Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Is Kenshi blind in every timeline?

 

[Calandrino]

How come all the guest characters in every MK game have been cismale? Is it because NRS are Nazis?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Game crashed? Enjoy some more bloat!
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Lmao that's embarrassing. I'm waiting for the Playstation/Xbox ports to fuck up too somehow.

 

[TVB]

Pool Mortal Kombat closed due to AIDs

 

[Haftag]

Riddick would make a good guest.

 

[Calandrino]

Riddick would make a good guest.

Well you can't have him.

Here's what's leaked, mostly pieced together from dialog files I think...

First round:

• Quan Chi
• Ermac
• Takeda
• Omni-Man
• Peacemaker
• Homelander
• Janet [sic] Cage Kameo
• Movado Kameo
• Ferra Kameo
• Khameleon Kameo
• Tremor Kameo

Then:

• Cyrax (Female)
• Jade
• Kung Jin
• Ghost Face (Scream)
• Conan the Barbarian
• T-1000
• Kintaro Kameo
• Shinnok Kameo
• Li Mei Kameo
• Liu Kang Kameo
• Quan Chi Kameo

Eventually:

• Cassie Cage
• Noob Saibot

tbh I think the game looks like it will be pretty good once it's out of beta testing, only the sheer Jewishness of the pricing keeps me away.

I hope Janet Cage is officially trans... it's pretty obvious, come on NRS, don't be cowards.

 

[Haftag]

Well you can't have him.

Here's what's leaked, mostly pieced together from dialog files I think...

First round:

• Quan Chi
• Ermac
• Takeda
• Omni-Man
• Peacemaker
• Homelander
• Janet [sic] Cage Kameo
• Movado Kameo
• Ferra Kameo
• Khameleon Kameo
• Tremor Kameo

Then:

• Cyrax (Female)
• Jade
• Kung Jin
• Ghost Face (Scream)
• Conan the Barbarian
• T-1000
• Kintaro Kameo
• Shinnok Kameo
• Li Mei Kameo
• Liu Kang Kameo
• Quan Chi Kameo

Eventually:

• Cassie Cage
• Noob Saibot

tbh I think the game looks like it will be pretty good once it's out of beta testing, only the sheer Jewishness of the pricing keeps me away.

I hope Janet Cage is officially trans... it's pretty obvious, come on NRS, don't be cowards.

9 to 11 and even IJ2 had fitting guests for the most part, this one's a bit retarded, looks like they're adding Injustice-y guests to MK. Conan should be in SoulCalibur.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm curious if they're going to have it be Arnold Conan or Frank Razetta Conan.

I'm a big Conan fan but that's not going to draw me to this.

 

[Fag Albert]

i want a playable steven seagal but he has an alternate costume for each ethnicity he pretended to be

 

[Shining Wit]

Is Kenshi blind in every timeline?

It's his main personality trait

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

It's his main personality trait

So no Deaf Gunslinger Kenshi timeline? Sad.

 

[Calandrino]

9 to 11 and even IJ2 had fitting guests for the most part, this one's a bit retarded, looks like they're adding Injustice-y guests to MK. Conan should be in SoulCalibur.

They've run through most of the famous franchises that MK copied. JCVD is the most fitting MKOne guest.

I'm curious if they're going to have it be Arnold Conan or Frank Razetta Conan.

I'm a big Conan fan but that's not going to draw me to this.

Dialog has Arnie references so probably that one.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Well, this is a weird one - at least on PC, MK11 has a higher player count than MK1. That feels weird for a fighting game - they usually die when the sequel comes out, barring a small community.

While I’m not sure if there were any recent sales for MK11 - knowing Steam, there probably was - but if that trend applies to console players as well, then I think they’re fucked.

 

[Wesker]

I think they’re fucked.

I certainly hope so. It does seem like MK11 was at level ten with these retards for years and years while MK1 lost it's hype within the same month with the incessant ads AIDS.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Well, this is a weird one - at least on PC, MK11 has a higher player count than MK1. That feels weird for a fighting game - they usually die when the sequel comes out, barring a small community.

While I’m not sure if there were any recent sales for MK11 - knowing Steam, there probably was - but if that trend applies to console players as well, then I think they’re fucked.

MK11 is like 6 bucks on CDKeys compared to 100 bucks for MK1. Guess which one I bought as my first MK since 7?

 

[斯尼 德之王]

It's such a shame, because the backgrounds and animations are well done, but these retards intentionally made the characters look ugly to appease de pozzed audience that will never buy the game.

Man, what a shitshow.

 

[TVB]

It's such a shame, because the backgrounds and animations are well done, but these retards intentionally made the characters look ugly to appease de pozzed audience that will never buy the game.

Man, what a shitshow.

This is why I fucking hate modern day gaming industries

 

[Calandrino]

 

[Wesker]

It's such a shame, because the backgrounds and animations are well done, but these retards intentionally made the characters look ugly to appease de pozzed audience that will never buy the game.

Man, what a shitshow.

They have the ingredients to make a cake, and they would rather make fucking cookies.

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

Lmao Conan the Barbarian?
Ghostface?
Homelander and Omniman?
Ermac, Jade and Quan chi as DLC?

If this isn't an argument for letting franchises die I dunno what is. Eventually everything becomes a parody of itself, if not an outright joke, if you let it go on long enough.