Boom designs, IE the Ah-Nold sized Knuckles.... he chooses Sonic's arms.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
I wonder if Chris can even tell which woman is Molly in that picture.
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Given that he thought he and BILLY MAYS would look the same if they shaved their beards, and believed a sweetheart when "she" sent pictures of three different girls claiming that they were all "her", I wouldn't be surprised if this actually turned out to be the case.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Is he actually saying that his committing suicide because of Sonic was a significant risk, enough so that it warranted dispelling?
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What I found funny was that his exact wording was this:

~"I would not even commit suicide ever, because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually pass natural."~

Nevermind that it was a completely irrelevant point to add to his complaint about Sonic's new arm colour, but the way he wrote it reads like he's suggesting that his years of low self-confidence and self-esteem are preventing him from committing suicide and that last part even reads like he's complaining about passing on naturally.
 
Donald Duck said:
What I found funny was that his exact wording was this:

~"I would not even commit suicide ever, because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually pass natural."~

Nevermind that it was a completely irrelevant point to add to his complaint about Sonic's new arm colour, but the way he wrote it reads like he's suggesting that his years of low self-confidence and self-esteem are preventing him from committing suicide and that last part even reads like he's complaining about passing on naturally.
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I... wat?

I can totally buy Kurt Cobain killed himself because he was really confident and had high self-esteem.
 
Donald Duck said:
Nevermind that it was a completely irrelevant point to add to his complaint about Sonic's new arm colour, but the way he wrote it reads like he's suggesting that his years of low self-confidence and self-esteem are preventing him from committing suicide and that last part even reads like he's complaining about passing on naturally.
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I can't tell if this means he's so lacking in self-confidence/esteem that he's convinced a suicide attempt will fail should he try to carry out the act of taking his own life, or that he's bitching about the fact he'd actually have to try killing himself in the first place because that would require a minimal amount of work and then if he even tries to think about it, the LEGO will distract him with its siren songs.

OBAMATRON said:
I think he meant the depression and self-loathing are what makes him want to an hero. He's mentioned it before.
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I think it's more that he wants to acomplish at least something that, years ago, had been basically promised to him via the dreams. Of course, the Sonichu becoming an international sensation initiative never got off the ground beyond some internet notoriety for being an exceptionally bad sonic knock-off in a world filled with bad sonic knock-offs, but that all only ended up in torturing Chris for as long as he kept making those stupid comics. The only other major dream is that he was going to father a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler, which of course also is never going to happen.
 
"I'm going to eventually pass natural." So no more :briefs:?

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. It was the first thing I thought of when I read that.

I'm not sorry.:alog:
 
Super Sexy Action Furry said:
I'm not sure dying from eating fifty McDouble's a day qualifies as "passing naturally".
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Chris passes naturally right into his dirty briefs, or possibly these days thongs. That must be one ungodly mess. All that restaurant fry grease helps him pass naturally over and over again.
 
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