More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
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milkshark said:
Chris passes naturally right into his dirty briefs, or possibly these days thongs. That must be one ungodly mess. All that restaurant fry grease helps him pass naturally over and over again.
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The face on Lego Chris in your avatar perfectly mirrored mine as I foolishly imagined this.
 
Super Sexy Action Furry said:
I'm not sure dying from eating fifty McDouble's a day qualifies as "passing naturally".
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You'd be surprised, we've found specimen after specimen of fossilized Cro-Magnon men with bellies full of McMammoths over at the Branchland Tar Pits. I guess in the Stone Age, you really did have to tell them twice.
 
First of all, Chris won't commit suicide, because he can't commit suicide. Obviously he is some kind of immortal. I mean, the dude has survived plague infestations, raging infernos, and inhaling toxic fumes. Hell, just look at his diet - any normal mortal would've died years ago!

As for Chris' comment, I like the translation, but I'm noticing what seems to be happening is Chris is doing that weird train of thought thing he does, where he starts talking to one person then without skipping a beat starts talking to another person THROUGH that person, then eventually loops back. For example, refer to the John Kyle video, where he begins to talk to John, then tangents onto Cole, then back to John.

In this case, he's talking about not liking Sonic's blue arms, comparing it to Michael Jackson's change in pigmentation, citing that MJ changed pigmentation because of insecurity. Chris' train of thought then jumps the rails, and he in turn begins to talk as if he was Michael Jackson, saying he wouldn't change his skin color, nor would even go so far as to commit suicide due to his low self-esteem. Train hops back onto the rails, and he ends his little rant.
 
Comparing a fictional, fantasy hedgehog whose owners can change him on a whim to a real person who had a skin condition, classic chris
 
NiggoFiggo said:
Not to derail the thread but he actually did, thats why back in the day he wore those sparkly gloves cause it was bad on his hands. Even his autopsy had him diagnosed with it
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Yeah, you can see it even when he was really young:
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I've heard that his bleaching might have been an attempt to even out his skin to be one colour as opposed to just wanting to be white.

His kid also has a minor case of it, I think.
 
People criticized Michael Jackson
I battle suicidal thoughts
CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK!!!!


lol wat?
 
What I like most about this is how Chris still considers Molly one of his few remaining Gal-Pals.

I take it fat boy has never seen this:

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AUGH YEAH
 
Has anyone thought to ask Sonic about how HE feels about Chris's recent changes? I mean really, total Tomgirl, long hair, nail polish? Maybe this whole thing is some passive aggressive rebuttal by the big blue hedgehog to Chris retconning himself.
 
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