Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

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Well, a few things were uncovered in the Stories from The Penitentiary letter/video:
1. Chris has access to multiple books, including trashy romance novels
2. The Commissary has Grape Fanta
3. He has a personal copy of the Bible (KJV) and the Quran
4. "The Quran is Family Guy, while the Bible is The Simpsons."
5. He is isolated from other prisoners for his protection
6. The staff treats him well enough that he's not complaining about something trivial
7. Weens have filled his commissary well enough to keep Chris comfortable
8. He still seems to have no clue how dire his situation is
Thanks, Stories from The Penitentiary, if you read this. These are things I wanted to know.
I guess he doesn't need a pardon from Biden.
 
He actually drew a fucking Jesus Christ Sonichu
I'd kinda like to see it to see how blasphemous it is, and if it's more derivative than the standard autistic sonic/jesus crossover. The picture at the end of the video seems more artsy than his usual tracing - are we to believe after 15 years of making comics he can actually draw his abominations freehand?

Also, how long has he had Christian themes in his comic?

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The letter Chris wrote to Stories from The Penitentiary has a lot of information that I'd wanted to hear since Chris's arrest because it describes Chris's life in the 2/5 star jail of fail.

We now know he doesn't have much contact with other inmates and he has books other than the Bible. Chris was also able to send art and a specially blessed Fanta label. He misses playing Tetris 99 and watching online videos. He has been in written contact with 35 people, but had to be selective about who to respond to due to a lack of paper and stamps. I think he has an adequate supply of these items now though.

For anyone curious, here are the books Chris has been reading, with links to Amazon.

The Bishop's Pawn: A Novel
Inheritance: The Inheritance Cycle, Book 4
Love's Secret Storm

He also has a KJV Bible and a Quran. I'm not sure about the Jane Austen retellings, there are a lot of them out there. Here is a list.
 
Also, how long has he had Christian themes in his comic?
God and Jesus feature in the episode where Chris is trapped in some time portal thing. Angelica Rosechu was raised by nuns and prays regularly in the comics, and they celebrate Christmas in CWCville (though it seems to be a multi faith winter festival).
 
Oh now he's sorry... he'll hold himself to a higher standard from now on....
The high high standard of making videos of CWC's mother and alleged rape victim
Dillon, you are at your best when you and your special friends read sonic fan comics outload, doing all the voices in your own special way. That's a type of content that's special to you and plays to your strengths. Maybe embrace that niche and just except it won't be as popular and recycling CWC content.
He can't accept it not being as popular. He could do other lolcows (that's what he is trying to pivot at, I suppose) but the problem there is that the dude seemingly had zero interest or passion in the random lolcow genre before, so people who are into that aren't going to like it all that much because you can't just snicker at dsp being dsp and have that be content, You'd have to at least find some funny stuff and just making a piece going "haha loser" isn't just going to cut it (especially when dsp makes more money than him and critique includes stuff like that he wont be making money...).
 
This came up on my recommended
Wow, A-Log hasn't changed at all and has learned nothing.

He hears criticism and then changes superficially (the same as Chris), like he says that he no longer wishes death on Chris, but then insults him and claims he was always right about Chris.

My favorite quote:
"Chris isn't trans, he's far too crazy!"

EDIT: the amount of ads on this is disgusting.
 
A new challenger has entered the CWC sphere better late than never? TheGreaseWizard is streaming right now is fairly boring.
If you search TheGreaseWizard username here's what you find. https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198308229798 (Archive)
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It seems as if they are all in a steam group together. https://steamcommunity.com/id/wtffam/friends/
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Main mod https://youtube.com/channel/UCWgRXlQdEbnX45BCdYp0ZpQ (Archive).
On his channel he mentioned his first name whch gives us his Entire name and face. (Archive) as well as his Instagram account. View it with this tool.
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https://twitter.com/queethan (Archive)
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