Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

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Pointless Sperg said:
I hope this guy is joking, but I'm afraid he isn't. It sounds like he's seriously worried that Chris will lead people away from Christianity.

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Half of the stuff is just a basic bitch take. The other is border-line autistic rambling.
Also, funko pops? Fail.
And what's with the statuette of a hot maid?
He also has toys that have never been opened... I guess he's worried about the collector's value.
Also "hurts my soul" at 8:31
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Ngl, it is better to listen to some of this shit from an outsider who isn't entrenched balls deep into internet culture. Like,he says it so straightforward it is almost... better?
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This "bizarre" guy posted an APOLOGY COMMENT on his YouTube begging forgiveness for misgendering Chris (which he didn't even do--he accurately referred to Chris as "he").
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biozeminadae1 said:
Half of the stuff is just a basic bitch take. The other is border-line autistic rambling.
Also, funko pops? Fail.
And what's with the statuette of a hot maid?
He also has toys that have never been opened... I guess he's worried about the collector's value.
Also "hurts my soul" at 8:31
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Did Chris ever buy funko pops? If not then he has more dignity than most soy boys.
Amiibos don't count.
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
This "bizarre" guy posted an APOLOGY COMMENT on his YouTube begging forgiveness for misgendering Chris (which he didn't even do--he accurately referred to Chris as "he"). View attachment 2993631
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To be fair, failing to ass kiss the trannies online pretty much results in false flags and take downs and harassment. It's more of a virtue signaling to get them to fuck off before they flag him than a sincere apology.
 
Mr. Cool ICE said:
I'm completely for Rogue getting a thread. Rogue was fucking hilarious back in 2019, but after having a cohost snort coke on stream, it's gone downhill.
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Yeah, second that. He's literally doing nothing but sucking Chris Chan cock these days despite claiming after the incest saga started that he was going to be cutting back and diversifying. His gaggle of orbiters include faggots, troons, and drunkards who seem like an accident waiting to happen. The only objection I have is that a lot of the juicy bits have probably been epstein'd right off the net so unless you were there and recording with youtube-dl/yt-dlp at the time, well, then good luck finding it.

That said, I still think calling up ice cream shops and asking them if they have jiggaboo and mooncricket toppings was fucking funny.
 
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Cherenkovblue said:
Yeah, second that. He's literally doing nothing but sucking Chris Chan cock these days despite claiming after the incest saga started that he was going to be cutting back and diversifying. His gaggle of orbiters include faggots, troons, and drunkards who seem like an accident waiting to happen. The only objection I have is that a lot of the juicy bits have probably been epstein'd right off the net so unless you were there and recording with youtube-dl/yt-dlp at the time, well, then good luck finding it.

That said, I still think calling up ice cream shops and asking them if they have jiggaboo and mooncricket toppings was fucking funny.
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Yeah the topping shit made me feel like I was gonna piss myself laughing
He's banned actual trannies for pointing out that if you are nonbinary or use "any pronouns," you're guaranteed to just be a normal person and not an actual tranny. So I'd be lying if I said I didn't dislike him for that, too.
Edit 2/20/22 so I don't doublepost; I feel as if "normal" is a massive understatement looking back. Regardless of how you feel about trannies, people doing that for attention like Rogue's orbiters are genuinely frustrating, because they're essentially doing the "I'm only pretending to be retarded!" thing but somehow more harmful to others than themself. At the very least they aren't sexpests like some people faking GD are(like Yaniv), but it's still disgusting.
 
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Why We Love to Hate CHRIS CHAN

The Internet's simultaneous fascination with and hatred of Chris-chan relates to how Chris-chan reminds us of our worst selves.
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I don't know if this necessarily counts, but Jesus is this some of the most pseudo-intellectual bullshit I've ever heard. Sorry bub, but I'm not secretly jealous of Chris for living in a constant state of fantasy or whatever trite this fart huffer is trying to babble on about. I see a trash fire, I watch the trash fire until it bores me, I guarantee you the majority of the people who pay attention to Chris do the same.
 
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